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  • Can we take these Brown's player bashing threads down? This shit is really sad considering so-called fans would rather talk about why our rookie qb will suck even though we are in a playoff run for the first time since 2007. Right now we're going to cheer on Hoyer and if he gets hurt then we're gonna cheer on Manziel, and if he gets hurt we'll cheer on Shaw/Grossman ect.

  • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan

    Long post that really says not a fucking thing.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Long post that really says not a fucking thing.

    Nope, it says exactly what Gipper was getting at- so pay attention. He was pointing out- just because Manziel had great college stats, was drafted in the first round, (or I may add, just because he won a Heisman) is far from a 100% guarantee he's going to be a great qb in the NFL That's what the majority of the Manzealots are 100% certain of- and as Corso would say- "not so fast, my friend."

    @playgroundlegend said:

    I dont get this post?

    Theres a ton of Non red letter names on there.. Why assume Johnny is one of them and not one of the good ones?

    We're assuming NOTHNG. Just pointing out the historical odds. Manziel was drafted at the exact same slot as Brady Quinn and Brandon Weeden. Aaron Rodgers got picked in the same neighborhood. I'd say the odds of him being the former, as opposed to the latter are around equal.

    @everlastingxxx said:

    I wouldnt put Drew Bledsoe as a bust.

    #1st round QBs have much better odds vs undrafted free agent QBs at not being busts.

    BTW, anyone that would call Manziel a bust without him even starting a single game is lacking football knowledge.

    Yes, some around here have called Manziel that- but not anyone who has a shred of football acumen. Some were calling for Pettine to get fired before the season started.The heavy betting odds were Hoyer wasn't going to make it past the bye week as the starter either.

    @browns149 said:

    Archie Manning sucked

    He was a bust. He never amounted to anything except he fathered Superbowl winning QB's

    His stats weren't much- but I'll argue he was hampered by having to play on some of the worst teams in NFL history.

  • PlaygroundLegendP PlaygroundLegend

    Well Mik..

    There is a Gym in the complex he lives..

    A hot tub.. a pool... a lounge... a swanky roarin 20's style speakeasy.. an art gallery and a variety of things in the building... theres even AN INDOOR DOG PARK.. and MULTIPLE RESTAURANTS.. all in his building.

    These are called... AMENITIES...

    Seeing as how he lives in a place where hundreds of other people live and stay..

    People SHARE these AMENITIES...

    Therefore.. because he doesnt have his own property/house where he can relax and do various different things late at night.. he has to do them in the complex he LIVES...

    So lets say he was chatting it up with the local millionaires club in the cigar room in his hotel/condo.. then he went to the levator maybe to head up to the pool to take a relaxing night swim...

    then BAM.. Cracked out Cokehead waiting to attack...

    The whole complex is considered his home..

    He shares it with hundreds of others..

    Why doesnt this happen to other big name quarterbacks?

    Because they have houses in the suburbs and wives and children and shit.. they dont share anything with anyone

    @playgroundlegend said:

    theres even AN INDOOR DOG PARK..

    He must have been taking his poodle for a little late night game of fetch. Mystery solved.

    USFBrownU 1 Reply

  • Just sounds like more long winded, anti JFF rhetoric to me.

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
    The GipperT 1 Reply
  • jcam222J jcam222

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Long post that really says not a fucking thing.

    short post that says even less and brings zero value.

    @jcam222 said:

    short post that says even less and brings zero value.

    Ditto.

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.

  • Gipper, I thought you were a lawyer? This is the worst kind of pseudo-logic.

    The GipperT 1 Reply

  • Classic Elton John:: Hey Hey Johnny, Won't you come out to play, In Your Empty Garden, JOHNNY...

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  • MLD WoodyM MLD Woody

    And as you go later into the rounds, more red would appear (if held to the same standards)

    I did this for AP stats in HS based on QBR and round taken. There is a correlation. At least I think it was QBR, maybe we used something slightly different. Something that was pretty fair for determining"good" vs "bad"...

    @mld-woody said:

    And as you go later into the rounds, more red would appear (if held to the same standards)

    I did this for AP stats in HS based on QBR and round taken. There is a correlation. At least I think it was QBR, maybe we used something slightly different. Something that was pretty fair for determining"good" vs "bad"...

    Exactly, how often does this have to be pointed out? QB success correlates pretty well with round taken. I did a similar analysis. To summarize, if you take the top 20 QBs in history and group them by round taken, the most highly represented round is the first. Gip is right in that being a 1st round pick doesn't guarantee success, but QBs picked in the first round are still the most likely to succeed.
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  • Drew Bledsoe was OK.

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  • Z Zombo

    Bledsoe was the first choice to play Mary's ex-boyfriend in Something About Mary, but then he got bad publicity for the mosh pit thing and role eventually went to Brett Fav-ra after Steve Young passed because the content was too racy.

    Z

    Zombo said:

    Bledsoe was the first choice to play Mary's ex-boyfriend in Something About Mary, but then he got bad publicity for the mosh pit thing and role eventually went to Brett Fav-ra after Steve Young passed because the content was too racy.

