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  • @syd said:

    I'm teliin ya tho Mexicans love their tackle football just seems like a damn shame they do not get more of it

    well they should. they're pretty good at evading tackles crossing our border illegally.

    rimshot.

    @miktoxic said:

    well they should. they're pretty good at evading tackles crossing our border illegally.

    rimshot.

    The ol side step tackles. Hey man thanks again for the t shirt bro.
  • @syd said:

    I'm teliin ya tho Mexicans love their tackle football just seems like a damn shame they do not get more of it

    well they should. they're pretty good at evading tackles crossing our border illegally.

    rimshot.

    @miktoxic said:

    well they should. they're pretty good at evading tackles crossing our border illegally.

    rimshot.

    I can hardly wait for the GEICO fence barrier commercials. "Hey let's just build a wall around 'em. It's what we do"

    I can go to any construction site even within a mile of my house on a bicycle and listen to music from the "home" country play while they put together new houses. In fact I'm thinking I will spend several of their lunch breaks riding over there to practice my Spanish before going to Akumal in the Yucatan in mid-Jan. They are pretty friendly when I use their own language once they realize I'm not turning them in.

  • @syd said:

    I'm teliin ya tho Mexicans love their tackle football just seems like a damn shame they do not get more of it

    Yeah they do. They love the Steelers too. Them and the Cowboys are the fan favorites in Mexico.

    @stinkhole said:

    Yeah they do. They love the Steelers too. Them and the Cowboys are the fan favorites in Mexico.

    So? The Mexicans are a bunch of FRAKS apparently.

  • Mexico sucks, that's why.

    @wargograw said:

    Mexico sucks, that's why.

    In terms of a permanent team in Mexico City, there could be major issues with that: Exchange rates, living costs. (any NFL player there could likely require gated and guarded housing) etc.

    A once/twice a year game may be OK....but permanent. Don't think so.

  • @wargograw said:

    Mexico sucks, that's why.

    In terms of a permanent team in Mexico City, there could be major issues with that: Exchange rates, living costs. (any NFL player there could likely require gated and guarded housing) etc.

    A once/twice a year game may be OK....but permanent. Don't think so.

    @the-gipper said:

    In terms of a permanent team in Mexico City, there could be major issues with that: Exchange rates, living costs. (any NFL player there could likely require gated and guarded housing) etc.

    A once/twice a year game may be OK....but permanent. Don't think so.

    Kidnappings for ransom.

  • @the-gipper said:

    In terms of a permanent team in Mexico City, there could be major issues with that: Exchange rates, living costs. (any NFL player there could likely require gated and guarded housing) etc.

    A once/twice a year game may be OK....but permanent. Don't think so.

    Kidnappings for ransom.

    @texasag1969 said:

    Kidnappings for ransom.

    Yea. Its a major problem still down there, no?

  • @texasag1969 said:

    Kidnappings for ransom.

    Yea. Its a major problem still down there, no?

    @the-gipper said:

    Yea. Its a major problem still down there, no?

    From an article published April 2016:

    Kidnappings Continue

    The organization Stop Kidnapping reported 155 kidnappings during February nationwide, with a total of 201 victims. Only 111 of those cases were the subject of a preliminary investigation.

    SEE ALSO: Coverage of Kidnapping

    The organization's president, Isabel Wallace, expressed concern both for the lack of progress combating kidnapping this year and for the lack of preliminary investigations of cases.

    At a meeting on the issue, SNSP officials indicated they are preparing legal reforms to oversee the registration of crimes at the state level.

    "If the authorities still do not open preliminary investigations or open files on investigations despite having knowledge of a kidnapping, they not only incur administrative and/or criminal liability, but are oblivious to the reality of our country on the subject kidnapping," Wallace said.

  • @the-gipper said:

    Yea. Its a major problem still down there, no?

    From an article published April 2016:

    Kidnappings Continue

    The organization Stop Kidnapping reported 155 kidnappings during February nationwide, with a total of 201 victims. Only 111 of those cases were the subject of a preliminary investigation.

    SEE ALSO: Coverage of Kidnapping

    The organization's president, Isabel Wallace, expressed concern both for the lack of progress combating kidnapping this year and for the lack of preliminary investigations of cases.

    At a meeting on the issue, SNSP officials indicated they are preparing legal reforms to oversee the registration of crimes at the state level.

    "If the authorities still do not open preliminary investigations or open files on investigations despite having knowledge of a kidnapping, they not only incur administrative and/or criminal liability, but are oblivious to the reality of our country on the subject kidnapping," Wallace said.

    @texasag1969 said:

    From an article published April 2016:

    Kidnappings Continue

    The organization Stop Kidnapping reported 155 kidnappings during February nationwide, with a total of 201 victims. Only 111 of those cases were the subject of a preliminary investigation.

