Baker Mayfield Thread

[Nero]

@the-gipper said:

Are you guys setting up a date?

jealous? 

[The Gipper]

@nero said:

jealous? 

Why do you ask....are you looking for a threesome?

[TexasAg1969]

@the-gipper said:

Are you guys setting up a date?

Quiere participar? ?

[The Gipper]

@texasag1969 said:

Quiere participar? ?

Are you asking to suck my dick?

[TexasAg1969]

@the-gipper said:

Are you asking to suck my dick?

Mi esposa dice que no.?‍‍?‍?

[hoorta]

@the-gipper said:

Are you asking to suck my dick?

He asked if you want to join in.

[The Gipper]

@hoorta said:

He asked if you want to join in.

So...then, yes...he was asking to suck my dick.  

My answer will be yes...with conditions:    That he hire and pay for a local female surrogate to do so. I do not want him to have to spend the money to come from Texas to Ohio.   See what a considerate guy I am?

[The Gipper]

@texasag1969 said:

Mi esposa dice que no.?‍‍?‍?

This sounds like you are saying no...but I will let my wife give you the BJ.  I won't put her in that position for you.   Just go with the local talent.

[LondonBrown]

@nero said:

That would explain the stupidity of some of his comparisons. Can't expect nothing good from a brit.

What now...

[Nero]

@londonbrown said:

What now...

I was expecting your entrance! Lol I was just kidding mate

[hoorta]

@the-gipper said:

This sounds like you are saying no...but I will let my wife give you the BJ.  I won't put her in that position for you.   Just go with the local talent.

Su espanol es muy pobre. No intendes lo que se dijo...   

I'll translate it for you....  Your Spanish is very poor. You don't understand what was said...  

[The Gipper]

@hoorta said:

Su espanol es muy pobre. No intendes lo que se dijo...   

I'll translate it for you....  Your Spanish is very poor. You don't understand what was said...  

I don't speak Spanish....but were were talking about Blow jobs, and he did mention "espouse" which I do know to be "wife"....so I just assumed he was trying to assign his duties over to here.  I mean....its on him if he didn't want it to look like he was pimping out his wife.....

[hoorta]

@the-gipper said:

I don't speak Spanish....but were were talking about Blow jobs, and he did mention "espouse" which I do know to be "wife"....so I just assumed he was trying to assign his duties over to here.  I mean....its on him if he didn't want it to look like he was pimping out his wife.....

Ag's Spanish was "my wife says no".   You need Rosetta Stone in your spare time.    

[The Gipper]

@hoorta said:

Ag's Spanish was "my wife says no".   You need Rosetta Stone in your spare time.    

Or...maybe he should just speak fucking English?   

[darren15]

Hey Gipper ...you should be Dorsey in our draft this year but it means you have to run it .......

[The Gipper]

@darren15 said:

Hey Gipper ...you should be Dorsey in our draft this year but it means you have to run it .......

Ah.....NO

[TexasAg1969]

@the-gipper said:

Or...maybe he should just speak fucking English?   

No hablo ingle's! Solamente Tejano!  ?

http://www.spanishdict.com/translate/No hablo ingles. Solamente Tejano.

[Dutch Oven]

I knew I should have learned Mexican... 

[Canton Dawg]

@dutch-oven said:

I knew I should have learned Mexican... 

By going to Taco Bell...I learned what “No más” means.

[hoorta]

@canton-dawg said:

By going to Taco Bell...I learned what “No más” means.

Taco, enchillada, you're learning.  Este burrito es muy caliente.  "this burrito is very hot."  

Now Mr. Trivia Expert- let me tell you a little inside (spanish) joke- that I learned in my HS spanish class.  LOL, you're old enough to remember the original Lone Ranger TV show with Clayton Moore and Jay Silverheels.  Well, "Kimo sabe" is bad Indian spanish for "quien no sabe" (he) who does not know. "Tonto" is silly, or stupid- take your pick.     Would never fly in this day of political correctness.....