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  • Look, Manziel is a bitch, you stupid fucks. Don't take a QB before you take that PR fuckin nightmare. He'll get injured within 4 games, will never stay healthy. Calling it now Manziels a beotch

    @cbus-brownie said:

    Look, Manziel is a bitch, you stupid fucks. Don't take a QB before you take that PR fuckin nightmare. He'll get injured within 4 games, will never stay healthy. Calling it now Manziels a beotch

    Hey settle down cbus. If the FO wants this guy it's a lock. Banner been watching the little crawlers at the bottom of espn channels and lombadi is all over watching YouTube videos with the knowledgeable staff at bleacher report. These two are completely on there game for sure. Look at the blue ribbons they've put on this coaching change. Man I can not wait to start all the highfives when we sign coachalishious to lead these party animals to 6 wins maybe 6 wins with a tie

  • XxDaBuckeyexX said:

    its all about what you have to use to obtain them. A number 4 pick is way too high for a number 2 receiver unless you plan on replacing the number one with him. Plenty of guys we can get, for tons cheaper, that could fill that role...like I said, a luxury we can't afford. I'd rather take a LB.

    Who says he'll be the #2 wr. One bong rip in a friends basement and Gordon is gone forever. Worked pretty well for Atlanta gettin Jones to play #2. I really don't see much talent gap between manzel, Bridgewater, and McCarran, Boyd.

    @cdl15 said:

    Who says he'll be the #2 wr. One bong rip in a friends basement and Gordon is gone forever. Worked pretty well for Atlanta gettin Jones to play #2. I really don't see much talent gap between manzel, Bridgewater, and McCarran, Boyd.

    #1 #2 who gives a fuck about being called either. if we had 2 #1s playing at the same time would that be a bad thing?

    just like at CB. haden is the #1 but can't we draft another #1 or #1a. sometimes this game and what we worry about is just frickin hilarious.

  • Omg his mugshot too!!!! He was arrested for a fake license and all that jazz. Man this kid is one throw away from the HOF. What the fuck are we waiting on move up to the #1. We can sign him to a contract in mid-January. Please. That way he doesn't even need to go to the combine. He can only hurt his stock at this point.

  • at least lebron could show him where all the black hookers hang.

    didn't manziel sign with lebron's agent group? i wonder what his cut was?

    manziel gets drafted by the browns, signs for four years, becomes the next brett favre and then goes into the FA market and decides to do a one hour special to reveal that he is going to miami.

    what a mentor.

    @miktoxic said:

    at least lebron could show him where all the black hookers hang.

    didn't manziel sign with lebron's agent group? i wonder what his cut was?

    manziel gets drafted by the browns, signs for four years, becomes the next brett favre and then goes into the FA market and decides to do a one hour special to reveal that he is going to miami. nah-see below

    what a mentor.

    Yup, after his four years and mandatory franchise player gig are up, it's Dallas, here we come!!!!

  • @miktoxic said:

    at least lebron could show him where all the black hookers hang.

    didn't manziel sign with lebron's agent group? i wonder what his cut was?

    manziel gets drafted by the browns, signs for four years, becomes the next brett favre and then goes into the FA market and decides to do a one hour special to reveal that he is going to miami. nah-see below

    what a mentor.

    Yup, after his four years and mandatory franchise player gig are up, it's Dallas, here we come!!!!

    @hoorta said:

    Yup, after his four years and mandatory franchise player gig are up, it's Dallas, here we come!!!!

    i wouldn't be surprised if dallas hasn't already reached out to him. imagine that fan base going fucking nuts if jerry could pull off a block buster like that? romo starting manziel in wait mode. visions of everybody pulling out their guns and shooting them in the air and whoopin it up going out on the farm and ass fuckin their sheep. the place would be a madhouse.

    i betcha jerry sees a lot of himself in manziel, you know spoiled brat who has had everything given to him his whole life because his family got rich in the oil biz.

    GOD, if you truly do exist, please make this happen and please let it be the browns that are the beneficiaries of such a dumb move.

    "murray and ware...........c'mon on down! and bring their first pick next year with ya."

  • @cdl15 said:

    Who says he'll be the #2 wr. One bong rip in a friends basement and Gordon is gone forever. Worked pretty well for Atlanta gettin Jones to play #2. I really don't see much talent gap between manzel, Bridgewater, and McCarran, Boyd.