    SEE ALSO: Coverage of Kidnapping

    The organization's president, Isabel Wallace, expressed concern both for the lack of progress combating kidnapping this year and for the lack of preliminary investigations of cases.

    At a meeting on the issue, SNSP officials indicated they are preparing legal reforms to oversee the registration of crimes at the state level.

    "If the authorities still do not open preliminary investigations or open files on investigations despite having knowledge of a kidnapping, they not only incur administrative and/or criminal liability, but are oblivious to the reality of our country on the subject kidnapping," Wallace said.

    201 people kidnapped in one month? How many of these people were gotten back? How many killed?

    Looks like anyone with any kind of decent wealth would have their families be targets.

    I say, even if the NFL thought about a team down there, the players association would say: Fuck that....we ain't getting our players wives and kids kidnapped.

  • @stinkhole said:

    Yeah they do. They love the Steelers too. Them and the Cowboys are the fan favorites in Mexico.

    My God the sentence structure is so hard to read.

    @one-post said:

    My God the sentence structure is so hard to read.

    Lol..I'm still in your head.

  • @stinkhole said:

    Yeah they do. They love the Steelers too. Them and the Cowboys are the fan favorites in Mexico.

    So? The Mexicans are a bunch of FRAKS apparently.

    @the-gipper said:

    So? The Mexicans are a bunch of FRAKS apparently.

    What do you mean "so"? Don't frontrunner football fans make you mad?

    FRAKS? Mexican oil workers? Or is that an acronym for Front Running, something something something?

    Front Running All Knowing Superfans?

  • @one-post said:

    My God the sentence structure is so hard to read.

    Lol..I'm still in your head.

    @stinkhole said:

    Lol..I'm still in your head.

    You still want to give me head? Fag.
  • @the-gipper said:

    So? The Mexicans are a bunch of FRAKS apparently.

    What do you mean "so"? Don't frontrunner football fans make you mad?

    FRAKS? Mexican oil workers? Or is that an acronym for Front Running, something something something?

    Front Running All Knowing Superfans?

    @stinkhole said:

    What do you mean "so"? Don't frontrunner football fans make you mad?Fr

    FRAKS? Mexican oil workers? Or is that an acronym for Front Running, something something something?

    Front Running All Knowing Superfans?

    Front Running Ass Kickers. But you have been around here long enough to know that is what it stood for.

    Do Frontrunners make me mad? Yea, because I believe they lack character and loyalty. Most people like that will just glom onto a winner. Not the kind of person you would want to share a foxhole with. The kind that would, if the war is going bad would defect to the winning side.

    (maybe its not so bad with the Mexicans....since they don't have their own team)

  • @wargograw said:

    Mexico sucks, that's why.

    In terms of a permanent team in Mexico City, there could be major issues with that: Exchange rates, living costs. (any NFL player there could likely require gated and guarded housing) etc.

    A once/twice a year game may be OK....but permanent. Don't think so.

    @the-gipper said:

    In terms of a permanent team in Mexico City, there could be major issues with that: Exchange rates, living costs. (any NFL player there could likely require gated and guarded housing) etc.

    A once/twice a year game may be OK....but permanent. Don't think so.

    Los Marrones de la Ciudad Mexico

  • @the-gipper said:

    In terms of a permanent team in Mexico City, there could be major issues with that: Exchange rates, living costs. (any NFL player there could likely require gated and guarded housing) etc.

    A once/twice a year game may be OK....but permanent. Don't think so.

    Los Marrones de la Ciudad Mexico

    @buck-the-frowns said:

    Los Marrones de la Ciudad Mexico

    Direct from Pottsville?

  • @buck-the-frowns said:

    Los Marrones de la Ciudad Mexico

    Direct from Pottsville?

    @the-gipper said:

    Direct from Pottsville?

    Nope. That would be Los Granates de la Ciudad Mexico. Marrones translates to Browns. Send the Browns to play some games in Mexico City, and let half the roster be kidnapped. These things can easily be arranged there I am sure. Wouldn't much matter which half either, from what I've seen this year. Maybe the coaching staff as well. Then just don't pay the ransom. Or only pay it if they DON'T release them. The league would then have a special draft of some kind to replenish the roster with random has beens and never weres.

    Laugh if you will but even If the whole evil plan fails the Browns are no worse off than they are now. If it succeeds they might even be better off.

    Note to Authorities: If you are monitoring this board, this is all said in jest. I do not actually advocate kidnapping of anyone by anyone in any country, foreign or domestic.

    Even if they deserve it.

  • Not to mention that classy green laser lighting up Osweiler's eyes.

