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  • Let's put this horseshit in proper perspective.

    1) Hue is the Barney Fife of Head Coaches. Whatever he shares with Cinci, is all the schidt he did in his 1-31 run. He can't hurt the Browns because he has no f-ing clue what we are doing now.

    2) It's the Bengals. Wow, they have a new coffee fetcher. "Special Assistant toe Marvin Lewis? LMAO.........Cinci is making jackoff stew and they just made sure that there is enough to go around for everyone in town.

    Seriously, the Bengal blow. This couldn't be "funner" news for us. Think about it! It is about time we REALLY had some fun. We get rid of this buffoon, the team comes to life, and NOW, we get to beat the schidt out of Hue's new team. C mon man, let's all root for 0 -16.......... for Hue............... THAT is what he is good at. Oh, yeah, and fetching coffee.

    @ghoolie said:

    Let's put this horseshit in proper perspective.

    1) Hue is the Barney Fife of Head Coaches. Whatever he shares with Cinci, is all the schidt he did in his 1-31 run. He can't hurt the Browns because he has no f-ing clue what we are doing now.

    2) It's the Bengals. Wow, they have a new coffee fetcher. "Special Assistant toe Marvin Lewis? LMAO.........Cinci is making jackoff stew and they just made sure that there is enough to go around for everyone in town.

    Seriously, the Bengal blow. This couldn't be "funner" news for us. Think about it! It is about time we REALLY had some fun. We get rid of this buffoon, the team comes to life, and NOW, we get to beat the schidt out of Hue's new team. C mon man, let's all root for 0 -16.......... for Hue............... THAT is what he is good at. Oh, yeah, and fetching coffee.

    Dammit Tom for once I agree with every damn thing in the post. This ruins our love hate relationship you know. Well until the next off the wall diatribe anyway.  LOL!??

  • I’m confused. Does he have a bullet in his pocket or a light bulb in his mouth???

  • Hue went 8-8 in his only season with the Raiders and I believe that was the year we broke Jason Campbell's leg early in the season to boot.

    I had held the view that Hue got some kind of raw deal in Oakland as going 8-8 in your rookie year as a Coach after losing your starting QB should more or less universally be looked favorably upon.

    However, given what OUR experience has been with Hue, do you think behind the scenes Hue showed the same qualities he showed in Cleveland and the Raiders FO said F this s*it you're outta here?

    In retrospect, what do you all think *really* went down in Oakland after that one season?

  • Let us not forget that Hue tried to send a 2nd and 3rd to the Bengals for AJ McCarron last year.

    Luckily, this insane ploy was stopped by someone in the front office.

    Hue's plan last year was to basically give a 2nd and 3rd to the Bengals for the NFL QB equivalent of a used styrofoam Filet O Fish box so that when Hue was inevitably fired, the Bengals would give him a job in return.  Even though the trade was scuttled, that is still what happened.  

    The man never seemed to have the good of the Cleveland Browns football team in mind.

    He was always thinking about himself.

    It never occurred to him that the best defense (of his career) was a good offense (doing your very best to win football games in Cleveland.)

  • Please read more.  "What Went Down In Oakland" isn't an open question.

    Article #1

    Article #2

    Article #3

    Article #4

    Hue lost, and ripped his team.. he never had the character traits to actually be a head coach. He was exactly who we thought he was.

    Thankfully, "Trust Me" wasn't allowed to torpedo the Browns future in the same way he did the Raiders future by wildly overpaying for a bad QB.

    Sashi was right.

  • I’m confused. Does he have a bullet in his pocket or a light bulb in his mouth???

    @flyingfooldoug said:

    I’m confused. Does he have a bullet in his pocket or a light bulb in his mouth???

    Both.

  • @clevelandwantsplayoffs said:

    Haha idk about you but Baker seems kind of “un-phase-able” 

    actually he was kinda shaky there fir a few weeks. Whatever it was he ckeaned it up last sunday. 

    @clevfan4life said:

    actually he was kinda shaky there fir a few weeks. Whatever it was he ckeaned it up last sunday. 

    Yea our oLine, sure he wasn’t the best against KC, our defense couldn’t even get a stop

  • Honestly....I don't give a shite about Uncle Fester  or his time with the Raiders.  If his name does not darken these corridors any more that is perfectly alright with me.

  • @the-gipper said:

    I thought he was the black uncle fester not the black Barney Fife. And by the way the Browns get to beat the Sheet out of the Bengals twice not just once 

    That's if the Ratbirds don't soften them up for us first. Interesting 0% of the Survivor pool picked the Bengals.

    @hoorta said:

    That's if the Ratbirds don't soften them up for us first. Interesting 0% of the Survivor pool picked the Bengals.

    You mean ever?   Why would they? They are an unreliable team.  They get bounced like a basketball by N.O.....but they will probably bounce back to beat the Ratfuhuckers.  

  • Please read more.  "What Went Down In Oakland" isn't an open question.

    Article #1

    Article #2

    Article #3

    Article #4

    Hue lost, and ripped his team.. he never had the character traits to actually be a head coach. He was exactly who we thought he was.

    Thankfully, "Trust Me" wasn't allowed to torpedo the Browns future in the same way he did the Raiders future by wildly overpaying for a bad QB.

    Sashi was right.

    @unsympathetic said:

    Please read more.  "What Went Down In Oakland" isn't an open question.

