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  • Other than the hijack of stoolie... any updates on the ankle?

  • @ghoolie said:

    You must not be very good.

    You must not be very good at sex.

    @broganreynik said:

    You must not be very good at sex.

    That's not what your wife says.

  • Other than the hijack of stoolie... any updates on the ankle?

    @kvoethe said:

    Other than the hijack of stoolie... any updates on the ankle?

    Yes, he has orthopaedic issues that are going to haunt him. He has tears in his ligaments and tendons on both ankles. Only a moron does not realize he is toast.

  • @broganreynik said:

    You must not be very good at sex.

    That's not what your wife says.

    @ghoolie said:

    That's not what your wife says.

    Just stop.

    Your overcompensating doesn't fool anyone. There's a reason you like music more than sex - because you can't have the type of sex you really crave.

  • @ghoolie said:

    That's not what your wife says.

    Just stop.

    Your overcompensating doesn't fool anyone. There's a reason you like music more than sex - because you can't have the type of sex you really crave.

    @dutch-oven said:

    Just stop.

    Your overcompensating doesn't fool anyone. There's a reason you like music more than sex - because you can't have the type of sex you really crave.

    Snappy come back. 

  • @dutch-oven said:

    Just stop.

    Your overcompensating doesn't fool anyone. There's a reason you like music more than sex - because you can't have the type of sex you really crave.

    Snappy come back. 

    @ghoolie said:

    Snappy come back. 

    A come back would require me responding back to something you said to me.

    That was just pointing out the obvious. You are a sad, sad little man who desperately needs attention, whose whacked-out religious views prevent you from sampling the forbidden fruit that is hot man-on-man action. This is why you are such a miserable twat.

  • This is getting popcorn worthy...

  • man i am such a visionary. i can tell you within 5 mins how a movie ends and here i said in another post how the finger pointing and bitching would start after week one of the brown's season.

    just sooooo easy.

  • man i am such a visionary. i can tell you within 5 mins how a movie ends and here i said in another post how the finger pointing and bitching would start after week one of the brown's season.

    just sooooo easy.

    @miktoxic said:

    man i am such a visionary. i can tell you within 5 mins how a movie ends and here i said in another post how the finger pointing and bitching would start after week one of the brown's season.

    just sooooo easy.

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  • man i am such a visionary. i can tell you within 5 mins how a movie ends and here i said in another post how the finger pointing and bitching would start after week one of the brown's season.

    just sooooo easy.

    @miktoxic said:

    just sooooo easy.

    Sure... if you include Phoolie in the prediction... and religion...

  • @ghoolie said:

    Snappy come back. 

    A come back would require me responding back to something you said to me.

    That was just pointing out the obvious. You are a sad, sad little man who desperately needs attention, whose whacked-out religious views prevent you from sampling the forbidden fruit that is hot man-on-man action. This is why you are such a miserable twat.

    @dutch-oven said:

    A come back would require me responding back to something you said to me.

    That was just pointing out the obvious. You are a sad, sad little man who desperately needs attention, whose whacked-out religious views prevent you from sampling the forbidden fruit that is hot man-on-man action. This is why you are such a miserable twat.

    Wait........what?

  • @kvoethe said:

    Other than the hijack of stoolie... any updates on the ankle?

    Yes, he has orthopaedic issues that are going to haunt him. He has tears in his ligaments and tendons on both ankles. Only a moron does not realize he is toast.

    @ghoolie said:

    Yes, he has orthopaedic issues that are going to haunt him. He has tears in his ligaments and tendons on both ankles. Only a moron does not realize he is toast.

    They'll tape 'em up, and he'll be fine. 

  • @ghoolie said:

    Yes, he has orthopaedic issues that are going to haunt him. He has tears in his ligaments and tendons on both ankles. Only a moron does not realize he is toast.

    They'll tape 'em up, and he'll be fine. 

    @hoorta said:

    They'll tape 'em up, and he'll be fine. 

    LMAO. Dude, he is playing in the most intensely physical sport imaginable. He is not a power End, he depends on speed and cutting. He is never going to be what he was, he will be prone to re-injure himself again. He hasn't even played a game yet and his vagina is sore.

  • @miktoxic said:

    just sooooo easy.

    Sure... if you include Phoolie in the prediction... and religion...

    @tour2ma said:

    Sure... if you include Phoolie in the prediction... and religion...

    neither.

    fools and religious zealots are not worth my time unless i have my AR pointed at them with my hand on the trigger.

  • Heard our China Doll chucked the walking boot today, could it be.......

  • Heard our China Doll chucked the walking boot today, could it be.......

    @topdawg31 said:

    Heard our China Doll chucked the walking boot today, could it be.......

    Man, I hope he's careful pulling up his sock..... we can't afford any month long set backs. 

  • Still not practicing... Hard to see him going.

  • Still not practicing... Hard to see him going.

    @tour2ma said:

    Still not practicing... Hard to see him going.

    Not likely, unless its just on third and long type things to just go in and do nothing but rush the passer.   More likely we will see him next week against the Bengals. 

  • @topdawg31 said:

    Heard our China Doll chucked the walking boot today, could it be.......

    Man, I hope he's careful pulling up his sock..... we can't afford any month long set backs. 

    @d-bone said:

    Man, I hope he's careful pulling up his sock..... we can't afford any month long set backs. 

    Sources tell me he's been working out with newborn calves to try to strengthen those spaghetti ankles.

  • I  said this a while ago and people thought I was crazy or stupid or worse, But I would not be surprised if he does not play a down this entire year, It is our Cleveland luck,  How is it even possible he gets hurt during a practice when they are not even in full pads just blows the mind, Then again nothing should really surprise a true Browns fan because we seen it all