PC correctness - last winter witness - big serious trouble
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It had been snowing all night. So....
8:00 am I made a snowman.
8:10 am A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 am So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 am My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 am The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 am The transgender person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 am The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 am I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 am The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.
8:40 am The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.
8:42 am The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 am The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 am TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 am I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 am I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.
9:29 am Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today and it is only getting worse. -
let's see...
"I put a Trump hat on both of them, and some enraged leftwing college kids stole the hats, and beat the snowpeople with bats"
"I put a police hat and badge on the snowpeople, and the new black panthers showed up and complained about
police brutality"
never ends with the left. Silly made up examples, but.... it is getting worse.
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