    #1 #2 who gives a fuck about being called either. if we had 2 #1s playing at the same time would that be a bad thing?

    just like at CB. haden is the #1 but can't we draft another #1 or #1a. sometimes this game and what we worry about is just frickin hilarious.

    @miktoxic said:

    #1 #2 who gives a fuck about being called either. if we had 2 #1s playing at the same time would that be a bad thing?

    just like at CB. haden is the #1 but can't we draft another #1 or #1a. sometimes this game and what we worry about is just frickin hilarious.

    Don't mean to hurt your feelings but aside from being the loudest and most obnoxious member on this board you have to be the most stupid. The only football you ever played was on a video game system. You thought Spurgen Wynn was a franchise QB. Now go back in the basement and STFU.🙂

  • no, you're right i didn't play football. sorry. i knew i missed something early on in life because i haven't grown up to be the likes of the man you are: a 'glory days' lovin HS jock who probably bullied everyone smaller than himself. no i had other things to do while you where lifting weights and raping cheerleaders, like think about what i wanted to do in life and i achieved those goals very early in life which gives me the chance to be on this fine forum and throw shit back and forth between people that i actually respect.

    you know shit about me punk. i guarantee i've done more things in my life that you could ever dream of, too many that i don't want to get into with some chump i could less that a fart about.

    go peddle your shit somewhere else and go get my shine box.

    btw, who's spurgen wynn?

  • Spurgen Wynn is the QB the Browns took in like the 5th round ahead of Brady.

  • Manziel is 6 ft...if he wasssss juuuuust one more inch taller...lol

    Im callin it he gonna ba a dam good NFL QB...now we can have him here and or watch him do it somewhere else and all sit here cryin saying why not us!

  • No they will criticize and pick apart every incompletion he has...and even if he wins here ugly they will say he lucky and its defense or something...they would never say "I was wrong"

  • no, you're right i didn't play football. sorry. i knew i missed something early on in life because i haven't grown up to be the likes of the man you are: a 'glory days' lovin HS jock who probably bullied everyone smaller than himself. no i had other things to do while you where lifting weights and raping cheerleaders, like think about what i wanted to do in life and i achieved those goals very early in life which gives me the chance to be on this fine forum and throw shit back and forth between people that i actually respect.

    you know shit about me punk. i guarantee i've done more things in my life that you could ever dream of, too many that i don't want to get into with some chump i could less that a fart about.

    go peddle your shit somewhere else and go get my shine box.

    btw, who's spurgen wynn?

    @miktoxic said:

    no, you're right i didn't play football. sorry. i knew i missed something early on in life because i haven't grown up to be the likes of the man you are: a 'glory days' lovin HS jock who probably bullied everyone smaller than himself. no i had other things to do while you where lifting weights and raping cheerleaders, like think about what i wanted to do in life and i achieved those goals very early in life which gives me the chance to be on this fine forum and throw shit back and forth between people that i actually respect.

    you know shit about me punk. i guarantee i've done more things in my life that you could ever dream of, too many that i don't want to get into with some chump i could less that a fart about.

    go peddle your shit somewhere else and go get my shine box.

    btw, who's spurgen wynn?

    LOL, yeah you're a real "man" of the world. Keyboard tough guy posting out of your parents basement. Tell us some more how great you are Dick. Your hilarious:)

  • Spurgen Wynn is the QB the Browns took in like the 5th round ahead of Brady.

    XxDaBuckeyexX said:

    Spurgen Wynn is the QB the Browns took in like the 5th round ahead of Brady.

    yeah i know. i was bustin the guys balls.

  • But would Brady have had the same success in Cle? Or even close to the same success?

    LOL would Wynn have been Tom Brady in NE?

  • @miktoxic said:

    no, you're right i didn't play football. sorry. i knew i missed something early on in life because i haven't grown up to be the likes of the man you are: a 'glory days' lovin HS jock who probably bullied everyone smaller than himself. no i had other things to do while you where lifting weights and raping cheerleaders, like think about what i wanted to do in life and i achieved those goals very early in life which gives me the chance to be on this fine forum and throw shit back and forth between people that i actually respect.

    you know shit about me punk. i guarantee i've done more things in my life that you could ever dream of, too many that i don't want to get into with some chump i could less that a fart about.

    go peddle your shit somewhere else and go get my shine box.

    btw, who's spurgen wynn?

