Browns Board Roast Battle 2016
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OK, in this thread this is where the Gloves can come off......we will just do a Roast Battle here on the Board....perhaps as a prelude to a live Roast Battle at a tailgate.
Primary contestants can be Ghoolie Vs. Flugels.......but actually, it can be any two of you against each other. You can take turns taking pot shots at each other.
Two requirements:
A. While yes, these "insults" can be nasty and brutish ....still keep in mind that it is all supposed to be in good fun.
B. For Christ's sake.....make your comments funny. I mean, nothing is worse than not making something funny.
Who will judge the winner? Well, I will pitch in....but a couple more can be selected by the admins.
I already put a bit of an entry in with my little poetry that I engaged in.
So, lets do this.....and have fun out there. (and this way....we can keep football threads about football...)
I will flip a coin to see who goes first: Heads: Ghoolie Tails: Flugel
Its Heads. Ghoolie go first. Beyond that, no real interference from the referree.
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Ghoolie is not allowed out of the Ghoolie threads, if you want to roast him, you'll have to it there.
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Zombo said:
Ghoolie is not allowed out of the Ghoolie threads, if you want to roast him, you'll have to it there.
Z
Can't you make one exception for this?
Or, we can use this for others who wish to participate.
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No, not bring the ogre out of his cage it's training camp, we have plenty of him. Go ahead set it up for two other guys if you want. Or just call somebody out and see what you start.
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No, not bring the ogre out of his cage it's training camp, we have plenty of him. Go ahead set it up for two other guys if you want. Or just call somebody out and see what you start.
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Zombo said:
No, not bring the ogre out of his cage it's training camp, we have plenty of him. Go ahead set it up for two other guys if you want. Or just call somebody out and see what you start.
Z
Well, but I am not that good at it...but we will go with a test case:
I could call you the worst insult I can think of saying: Zombo....You are really just a closet Steeler fan.
Then you could say: Gipper....not only do you share a birthday with him...you are beginning to look and smell like Millard Fillmore.
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No, not bring the ogre out of his cage it's training camp, we have plenty of him. Go ahead set it up for two other guys if you want. Or just call somebody out and see what you start.
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Zombo said:
No, not bring the ogre out of his cage it's training camp, we have plenty of him. Go ahead set it up for two other guys if you want. Or just call somebody out and see what you start.
Z
Didn't realize he only gets one thread a week- and it's getting pretty nasty in that thread. So Goobers- either put Ghoolie on ignore, or don't visit the threads!!!
& PLEASE to the rest of you- don't start a thread with Ghoolie in the title!!!!
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OK, in this thread this is where the Gloves can come off......we will just do a Roast Battle here on the Board....perhaps as a prelude to a live Roast Battle at a tailgate.
Primary contestants can be Ghoolie Vs. Flugels.......but actually, it can be any two of you against each other. You can take turns taking pot shots at each other.
Two requirements:
A. While yes, these "insults" can be nasty and brutish ....still keep in mind that it is all supposed to be in good fun.
B. For Christ's sake.....make your comments funny. I mean, nothing is worse than not making something funny.
Who will judge the winner? Well, I will pitch in....but a couple more can be selected by the admins.
I already put a bit of an entry in with my little poetry that I engaged in.
So, lets do this.....and have fun out there. (and this way....we can keep football threads about football...)
I will flip a coin to see who goes first: Heads: Ghoolie Tails: Flugel
Its Heads. Ghoolie go first. Beyond that, no real interference from the referree.
OK, in this thread this is where the Gloves can come off......we will just do a Roast Battle here on the Board....perhaps as a prelude to a live Roast Battle at a tailgate.
Primary contestants can be Ghoolie Vs. Flugels.......but actually, it can be any two of you against each other. You can take turns taking pot shots at each other.
Two requirements:
A. While yes, these "insults" can be nasty and brutish ....still keep in mind that it is all supposed to be in good fun.
B. For Christ's sake.....make your comments funny. I mean, nothing is worse than not making something funny.
Who will judge the winner? Well, I will pitch in....but a couple more can be selected by the admins.
I already put a bit of an entry in with my little poetry that I engaged in.
So, lets do this.....and have fun out there. (and this way....we can keep football threads about football...)
I will flip a coin to see who goes first: Heads: Ghoolie Tails: Flugel
Its Heads. Ghoolie go first. Beyond that, no real interference from the referree.
LMAO! Gipper, are you sure you don't want to come to Nashville?
I welcome the only Defensive Coordinator to earn a Superbowl Ring in New Orleans while understanding Revenge of the Nerds is a sequel. "Come get some!" -
Ghoolie versus the world. Just like always. That could get pretty damn funny
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Ghoolie versus the world. Just like always. That could get pretty damn funny
I have him crying in 3 different threads. Does it really look like he can even handle 1 more person?
