Muslim jokes
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Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A. They mark the camels that kick.
Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
A. Nothing, yet.
Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.
Q. whats the difference between a truck full of dead Muslim babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
A. The bowling bowls are hard to pick up with a pitchfork.
Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
Q. What's the hardest part about a Muslim killing his own daughter?
A. Suppressing the erection.
Q: How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry?
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down until her chin is over the top. -
You know there actually are quite a few very good, faithful Muslim people in this country who live their religion the proper, peaceful way, right?
The "Christians" within the KKK, Nazis, etc. no more represent what is good about that faith than the radical Muslim terrorist do the Muslim faith.
You might want to rethink the "humor" you are placing here.
Now if you want some really good Aggie jokes, I have quite a collection.
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DH, just replace "Muslim" with "mideast terrorist" and it will be good.
I can go with that, and Real Muslims won't be offended, dude.
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He's just an old, lonely troll. Missed his calling by about 60 years.
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He's just an old, lonely troll. Missed his calling by about 60 years.
Woody's mad!
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I could never get mad at someone in assisted living.
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woodpecker - you are really old in fruit fly years. STFU.
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Woody's really mad!
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Q. What do you say to a Pakistani at Christmas?
A. A quart of milk, a loaf of bread and a pack of Marlboros please.
Q. What do you call a bus with 2 Somalis falling off a cliff?
A. A waste, you could have fit at least 50 in the bus!
Q. What do you call a Muslim between two houses?
A. Ali.
Q. When's the only time you should wink at a Muslim?
A. When aiming.
NewsFlash
Reports say the stench from the thousands of bodies in Pakistan is unbearable. Police report that it's likely to get worse now that there are dead ones.
Q. What can Saudi Arabia do to raise the average IQ in the country?
A. Allow Jews to come in. -
Davey Crockett was at the Alamo and the suns rises and he sees 5000 Mexicans. He turns to the person next to him and says, "hey I didn't know we were laying concrete today".
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto had gotten old, well into their eighties. they took a trip on a
new dune buggie, when all of a sudden, they drove into a valley with high hills on both sides of them.
Right towards them came a thousand radical fake Islamic terrorists. To the left, on the hill, was another
thousand of the terrorists. And another thousand to the right of them. As they looked to turn and escape, they
saw they were surrounded - another thousand terrorists behind them.
That last one made them pretty mad. So, they started fighting, it took an hour, ran out of bullets,
used their knives and pistols as clubs, punching, flipping, fighting to save their lives.
After the dust finally settled, there lay 4 thousand radical fake Islamic terrorists, dead. The Lone Ranger
and Tonto had a few scratches, but were pretty much just fine.
As they rode back to their lodge, Tonto said "Hmm. Kemo Sabe - like in the old days against
all the hateful Indians"
And the Lone Ranger says "Yes, Tonto.Evil will not win in the long run, and they learned just like
those hateful, killer Indian tribes did - you just don't screw around with Real Americans"
Y'all have a nice day.
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