    LOL, yeah you're a real "man" of the world. Keyboard tough guy posting out of your parents basement. Tell us some more how great you are Dick. Your hilarious:)

    @larryfine said:

    LOL, yeah you're a real "man" of the world. Keyboard tough guy posting out of your parents basement. Tell us some more how great you are Dick. Your hilarious:)

    where you from? i just wanna know because you don't have it under you username and avatar, so i'm thinkin you don't want people to know.

    you're the one comin off as a real dickhead with 23 posts you'd think you'd not just waltz in and pick a fight. you don't agree with me fine. i could give less than a fuck.

    yeah and i don't have a basement HA!

  • LOL, prolly from Pennsylvania lol...Ive never met anyone from PA I could stand

  • 1387066032000-USP-NCAA-Football-Heisman-Here is a picture of Johnny Manziel with others.....

    Here is what they are all listed height wise

    Jordan Lynch 6'1"

    Johnny Manziel 6'1"

    Tre Mason 5'10"

    AJ McCarron 6'4"

    Andre Williams 6'0"

    Jameis Winston 6'4"

    The only thing you could say is someone, or everyone is lying about their height, because Winston and McCarron are nowhere near the same height.

    @browns149 said:

    1387066032000-USP-NCAA-Football-Heisman-Here is a picture of Johnny Manziel with others.....

    Here is what they are all listed height wise

    Jordan Lynch 6'1"

    Johnny Manziel 6'1"

    Tre Mason 5'10"

    AJ McCarron 6'4"

    Andre Williams 6'0"

    Jameis Winston 6'4"

    The only thing you could say is someone, or everyone is lying about their height, because Winston and McCarron are nowhere near the same height.

    1470072_696997893667036_134662464_n.jpg

    Tom Brady 6'4" wearing cleats ... Hoyer looks every bit of his 6'2".

    Zombo

  • @tour2ma said:

    While it does not have to be, notoriety can be a distraction... especially if you arrive with it. It is part of the issue with RG3 in WSH, and Johnny will arrive.

    As for the injury... in Johnny's case he just seems to be so competitive that he cannot help himself. More below...

    How much of a drop off from a team's #1 to #2 WR is required?

    The above means Wilson is thicker... and thicker means more durable.

    Also both Brees and Wilson play smarter. By that I mean they rarely let their competitivness overrule their intelligence and thus stay out of harm's way as much as can be expected.

    Brees survived his 2005 injury (in no small part due to the skills of Dr. James Andrews). Wilson has yet to face his. Manziel has already been concussed and suffered arm, knee and rib injuries at the college level.

    mik's agreeing with me is normally a cause for concern, but not in this case.

    Slightly upward camera angle...Jameis clearly leaning forward... It's called p-e-r-s-p-e-c-t-i-v-e...

    its all about what you have to use to obtain them. A number 4 pick is way too high for a number 2 receiver unless you plan on replacing the number one with him. Plenty of guys we can get, for tons cheaper, that could fill that role...like I said, a luxury we can't afford. I'd rather take a LB.

    XxDaBuckeyexX said:

    its all about what you have to use to obtain them. A number 4 pick is way too high for a number 2 receiver unless you plan on replacing the number one with him. Plenty of guys we can get, for tons cheaper, that could fill that role...like I said, a luxury we can't afford. I'd rather take a LB.

    Did not answer my question, but OK... I still say that having a 1A and a 1B is not only an option, but the best one I see.

    Barr at #4 could make sense at OLB, but IMO, there's not a ILB in the draft that is worth the #4.

  • @larryfine said:

    OK Richard!

    no prob gagsoncocks.

    @miktoxic said:

    gagsoncocks.

    Need to put that name on the list for a future, obnoxious, visiting fan of another AFCN team...

  • No they will criticize and pick apart every incompletion he has...and even if he wins here ugly they will say he lucky and its defense or something...they would never say "I was wrong"

    @jeffinwv said:

    No they will criticize and pick apart every incompletion he has...and even if he wins here ugly they will say he lucky and its defense or something...they would never say "I was wrong"

    wrongo.

    you must be talking about a boy not a man. cuz i will belly up to the bar and eat the whole damn crow. and buy around for all the manziel lovers that i will have ridiculed between now and may.

    hey if he comes here he better light it up cuz it will be on record that lack luster lombardo and rat bastard banner don't know how to judge talent for shit.

    then it'll be your turn to eat crow brother. and i'll take a snifter of courvosier. thanks in advance!