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Ghoolie versus the world. Just like always. That could get pretty damn funny
I have him crying in 3 different threads. Does it really look like he can even handle 1 more person?
Absolulety not... That's where the fun comes inI have him crying in 3 different threads. Does it really look like he can even handle 1 more person?
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Too bad Gipper's mom didn't swallow a "Wads-Worth" so we wouldn't have to listen to all his sunshine pumping
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I have this strange feeling that you'll really get a kick out of this link, Gipper
50+ Old Fashioned Insults We Should Bring Back -
OK, in this thread this is where the Gloves can come off......we will just do a Roast Battle here on the Board....perhaps as a prelude to a live Roast Battle at a tailgate.
Primary contestants can be Ghoolie Vs. Flugels.......but actually, it can be any two of you against each other. You can take turns taking pot shots at each other.
Two requirements:
A. While yes, these "insults" can be nasty and brutish ....still keep in mind that it is all supposed to be in good fun.
B. For Christ's sake.....make your comments funny. I mean, nothing is worse than not making something funny.
Who will judge the winner? Well, I will pitch in....but a couple more can be selected by the admins.
I already put a bit of an entry in with my little poetry that I engaged in.
So, lets do this.....and have fun out there. (and this way....we can keep football threads about football...)
I will flip a coin to see who goes first: Heads: Ghoolie Tails: Flugel
Its Heads. Ghoolie go first. Beyond that, no real interference from the referree.
LMAO! Gipper, are you sure you don't want to come to Nashville?
LMAO! Gipper, are you sure you don't want to come to Nashville?
I would like to come....and thought seriously about it, but I have a trip a bit later in that month to Idaho...and I guess I will have to limit my travel budget to that.....unless I like hit the lottery. If that happens, then I will see you there!
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Too bad Gipper's mom didn't swallow a "Wads-Worth" so we wouldn't have to listen to all his sunshine pumping
Too bad Gipper's mom didn't swallow a "Wads-Worth" so we wouldn't have to listen to all his sunshine pumping
Right.....she left that up to you.
(besides....she wasn't from Wadsworth...she was from Cobh, County Cork....and she knew where to put the cork in you)
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I have this strange feeling that you'll really get a kick out of this link, Gipper
50+ Old Fashioned Insults We Should Bring BackI have this strange feeling that you'll really get a kick out of this link, Gipper
50+ Old Fashioned Insults We Should Bring BackI don't think some of those went away. But I still prefer if people make up there own.
But in the spirit of things: Someone asked me about you GFT. He asked if you were gay. I said, no, I don't think so, but he is British, and I know it is hard to tell the difference.
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Zombo said:
No, not bring the ogre out of his cage it's training camp, we have plenty of him. Go ahead set it up for two other guys if you want. Or just call somebody out and see what you start.
Z
Didn't realize he only gets one thread a week- and it's getting pretty nasty in that thread. So Goobers- either put Ghoolie on ignore, or don't visit the threads!!!
& PLEASE to the rest of you- don't start a thread with Ghoolie in the title!!!!
Didn't realize he only gets one thread a week- and it's getting pretty nasty in that thread. So Goobers- either put Ghoolie on ignore, or don't visit the threads!!!
& PLEASE to the rest of you- don't start a thread with Ghoolie in the title!!!!
Larry, you old Wino. How's life under the bridge?
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We have to ban Westside Steve from the thread. If we let him on here we are all in trouble. He is so full of shit, if this thread had a bathroom we would have to call Roto Rooter after he was gone to get the plumbing to work properly. Those 50 old time insults? They were invented with Steve in mind.
You know that old Saturday Night Live skit where Jane Curtain is talking and Chevy Chase mimics her behind her back? That is what Steve's band mates have done to him for 40 years now without him knowing it.
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Too bad Gipper's mom didn't swallow a "Wads-Worth" so we wouldn't have to listen to all his sunshine pumping
Right.....she left that up to you.
(besides....she wasn't from Wadsworth...she was from Cobh, County Cork....and she knew where to put the cork in you)
Right.....she left that up to you.
(besides....she wasn't from Wadsworth...she was from Cobh, County Cork....and she knew where to put the cork in you)
Hey man just trying to get your lame ass thread going in the right direction.
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Zombo said:
No, not bring the ogre out of his cage it's training camp, we have plenty of him. Go ahead set it up for two other guys if you want. Or just call somebody out and see what you start.
Z
Didn't realize he only gets one thread a week- and it's getting pretty nasty in that thread. So Goobers- either put Ghoolie on ignore, or don't visit the threads!!!
& PLEASE to the rest of you- don't start a thread with Ghoolie in the title!!!!
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ghoolie's vagina is sooo big
"how big is it?"
it's so big that when it sits around the house, it literally sits around the house.
ba doom ch!
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