  • @the-gipper said:

    Direct from Pottsville?

    Nope. That would be Los Granates de la Ciudad Mexico. Marrones translates to Browns. Send the Browns to play some games in Mexico City, and let half the roster be kidnapped. These things can easily be arranged there I am sure. Wouldn't much matter which half either, from what I've seen this year. Maybe the coaching staff as well. Then just don't pay the ransom. Or only pay it if they DON'T release them. The league would then have a special draft of some kind to replenish the roster with random has beens and never weres.

    Laugh if you will but even If the whole evil plan fails the Browns are no worse off than they are now. If it succeeds they might even be better off.

    Note to Authorities: If you are monitoring this board, this is all said in jest. I do not actually advocate kidnapping of anyone by anyone in any country, foreign or domestic.

    Even if they deserve it.

    @buck-the-frowns said:

    Nope. That would be Los Granates de la Ciudad Mexico. Marrones translates to Browns. Send the Browns to play some games in Mexico City, and let half the roster be kidnapped. These things can easily be arranged there I am sure. Wouldn't much matter which half either, from what I've seen this year. Maybe the coaching staff as well. Then just don't pay the ransom. Or only pay it if they DON'T release them. The league would then have a special draft of some kind to replenish the roster with random has beens and never weres.

    Laugh if you will but even If the whole evil plan fails the Browns are no worse off than they are now. If it succeeds they might even be better off.

    Note to Authorities: If you are monitoring this board, this is all said in jest. I do not actually advocate kidnapping of anyone by anyone in any country, foreign or domestic.

    Even if they deserve it.

    Marrones sounds an awful lot like "Maroon". If Marrones is Brown....what is the Spanish word for Maroon?

    (and, yes, the Pottsville Maroons were a real team....in fact....many think that they actually won an NFL title one year.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1925_NFL_Championship_controversy

  • @buck-the-frowns said:

    Nope. That would be Los Granates de la Ciudad Mexico. Marrones translates to Browns. Send the Browns to play some games in Mexico City, and let half the roster be kidnapped. These things can easily be arranged there I am sure. Wouldn't much matter which half either, from what I've seen this year. Maybe the coaching staff as well. Then just don't pay the ransom. Or only pay it if they DON'T release them. The league would then have a special draft of some kind to replenish the roster with random has beens and never weres.

    Laugh if you will but even If the whole evil plan fails the Browns are no worse off than they are now. If it succeeds they might even be better off.

    Note to Authorities: If you are monitoring this board, this is all said in jest. I do not actually advocate kidnapping of anyone by anyone in any country, foreign or domestic.

    Even if they deserve it.

    Marrones sounds an awful lot like "Maroon". If Marrones is Brown....what is the Spanish word for Maroon?

    (and, yes, the Pottsville Maroons were a real team....in fact....many think that they actually won an NFL title one year.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1925_NFL_Championship_controversy

    @the-gipper said:

    Marrones sounds an awful lot like "Maroon". If Marrones is Brown....what is the Spanish word for Maroon?

    Maroon = Granate

    (and, yes, the Pottsville Maroons were a real team....in fact....many think that they actually won an NFL title one year.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1925_NFL_Championship_controversy

    Yep, good case that the league hosed the Pottsville Maroons out of a title.

    Some people also believe that the Maroons are the ancestor of the Washington Redskins but that connection is tenuous.

  • @buck-the-frowns said:

    Nope. That would be Los Granates de la Ciudad Mexico. Marrones translates to Browns. Send the Browns to play some games in Mexico City, and let half the roster be kidnapped. These things can easily be arranged there I am sure. Wouldn't much matter which half either, from what I've seen this year. Maybe the coaching staff as well. Then just don't pay the ransom. Or only pay it if they DON'T release them. The league would then have a special draft of some kind to replenish the roster with random has beens and never weres.

    Laugh if you will but even If the whole evil plan fails the Browns are no worse off than they are now. If it succeeds they might even be better off.

    Note to Authorities: If you are monitoring this board, this is all said in jest. I do not actually advocate kidnapping of anyone by anyone in any country, foreign or domestic.

    Even if they deserve it.

    Marrones sounds an awful lot like "Maroon". If Marrones is Brown....what is the Spanish word for Maroon?

    (and, yes, the Pottsville Maroons were a real team....in fact....many think that they actually won an NFL title one year.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1925_NFL_Championship_controversy

    @the-gipper said:

    Marrones sounds an awful lot like "Maroon". If Marrones is Brown....what is the Spanish word for Maroon?

    (and, yes, the Pottsville Maroons were a real team....in fact....many think that they actually won an NFL title one year.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1925_NFL_Championship_controversy

    I'm pretty sure that Browns would fit better if it translated to Morons.