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  • @ghoolie said:

    Hey Jackoff, I never said the O Line was not important. What I said was, Offensive Linemen are a dime a dozen. They are the least talented players in Pro Sports. Joe Thomas will not be missed. He didn't add one fukcing ting to the Browns offense. Fukc Joe Thomas.

    I imagine Ghoolie Is the human version of someone who has herpes getting another outbreak.

    You know you have it, but just pray it stays away, but when it comes back you remember how awful it is. 

    GhoolieG Ghoolie wrote on last edited by
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    @dutch-oven said:

    I imagine Ghoolie Is the human version of someone who has herpes getting another outbreak.

    You know you have it, but just pray it stays away, but when it comes back you remember how awful it is. 

    So, let me get this right...............you spend your time formulating images of my Sock? The fact that you spend a single moment in your life IMAGINING ANYTHING about another man, is..................fukcking weird.

    in this image you concoct, do you count the pustules on my nuts? Do you dream of me porking your wife while you look on? Tell us, penis boy...........what other thoughts about my massive, Ukrainian Keilbassa do you fantasize about?  So, you are a homo, and you spend your time thinking about Ghoolie's Gonads.

    Fukced up dude, REALLY fukced up.

    I can honestly say, I have never spent one moment imagining anything about your fukcing homos. I don't care to know your names, what guys you like to rim, what you look like, what you do for a living, etc, etc, etc,....................I have never spent even one moment reading anyone's profile, and I sure as hell have never spent one click of a mouse trying to find out about " the real you".

    Fukcing idiots.

  • @dutch-oven said:

    I imagine Ghoolie Is the human version of someone who has herpes getting another outbreak.

    You know you have it, but just pray it stays away, but when it comes back you remember how awful it is. 

    So, let me get this right...............you spend your time formulating images of my Sock? The fact that you spend a single moment in your life IMAGINING ANYTHING about another man, is..................fukcking weird.

    in this image you concoct, do you count the pustules on my nuts? Do you dream of me porking your wife while you look on? Tell us, penis boy...........what other thoughts about my massive, Ukrainian Keilbassa do you fantasize about?  So, you are a homo, and you spend your time thinking about Ghoolie's Gonads.

    Fukced up dude, REALLY fukced up.

    I can honestly say, I have never spent one moment imagining anything about your fukcing homos. I don't care to know your names, what guys you like to rim, what you look like, what you do for a living, etc, etc, etc,....................I have never spent even one moment reading anyone's profile, and I sure as hell have never spent one click of a mouse trying to find out about " the real you".

    Fukcing idiots.

    Dutch OvenD Dutch Oven wrote on last edited by
    #75

    @ghoolie said:

    So, let me get this right...............you spend your time formulating images of my Sock? The fact that you spend a single moment in your life IMAGINING ANYTHING about another man, is..................fukcking weird.

    in this image you concoct, do you count the pustules on my nuts? Do you dream of me porking your wife while you look on? Tell us, penis boy...........what other thoughts about my massive, Ukrainian Keilbassa do you fantasize about?  So, you are a homo, and you spend your time thinking about Ghoolie's Gonads.

    Fukced up dude, REALLY fukced up.

    I can honestly say, I have never spent one moment imagining anything about your fukcing homos. I don't care to know your names, what guys you like to rim, what you look like, what you do for a living, etc, etc, etc,....................I have never spent even one moment reading anyone's profile, and I sure as hell have never spent one click of a mouse trying to find out about " the real you".

    Fukcing idiots.

    Yawn...

    You are an attention-craved troll. You practically ran to this board trying to elicit sympathy from these "fukcing homos" when your mom died. You begged the owner of this board to let you come back when you got kicked off. You literally are the human version of herpes. 

  • gumby73G gumby73 wrote on last edited by
    #76

    18 starting QB's..how many RB's?  https://factoryofsadness.co/2017/09/17/cleveland-browns-joe-thomas-blocked-many-rbsfbs/   still waiting on that list of flatened DE's😛

  • B BaconHound wrote on last edited by
    #77

    Joe Thomas may be the biggest lapse in judgment in NFL history.  The Browns wasted a top draft, trade possibilities and money on a left tackle that protected no one for a team that won more than 5 games once in his career.  When the team finally looks like they are making moves, he retires.  There is no denying that Thomas might go down as one of the best LT in NFL history but his story mirrors why the Browns suck.

    Joe you got paid, never had to play under pressure and will retire beloved in Cleveland....wish they would've traded you to the Broncos for a 2nd rounder in 2015

  • Joe Thomas may be the biggest lapse in judgment in NFL history.  The Browns wasted a top draft, trade possibilities and money on a left tackle that protected no one for a team that won more than 5 games once in his career.  When the team finally looks like they are making moves, he retires.  There is no denying that Thomas might go down as one of the best LT in NFL history but his story mirrors why the Browns suck.

