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Bananna bread storyI bought some great banana bread but I hurt my fingers opening it.
Back in the day when I was a diesel dummy I had a load of onions out of Colorado. I took forever for these illegals to load me by hand and I was starving. They took a lunch break in their break area where I was. They asked me if I wanted some and I said no because spicy hot food fucks with my belly. They all laughed because they were eating Bananna bread. I ate some and forget what it taste like.
Bananna bread story
Back in the day when I was a diesel dummy I had a load of onions out of Colorado. I took forever for these illegals to load me by hand and I was starving. They took a lunch break in their break area where I was. They asked me if I wanted some and I said no because spicy hot food fucks with my belly. They all laughed because they were eating Bananna bread. I ate some and forget what it taste like.
They put drugs in it and watched the gringo.
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Bananna bread story
Back in the day when I was a diesel dummy I had a load of onions out of Colorado. I took forever for these illegals to load me by hand and I was starving. They took a lunch break in their break area where I was. They asked me if I wanted some and I said no because spicy hot food fucks with my belly. They all laughed because they were eating Bananna bread. I ate some and forget what it taste like.
They put drugs in it and watched the gringo.
I've had many loads in my days..too many to recall but this one sticks out like a sore thumb. It was to st Louis and I passed a scale on 55 s. I didn't weigh at all heading back because I took 36 e.They put drugs in it and watched the gringo.
I live north of stl about 80 miles and was eager to get back and wanted to make time. I cb'ed ahead the northbound told me the chicken coup was closed so kept south. It was open. They took me out back and I was overweight in my rear axles. I was shifting my axel and they all left. So I said fuck it and left. I dropped my load.
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When I watch "My 600 lb life" I feel better about myself and shit.
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When I watch "My 600 lb life" I feel better about myself and shit.
That had better be about a family with several kids.
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"You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
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took three things from the barn to the sat auction - rototiller (stupid front tines), grape press, and
the generator (need a bigger one for the house).
Wife is at a business seminar, I'm batchin it watchin some old
classic WWII movies.
Am going to go squirrel hunting in the morning, and made squirrel and dumplings
so she wont fuss at me for cleaning the squirrels in the house.....
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took three things from the barn to the sat auction - rototiller (stupid front tines), grape press, and
the generator (need a bigger one for the house).
Wife is at a business seminar, I'm batchin it watchin some old
classic WWII movies.
Am going to go squirrel hunting in the morning, and made squirrel and dumplings
so she wont fuss at me for cleaning the squirrels in the house.....
total grandpa status. That's awesometook three things from the barn to the sat auction - rototiller (stupid front tines), grape press, and
the generator (need a bigger one for the house).
Wife is at a business seminar, I'm batchin it watchin some old
classic WWII movies.
Am going to go squirrel hunting in the morning, and made squirrel and dumplings
so she wont fuss at me for cleaning the squirrels in the house.....
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