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Why your team sucks! Bungles edition

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Kvoethe K
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The guy who writes these for every team before the season starts. Absolute hilarity!

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-cincinnati-bengals-1797628436

Hes done about 10 teams so far... cant wait for the steelers!!

Comments are priceless as well!
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Ravens edition

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-baltimore-ravens-1797932196
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The guy who writes these for every team before the season starts. Absolute hilarity!

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-cincinnati-bengals-1797628436

Hes done about 10 teams so far... cant wait for the steelers!!

Comments are priceless as well!
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@kvoethe said:

The guy who writes these for every team before the season starts. Absolute hilarity!

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-cincinnati-bengals-1797628436

Hes done about 10 teams so far... cant wait for the steelers!!

Comments are priceless as well!

That is good stuff!
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More laughs in the Bengals' edition, but keep 'em coming...
"When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
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http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-san-francisco-49ers-1797328541

49ers
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http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-los-angeles-chargers-1797533082

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http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-new-york-jets-1797496551

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http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-carolina-panthers-1797595132

Panthers
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Damn, these are good... kinda like Ghoolie, if he was funny and less profane.

And as funny as the articles are the comments are often better... here's a fav so far... from a Jets fan...

John: I have enough hate in my heart to start a car.

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EDIT: Panthers' one was bland... especially following the Jets'...
"When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
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Buffalo

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-buffalo-bills-1797677209
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Saints

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-new-orleans-saints-1797711545
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Eagles

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-philadelphia-eagles-1797746673
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Cardinals

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-arizona-cardinals-1797815626
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Vikings

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-minnesota-vikings-1797851777
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Colts

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-indianapolis-colts-1797889404
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http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-cleveland-browns-1797293528

Might as well. Our beloved Brownies.
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http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-cleveland-browns-1797293528

Might as well. Our beloved Brownies.
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@ibleedbrown said:

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-cleveland-browns-1797293528

Might as well. Our beloved Brownies.

I did that one and posed it as faghoolies source mayerial
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