    Joe you got paid, never had to play under pressure and will retire beloved in Cleveland....wish they would've traded you to the Broncos for a 2nd rounder in 2015

    Dutch OvenD Dutch Oven wrote on last edited by
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    @baconhound said:

    Joe Thomas may be the biggest lapse in judgment in NFL history.  The Browns wasted a top draft, trade possibilities and money on a left tackle that protected no one for a team that won more than 5 games once in his career.  When the team finally looks like they are making moves, he retires.  There is no denying that Thomas might go down as one of the best LT in NFL history but his story mirrors why the Browns suck.

    Joe you got paid, never had to play under pressure and will retire beloved in Cleveland....wish they would've traded you to the Broncos for a 2nd rounder in 2015

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  • @ghoolie said:

    So, let me get this right...............you spend your time formulating images of my Sock? The fact that you spend a single moment in your life IMAGINING ANYTHING about another man, is..................fukcking weird.

    in this image you concoct, do you count the pustules on my nuts? Do you dream of me porking your wife while you look on? Tell us, penis boy...........what other thoughts about my massive, Ukrainian Keilbassa do you fantasize about?  So, you are a homo, and you spend your time thinking about Ghoolie's Gonads.

    Fukced up dude, REALLY fukced up.

    I can honestly say, I have never spent one moment imagining anything about your fukcing homos. I don't care to know your names, what guys you like to rim, what you look like, what you do for a living, etc, etc, etc,....................I have never spent even one moment reading anyone's profile, and I sure as hell have never spent one click of a mouse trying to find out about " the real you".

    Fukcing idiots.

    Yawn...

    You are an attention-craved troll. You practically ran to this board trying to elicit sympathy from these "fukcing homos" when your mom died. You begged the owner of this board to let you come back when you got kicked off. You literally are the human version of herpes. 

    GhoolieG Ghoolie wrote on last edited by
    #79

    @dutch-oven said:

    Yawn...

    You are an attention-craved troll. You practically ran to this board trying to elicit sympathy from these "fukcing homos" when your mom died. You begged the owner of this board to let you come back when you got kicked off. You literally are the human version of herpes. 

    Dude, I didn't post in 7 days. I don't give a fukc about attention. I say what I believe and 99% it bucks the general public. THen 99% of the time it proves out that I was right all along. Go fukc yourself with your analysis of what you think I am. Stick to the subject and topic. If you don't like what I say, debate that. " Imagining" what my Sock must be like, is just plain fukcked up. Totally fukcked up.

    Jor Thomas was the most overrated piece of schit to ever play football. When he got hurt, his replacement stepped in and did just as well as Joe did.

    Again, in his ENTIRE CAREER...............you cannot point to one fukcing analytic in which he improved the Browns offensive performance. NOT ONE. Joe THomas is a nothing. Other than perfect attendance, what has he done? 130 games with no sack? Hey herpes boy, that isn't an individual statistic. That is an O LINE statistic, and like I have told you jackoffs all along, THE BROWNS O LINE HAS NEVER, EVERY BEEN THE SOURCE OF OUR PROBLEM. N E V E R.

    Offensive linemen are a dime-a-dozen. They are the least athletic players on the field, and they are all interchangeable. GARBAGE PLAYERS. Big, Fat butt, top heavy, slow footed, clumsy bastards pet on the field to cause a veritable landfill to give a QB time to pass.

  • Joe Thomas may be the biggest lapse in judgment in NFL history.  The Browns wasted a top draft, trade possibilities and money on a left tackle that protected no one for a team that won more than 5 games once in his career.  When the team finally looks like they are making moves, he retires.  There is no denying that Thomas might go down as one of the best LT in NFL history but his story mirrors why the Browns suck.

    Joe you got paid, never had to play under pressure and will retire beloved in Cleveland....wish they would've traded you to the Broncos for a 2nd rounder in 2015

    Canton DawgC Canton Dawg wrote on last edited by
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    @baconhound said:

    Joe you got paid, never had to play under pressure and will retire beloved in Cleveland.

    Playing for a 1-31 team will do that.

  • Gunz41G Gunz41 wrote on last edited by
    #81

    Has nobody realized why Ghoolie has the opinion of O Line? I have seen the pictures, he wishes he was them. He grew up just like Billy Bob. He also has 10% the athletic ability of those linemen he talks bad about at the same size.

    He can beat up everyone he has said, but Joe Thomas woukd beat him down in less than 2 minutes.

    At least he has a bit of sense. He wants to be like a LINEMAN, .001% attainable, but being any other position, 0%.

