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Aaron Goldhammer has to eat Poop

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  • @the-gipper said:

    For those of you local hear who listen to WKNR,   a few weeks back....the little nudge on there, Aaron Goldhammer promised that he would eat horse poop on the air if the Browns selected  Baker Mayfield #1.   

    Well....you know what happened.  Tony Rizzo says he is going to enforce Goldhammer's promise.  So, sometime next week....he is going to eat horse shite on the air. 

    If you know this kid, you know that he can rub a lot of people the wrong way.  He is a Buckeye hater among other things.

    So....for him to have to eat shizer......taking Baker Mayfield was a good thing.

    But...at least he is going to do it.   Unlike Gutless Wonder Hue Jackson who still has not jumped in Lake Erie.  Arsebag.

    I bet you'd eat horse poop if it meant the browns win the Super Bowl lol !

    @stinkhole said:

    I bet you'd eat horse poop if it meant the browns win the Super Bowl lol !

    I am not sure you would taste all that good would you?

  • Goldhammer:

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  • The guy is a colossal douchebag. I won a spot in the fantasy football league. I sat next to goldhummer at the draft. 

    He didn’t talk to any of the listeners. He spent the entire night on his phone.  He was the most self absorbed person I have ever met. 

    Must be nice to have your daddy get you a job. Because if it was on talent alone.  This idiot wouldn’t be an intern 

  • @stinkhole said:

    I bet you'd eat horse poop if it meant the browns win the Super Bowl lol !

    I am not sure you would taste all that good would you?

    @the-gipper said:

    I am not sure you would taste all that good would you?

    Haha good one.

    Didn't you find it hilarious when Rizzo kept referring to the Philly Eagles fan who ate horse poop when all he had to do is look right here at home!?!?

    Even one the co-hosts mentioned the Cavs fan eating horse poop but Rizzo didn't want to hear it. LOL

  • Hammer is the pied piper of eating horse Sheet.

    The Pied Pooper

  • @the-gipper said:

    For those of you local hear who listen to WKNR,   a few weeks back....the little nudge on there, Aaron Goldhammer promised that he would eat horse poop on the air if the Browns selected  Baker Mayfield #1.   

    Well....you know what happened.  Tony Rizzo says he is going to enforce Goldhammer's promise.  So, sometime next week....he is going to eat horse shite on the air. 

    If you know this kid, you know that he can rub a lot of people the wrong way.  He is a Buckeye hater among other things.

    So....for him to have to eat shizer......taking Baker Mayfield was a good thing.

    But...at least he is going to do it.   Unlike Gutless Wonder Hue Jackson who still has not jumped in Lake Erie.  Arsebag.

    I bet you'd eat horse poop if it meant the browns win the Super Bowl lol !

    @stinkhole said:

    I bet you'd eat horse poop if it meant the browns win the Super Bowl lol !

    Win the SB? How about win a game?

  • Just like Hue jumping in the lake.

    These guys are full of $hit.

  • I have a problem with Goldhammer eating horse poop on the (radio) air. None of us (or very few) are there as witnesses. My suggestion?......

    Goldhammer walks, with fork in hand, with the Shriners shoveling horse Sheet at the Hall of Fame Parade in Canton. At the reviewing stand, where TV cameras are on, he should bend over, get a forkful, & consume it while being filmed for lasting proof that he kept his word.

    Nobody deserves this more than Goldhammer!

    Mike

  • For those of you local hear who listen to WKNR,   a few weeks back....the little nudge on there, Aaron Goldhammer promised that he would eat horse poop on the air if the Browns selected  Baker Mayfield #1.   

    Well....you know what happened.  Tony Rizzo says he is going to enforce Goldhammer's promise.  So, sometime next week....he is going to eat horse shite on the air. 

    If you know this kid, you know that he can rub a lot of people the wrong way.  He is a Buckeye hater among other things.

    So....for him to have to eat shizer......taking Baker Mayfield was a good thing.

    But...at least he is going to do it.   Unlike Gutless Wonder Hue Jackson who still has not jumped in Lake Erie.  Arsebag.

    @the-gipper said:

    For those of you local hear who listen to WKNR,   a few weeks back....the little nudge on there, Aaron Goldhammer promised that he would eat horse poop on the air if the Browns selected  Baker Mayfield #1.   

    Well....you know what happened.  Tony Rizzo says he is going to enforce Goldhammer's promise.  So, sometime next week....he is going to eat horse shite on the air. 

    If you know this kid, you know that he can rub a lot of people the wrong way.  He is a Buckeye hater among other things.

    So....for him to have to eat shizer......taking Baker Mayfield was a good thing.

    But...at least he is going to do it.   Unlike Gutless Wonder Hue Jackson who still has not jumped in Lake Erie.  Arsebag.

    Goldhammer is a piece of horse sh!t so essentially he can just eat himself

  • @the-gipper said:

    For those of you local hear who listen to WKNR,   a few weeks back....the little nudge on there, Aaron Goldhammer promised that he would eat horse poop on the air if the Browns selected  Baker Mayfield #1.   

    Well....you know what happened.  Tony Rizzo says he is going to enforce Goldhammer's promise.  So, sometime next week....he is going to eat horse shite on the air. 

    If you know this kid, you know that he can rub a lot of people the wrong way.  He is a Buckeye hater among other things.

    So....for him to have to eat shizer......taking Baker Mayfield was a good thing.

    But...at least he is going to do it.   Unlike Gutless Wonder Hue Jackson who still has not jumped in Lake Erie.  Arsebag.

    Goldhammer is a piece of horse sh!t so essentially he can just eat himself

    @jcam222 said:

    Goldhammer is a piece of horse sh!t so essentially he can just eat himself

    Nah, cannibalism is too good for him!

    Mike