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  • StinkHoleS StinkHole

    @the-gipper said:

    http://dailysnark.com/breaking-isis-signs-free-agent-qb-colin-kaepernick-1-year-deal/

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    The 72 virgins incentive in that contract was too hard to pass up.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #13

    @stinkhole said:

    The 72 virgins incentive in that contract was too hard to pass up.

    Still not sure why that seems to be an attractive concept to Muslim men. I can only suspect that it is some perverse male dominance thing. Give me 72 professionals if you must.

  • The GipperT The Gipper

    @stinkhole said:

    The 72 virgins incentive in that contract was too hard to pass up.

    Still not sure why that seems to be an attractive concept to Muslim men. I can only suspect that it is some perverse male dominance thing. Give me 72 professionals if you must.

    L LondonBrown wrote on
    #14

    @the-gipper said:

    Still not sure why that seems to be an attractive concept to Muslim men. I can only suspect that it is some perverse male dominance thing. Give me 72 professionals if you must.

    Their prophet was a peadophile, that answers that question pretty conclusively

  • W wargograw wrote on
    #15

    You don't see why 72 virgins is attractive to a man? Always figured you were gay, Gipper, but don't make it so obvious.

    StinkHoleS The GipperT 2 Replies
  • Canton DawgC Canton Dawg wrote on
    #16

    Great quote by the GM.

    “الأَبْجَدِيَّة العَرَبِيَّة‎‎الأَبْجَدِيَّة الالأَبْجَدِيَّة العَرَبِيَّة‎‎ يَّة‎‎ ” said ISIS GM Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

    Two things that will define you: Your determination when you have nothing. Your attitude when you have everything. - Mike McCartney
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  • W wargograw

    You don't see why 72 virgins is attractive to a man? Always figured you were gay, Gipper, but don't make it so obvious.

    StinkHoleS StinkHole wrote on
    #17

    @wargograw said:

    You don't see why 72 virgins is attractive to a man? Always figured you were gay, Gipper, but don't make it so obvious.

    You obviously didn't read his entire post.

    W 1 Reply
  • Louisville SluggerL Louisville Slugger wrote on
    #18

    How many yards per attempt do you think he'll average playing for isis? I'm putting my money on 5.56

  • StinkHoleS StinkHole

    @wargograw said:

    You don't see why 72 virgins is attractive to a man? Always figured you were gay, Gipper, but don't make it so obvious.

    You obviously didn't read his entire post.

    W wargograw wrote on
    #19

    @stinkhole said:

    You obviously didn't read his entire post.

    I just read it again. What am I missing?

  • W wargograw

    @stinkhole said:

    You obviously didn't read his entire post.

    I just read it again. What am I missing?

    T TexasAg1969 wrote on
    #20

    @wargograw said:

    I just read it again. What am I missing?

    "Give me 72 professionals if you must."-----------------------prostitutes.

  • W wargograw

    You don't see why 72 virgins is attractive to a man? Always figured you were gay, Gipper, but don't make it so obvious.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #21

    @wargograw said:

    You don't see why 72 virgins is attractive to a man? Always figured you were gay, Gipper, but don't make it so obvious.

    Are you too a pedophile? What did you think I meant when I said I would rather have 72 professionals? Did you think I was talking about accountants?

    W 1 Reply
  • tiamat63T tiamat63

    Not even clever.

    C calfoxwc wrote on
    #22

    @tiamat63 said:

    Not even clever.

    LOL. Oh, it was clever alright. Just harmlessly funny. You just don't have a sense of humor, that's all.

  • The GipperT The Gipper

    @wargograw said:

    You don't see why 72 virgins is attractive to a man? Always figured you were gay, Gipper, but don't make it so obvious.

    Are you too a pedophile? What did you think I meant when I said I would rather have 72 professionals? Did you think I was talking about accountants?

    W wargograw wrote on
    #23

    @the-gipper said:

    Are you too a pedophile? What did you think I meant when I said I would rather have 72 professionals? Did you think I was talking about accountants?

    Only children can be virgins now?

    And yes, I did think you meant something like accounts, seeing as how you're a massive nerd.