    Z

    Franks and beans!

  • WinstonLegthighW WinstonLegthigh

    @playgroundlegend said:

    theres even AN INDOOR DOG PARK..

    He must have been taking his poodle for a little late night game of fetch. Mystery solved.

    @winstonlegthigh said:

    He must have been taking his poodle for a little late night game of fetch. Mystery solved.

    Good point! His gang was there to wipe the slobbery ball before handing it to Lil j man. J man needs a crew wipe his slobbery balls with so many lined up to provide the slobber.

  • USFBrownU USFBrown

    @winstonlegthigh said:

    He must have been taking his poodle for a little late night game of fetch. Mystery solved.

    Good point! His gang was there to wipe the slobbery ball before handing it to Lil j man. J man needs a crew wipe his slobbery balls with so many lined up to provide the slobber.

    @usfbrown said:

    Good point! His gang was there to wipe the slobbery ball before handing it to Lil j man. J man needs a crew wipe his slobbery balls with so many lined up to provide the slobber.

    He presumably gets the ball from his bodyguard, tries to throw the ball where the dog is expecting, sees a better opportunity, runs around a bit, and then throws it somewhere completely unexpected. But, the dog had a great time, and so did everyone who saw it, so let's just keep doing that.

  • Archie Manning sucked

    He was a bust. He never amounted to anything except he fathered Superbowl winning QB's Browns149

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    This is ignorant. Way too much ignorant.Too much of that around here.

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    Drafted by the Saints, 1971, second pick overall.

    Attended Ole Miss, started 3 yrs. In his first prime time game broadcast,
    he threw for 436 yds and three touchdowns, also rushing for 104 yds. in a 33-32 loss to Alabama.
    Played for the Saints for ten full seasons.
    In 1978, he was named the NFC Player of the Year by UPI after leading the Saints to a 7–9 record. That same year, Archie was also named All-NFC by both the UPI and The Sporting News.
    Manning was selected to the Pro Bowl in 1978 and 1979.

  • The real hoodoo on Manziel is the spot where he was drafted - which has not been kind to recent Browns Quarterbacks. On a positive note, if Manziel is not able to play QB, he's athletic enough we can convert him into a wide receiver or a Safety. Converted quarterbacks often do well in those spots.

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  • What reputable spots are open until 02:00 Downtown?

    Regardless of reputation, who here has ever "hung out" with Mom until the wee hours?

    And did Oedipus invent the money sign?

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    bbedwardB DieHardBrownsFanD 2 Replies
  • Tour2maT Tour2ma

    What reputable spots are open until 02:00 Downtown?

    Regardless of reputation, who here has ever "hung out" with Mom until the wee hours?

    And did Oedipus invent the money sign?

    @tour2ma said:

    What reputable spots are open until 02:00 Downtown?

    Regardless of reputation, who here has ever "hung out" with Mom until the wee hours?

    And did Oedipus invent the money sign?

    Considering it was Friday night, every bar. Not many kitchens running that late though.

  • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan

    Long post that really says not a fucking thing.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Long post that really says not a fucking thing.

    It says who was and who was not a bust among first round drafted QBs. I mean, did you like miss that? What were you looking for? Fairy dust?

  • Here's another good sign for Johnny. Colin Cowherd says he will never last in the nfl. This is easily the 5th time cowherd has done this and he's been wrong every previous time. Most famously, he said Bama would knock him out of last year's game and win by 30+. They won 49-42 and manziel put 562 yards on them.

    Johnny hears this. It motivates him. When he jits the field, he will desperately want to prove he can play.

    MudflyM hoortaH The GipperT 3 Replies
  • PlaygroundLegendP PlaygroundLegend

    I dont get this post?

    Theres a ton of Non red letter names on there.. Why assume Johnny is one of them and not one of the good ones?

    @playgroundlegend said:

    I dont get this post?

    Theres a ton of Non red letter names on there.. Why assume Johnny is one of them and not one of the good ones?

    Again, you all seem to be missing the point. Nothing is assumed.....it merely points out the crapshoot nature of a first round draft pick QB.

    Right.....we cannot assume that Johnny will be one of the red letter names.......nor can we assume....as you seem to....that he will not be one.

  • A Aggie Brown fan

    Here's another good sign for Johnny. Colin Cowherd says he will never last in the nfl. This is easily the 5th time cowherd has done this and he's been wrong every previous time. Most famously, he said Bama would knock him out of last year's game and win by 30+. They won 49-42 and manziel put 562 yards on them.

    Johnny hears this. It motivates him. When he jits the field, he will desperately want to prove he can play.

    @aggie-brown-fan said:

    Here's another good sign for Johnny.......Colin Cowherd says he will never last in the nfl.....

    Johnny hears this. It motivates him. When he jits the field, he will desperately want to prove he can play.

    Ahhhh......THATS IT!!!

    JFF will be great BECAUSE Colin Cowhead said something to motivate him.....

    Brilliant!

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