    Ghoolie, Joe Thomas will come to Memphis at some point. Be the man you say you are, tell that stuff to his face. Then watch as he makes you his COFFEE FETCHER

  • Joe Thomas may be the biggest lapse in judgment in NFL history.  The Browns wasted a top draft, trade possibilities and money on a left tackle that protected no one for a team that won more than 5 games once in his career.  When the team finally looks like they are making moves, he retires.  There is no denying that Thomas might go down as one of the best LT in NFL history but his story mirrors why the Browns suck.

    Joe you got paid, never had to play under pressure and will retire beloved in Cleveland....wish they would've traded you to the Broncos for a 2nd rounder in 2015

    GhoolieG Ghoolie wrote on last edited by
    #82

    @baconhound said:

    Joe Thomas may be the biggest lapse in judgment in NFL history.  The Browns wasted a top draft, trade possibilities and money on a left tackle that protected no one for a team that won more than 5 games once in his career.  When the team finally looks like they are making moves, he retires.  There is no denying that Thomas might go down as one of the best LT in NFL history but his story mirrors why the Browns suck.

    Joe you got paid, never had to play under pressure and will retire beloved in Cleveland....wish they would've traded you to the Broncos for a 2nd rounder in 2015

    DING DING DING................ we have a winner. Joe THomas is a fukcing joke.

  • FlugelF Flugel wrote on last edited by
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    The 1 time most of the stars and planets aligned for Joe we went 10-6 with a 1300 yard RB, a Pro Bowl WR (Braylon 80 rec 1289 yds 16 TDs) Pro Bowl TE (KWII 82 rec 1106 5 TDs) and a Pro Bowl Alternate QB (DA 29 TD passes).  Unfortunately, that was his rookie year in 2007 and things were never quite the same except for the surprising 7-4 start to our 2014 season.

    Joe's Pro Bowl work ethic for 10 consecutive years on top of his elite skill set remained 1 VERY STRONG reason to never lose hope.  Bitonio said something I never forgot so I'm sorry I can only give yuz an old man's paraphrase here: "Anyone that truly understand this game knows he's the best there is. Just watching the things he consistently puts on film; we're extremely fortunate to have the once in a lifetime talent. I'm blessed by the opportunity to play right next to him."

    Thanks for letting us watch how a Hall of Fame talent plays the most challenging position on the offensive line for over 10 years Joe!

  • PoeticGP PoeticG wrote on last edited by
    #84

    Joe Thomas.

    - I think that all the offensive lineman should wear a JT10K patch, marking 10,000 snaps, 10 probowls, started and ended a Brown. Great job Joe! 

    smh... 2 Joes in 1 year is 2 much... 🙁

  • darren15D darren15 wrote on last edited by
    #85

    He has made a comeback....

    Cowboys Signed  Joe Thomas To Two-Year Deal http://bit.ly/2FSkUPh  #Cowboys

  • He has made a comeback....

    Cowboys Signed  Joe Thomas To Two-Year Deal http://bit.ly/2FSkUPh  #Cowboys

    Browns1216B Browns1216 wrote on last edited by
    #86

    @darren15 said:

    He has made a comeback....

    Cowboys Signed  Joe Thomas To Two-Year Deal http://bit.ly/2FSkUPh  #Cowboys

    had me worried there for a second, but that's not the Joe Thomas we all know and love

    http://www.star-telegram.com/sports/nfl/dallas-cowboys/article206316999.html

  • Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by
    #87

    For those market types that want to know what Joe has been up to besides appearing on TNF he's going to be on CNBC's Power Lunch today to talk about his new venture among other things.

  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
    #88

    He was on ESPN's Get Up this morning.

  • Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by
    #89

    What Joe's "venture" turned out to be is that he is promoting, a spokesman for flu shots.

    There was some additional chitchat about life after football. Big point he made was how good he feels having lost 50#... has really reduced his struggles with Arthur Itis.

  • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
    #90

    He retired?  Oh Sheet. 

  • He retired?  Oh Sheet. 

    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by
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    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    He retired?  Oh Sheet. 

    Try to keep up, Sparky... 😉

  • @diehardbrownsfan said:

    He retired?  Oh Sheet. 

    Try to keep up, Sparky... 😉

    T TexasAg1969 wrote on last edited by
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    @tour2ma said:

    Try to keep up, Sparky... 😉

    Diehard catch a fishy???

  • @tour2ma said:

    Try to keep up, Sparky... 😉

    Diehard catch a fishy???

    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by
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    @texasag1969 said:

    Diehard catch a fishy???

    Nah... I was ahead of him in Jr.H.S. and H.S.

    We're homies...