    The GipperT 1 Reply
  • W wargograw

    @londonbrown said:

    Looks like the guy out of that show The League

    Everybody calls him Ruxin.

    jcam222J jcam222 wrote on
    #24

    @wargograw said:

    Everybody calls him Ruxin.

    nope wrong one, it's Raffi
  • miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on
    #25

    i'll take a 19 year old virgin anyday over some wrinkled stretched out lot lizzard. and no we're not talking 'pretty woman' pros. that's only in the movies bub.

    T The GipperT 2 Replies
  • cambridgehoC cambridgeho wrote on
    #26

    He has been blacklisted.

  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    i'll take a 19 year old virgin anyday over some wrinkled stretched out lot lizzard. and no we're not talking 'pretty woman' pros. that's only in the movies bub.

    T TexasAg1969 wrote on
    #27

    @miktoxic said:

    i'll take a 19 year old virgin anyday over some wrinkled stretched out lot lizzard. and no we're not talking 'pretty woman' pros. that's only in the movies bub.

    You need to get back to Vegas and see a real pro. The high $$ kind. Saw one in the Venetian one night and stepped on my tongue. Made Trump's blonds look downright homely. And big mouth Julia Roberts? Not even in the same ballpark.

    The GipperT 1 Reply
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  • W wargograw

    @the-gipper said:

    Are you too a pedophile? What did you think I meant when I said I would rather have 72 professionals? Did you think I was talking about accountants?

    Only children can be virgins now?

    And yes, I did think you meant something like accounts, seeing as how you're a massive nerd.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #28

    @wargograw said:

    Only children can be virgins now?

    And yes, I did think you meant something like accounts, seeing as how you're a massive nerd.

    We were talking about fucking women and you thought we were talking about accountants.

    Jesus to Jesus, I can't help you overcome whatever ails you.

    W 1 Reply
  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    i'll take a 19 year old virgin anyday over some wrinkled stretched out lot lizzard. and no we're not talking 'pretty woman' pros. that's only in the movies bub.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #29

    @miktoxic said:

    i'll take a 19 year old virgin anyday over some wrinkled stretched out lot lizzard. and no we're not talking 'pretty woman' pros. that's only in the movies bub.

    Well....I assume that if I am in "paradise" and am being offered 72 women to have sex with prostitutes that I would have the right to choose the 72 prostitutes, wouldn't I?

    I would have as much say there as you would have over the virgins you were offered. What if you were offered a 12 year old virgin that was autistic....or a 75 year old nun?

    So, it works both ways.

  • T TexasAg1969

    @miktoxic said:

    i'll take a 19 year old virgin anyday over some wrinkled stretched out lot lizzard. and no we're not talking 'pretty woman' pros. that's only in the movies bub.

    You need to get back to Vegas and see a real pro. The high $$ kind. Saw one in the Venetian one night and stepped on my tongue. Made Trump's blonds look downright homely. And big mouth Julia Roberts? Not even in the same ballpark.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #30

    @texasag1969 said:

    You need to get back to Vegas and see a real pro. The high $$ kind. Saw one in the Venetian one night and stepped on my tongue. Made Trump's blonds look downright homely. And big mouth Julia Roberts? Not even in the same ballpark.

    Here is a photo of Jon Hannity at a Las Vegas brothel with part of its "stable".

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  • T TexasAg1969 wrote on
    #31

    LOL! Good try Gip, but this woman was right off a fashion dress runway with a form fitting gown, matching purse, the works. Just trolling gracefully for a high roller to come in the front door. She decorated the entrance so well I doubt management ever had a problem allowing her to open "shop" right there. I told my wife that if she hadn't been there with me I might have been really tempted to give up 40+ years of fidelity to one woman.

  • The GipperT The Gipper

    @wargograw said:

    Only children can be virgins now?

    And yes, I did think you meant something like accounts, seeing as how you're a massive nerd.

    We were talking about fucking women and you thought we were talking about accountants.

    Jesus to Jesus, I can't help you overcome whatever ails you.

    W wargograw wrote on
    #32

    @the-gipper said:

    We were talking about fucking women and you thought we were talking about accountants.

    Jesus to Jesus, I can't help you overcome whatever ails you.

    A sanctified mind? Yeah, sucks for me.

    The GipperT 1 Reply
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