    Article #1

    Article #2

    Article #3

    Article #4

    Hue lost, and ripped his team.. he never had the character traits to actually be a head coach. He was exactly who we thought he was.

    Thankfully, "Trust Me" wasn't allowed to torpedo the Browns future in the same way he did the Raiders future by wildly overpaying for a bad QB.

    Sashi was right.

    He really wanted to give up some major draft capital and then likely sign a big contract to a guy that was walking the streets earlier this year, mccaron. I'm still not sure hue wasn't a double agent for cinci sent to torpedo the browns for as long as possible.

  • Hue was a nice guy, but definitely not a leader of men. If he were alive during Medieval times, he'd be a jester rather than a knight. don't forget that.

  • @ghoolie said:

    Let's put this horseshit in proper perspective.

    1) Hue is the Barney Fife of Head Coaches. Whatever he shares with Cinci, is all the schidt he did in his 1-31 run. He can't hurt the Browns because he has no f-ing clue what we are doing now.

    2) It's the Bengals. Wow, they have a new coffee fetcher. "Special Assistant toe Marvin Lewis? LMAO.........Cinci is making jackoff stew and they just made sure that there is enough to go around for everyone in town.

    Seriously, the Bengal blow. This couldn't be "funner" news for us. Think about it! It is about time we REALLY had some fun. We get rid of this buffoon, the team comes to life, and NOW, we get to beat the schidt out of Hue's new team. C mon man, let's all root for 0 -16.......... for Hue............... THAT is what he is good at. Oh, yeah, and fetching coffee.

    I thought he was the black uncle fester not the black Barney Fife. And by the way the Browns get to beat the Sheet out of the Bengals twice not just once 

    @the-gipper said:

    I thought he was the black uncle fester not the black Barney Fife. And by the way the Browns get to beat the Sheet out of the Bengals twice not just once 

    He's Black Uncle Fife

  • Hue Jackson is in the house baby!!!

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  • Hue Jackson is in the house baby!!!

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    @canton-dawg said:

    Hue Jackson is in the house baby!!!

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  • Hue Jackson is in the house baby!!!

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    @canton-dawg said:

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    "Rampaging enthusiasm"? I have to see the film first before I can say how that went. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!??

  • @ghoolie said:

    Let's put this horseshit in proper perspective.

    1) Hue is the Barney Fife of Head Coaches. Whatever he shares with Cinci, is all the schidt he did in his 1-31 run. He can't hurt the Browns because he has no f-ing clue what we are doing now.

    2) It's the Bengals. Wow, they have a new coffee fetcher. "Special Assistant toe Marvin Lewis? LMAO.........Cinci is making jackoff stew and they just made sure that there is enough to go around for everyone in town.

    Seriously, the Bengal blow. This couldn't be "funner" news for us. Think about it! It is about time we REALLY had some fun. We get rid of this buffoon, the team comes to life, and NOW, we get to beat the schidt out of Hue's new team. C mon man, let's all root for 0 -16.......... for Hue............... THAT is what he is good at. Oh, yeah, and fetching coffee.

    I thought he was the black uncle fester not the black Barney Fife. And by the way the Browns get to beat the Sheet out of the Bengals twice not just once 

    @the-gipper said:

    I thought he was the black uncle fester not the black Barney Fife. And by the way the Browns get to beat the Sheet out of the Bengals twice not just once 

    Rumors out of Cincy are that if the bengals lose to the browns twice Hue was gonna jump in the Ohio River.

  • Hue Jackson is in the house baby!!!

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    @canton-dawg said:

    Hue Jackson is in the house baby!!!

    84F4E284-077A-42F0-A365-A72146116025.png

    Rampage to 3-36-1 Booyah!!!  

  • @canton-dawg said:

    Hue Jackson is in the house baby!!!

    84F4E284-077A-42F0-A365-A72146116025.png

    Rampage to 3-36-1 Booyah!!!  

    @hoorta said:

    Rampage to 3-36-1 Booyah!!!  

    Hue is a fine example that yes.. there is actually a human being like Hue.. That despite the delusional world he lives in.. Still meander blindlessly .. and land in the Jungle with a $hit eating grin... And all after he went on his little Rona Barrett/Rex Reed tell all circus tour.. Still dropping people under the bus , along the way... Amazing that such a nice man can be such a snake to people... Yet stare at the camera.. And act's like he does.... I would personally love to take a dump in his cheerios..... He's just a sleaze ball in the end.. He didnt coach the team or have any interest in developing anyone and that to me. Is troubling.. I remember when he came here and I was willing to be on board with this whacko.. I thought.. ok finally.. A real QB room coming... Not til Baker showed up...But even buddy boy wasn't enough to save Hue.... Finally.. "The ground started to move"

  • Is he still getting paid by  the Browns?

  • Serious question:  How  does a guy like this last so long in the NFL with a "good" reputation to the point where everyone wanted to hire him (that was looking) as a head coach the year we got him?  Is NFL coaching really just a bunch of guys whose goal is to stay employed in the league where developing a team's talent and abilities to the point where they can make the playoffs and potentially the Super Bowl is not necessarily the only or even most desired tactic to achieving said goal?  Hue was the same guy at all his other stops.  That Hue could behave the way he did in Cleveland, never make ANY attempt to change his ways no matter how poor our record was, still expect to immediately get hired AFTER being fired, and the actually immediately GET hired right after he GOT fired, really makes you wonder.