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  • Nothing against either of the punters but that position is the least of our concerns, Don't we still have Britten or whatever his name is under contract? If it is not broke don't fuck with it, focus on getting us a real kicker and for the Love of God stop showing pictures of Scott Player. 

  • Nothing against either of the punters but that position is the least of our concerns, Don't we still have Britten or whatever his name is under contract? If it is not broke don't fuck with it, focus on getting us a real kicker and for the Love of God stop showing pictures of Scott Player. 

    @medicineman said:

    Nothing against either of the punters but that position is the least of our concerns, Don't we still have Britten or whatever his name is under contract? If it is not broke don't fuck with it, focus on getting us a real kicker and for the Love of God stop showing pictures of Scott Player. 

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

  • @medicineman said:

    Nothing against either of the punters but that position is the least of our concerns, Don't we still have Britten or whatever his name is under contract? If it is not broke don't fuck with it, focus on getting us a real kicker and for the Love of God stop showing pictures of Scott Player. 

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

    @texasag1969 said:

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

    Unless Joseph goes 4 for 4 next week....then what?

  • @texasag1969 said:

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

    Unless Joseph goes 4 for 4 next week....then what?

    @mudfly said:

    Unless Joseph goes 4 for 4 next week....then what?

    If Joseph is the same as last year, some of his GOOD FGs had us Fans holding our breath. Talk about FUGLY!!!  ?

    Mike

  • @texasag1969 said:

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

    Unless Joseph goes 4 for 4 next week....then what?

    @mudfly said:

    Unless Joseph goes 4 for 4 next week....then what?

    There is no way Joseph can make 4 for 4 on anything. 

  • @medicineman said:

    Nothing against either of the punters but that position is the least of our concerns, Don't we still have Britten or whatever his name is under contract? If it is not broke don't fuck with it, focus on getting us a real kicker and for the Love of God stop showing pictures of Scott Player. 

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

    @texasag1969 said:

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

    I would hope the kicker job is over. But who knows  I don't think anybody can do worse than Joseph. 

  • “The Scottish Hammer” needs Scott Players old helmet facemask combo! It’d be so sweet!

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    @hx214 said:

    “The Scottish Hammer” needs Scott Players old helmet facemask combo! It’d be so sweet!

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    It wouldn't meet the criteria of today's NFL helmet...

  • @texasag1969 said:

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

    Unless Joseph goes 4 for 4 next week....then what?

    @mudfly said:

    Unless Joseph goes 4 for 4 next week....then what?

    Wanna bet?

    And how many will be right square between the goal posts? Maybe 1?

  • @hx214 said:

    “The Scottish Hammer” needs Scott Players old helmet facemask combo! It’d be so sweet!

    6E8553BB-F09D-4E0C-828B-13207DDAF661.jpeg

    It wouldn't meet the criteria of today's NFL helmet...

    @nickers said:

    It wouldn't meet the criteria of today's NFL helmet...

    Thanks Mr. Fun. 

    The Hammer could always petition the league like A. Brown is doing. 

    Haha. 

  • @hx214 said:

    “The Scottish Hammer” needs Scott Players old helmet facemask combo! It’d be so sweet!

    6E8553BB-F09D-4E0C-828B-13207DDAF661.jpeg

    It wouldn't meet the criteria of today's NFL helmet...

    @nickers said:

    It wouldn't meet the criteria of today's NFL helmet...

    I think he was the last player allowed to have a single bar facemask.  

  • @nickers said:

    It wouldn't meet the criteria of today's NFL helmet...

    Thanks Mr. Fun. 

    The Hammer could always petition the league like A. Brown is doing. 

    Haha. 

    @hx214 said:

    Thanks Mr. Fun. 

    The Hammer could always petition the league like A. Brown is doing. 

    Haha. 

    And lose...

  • I don't see how we can keep The Hammer, but he's definitely good enough to kick in the league.  

  • @texasag1969 said:

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

    I would hope the kicker job is over. But who knows  I don't think anybody can do worse than Joseph. 

    @medicineman said:

    I would hope the kicker job is over. But who knows  I don't think anybody can do worse than Joseph. 

    Neil Rackers

  • Unfortunately I really don't have anything against Colquitt. But I love the Scottish Hammer kid.

    WSS

  • We already had The Toe. Seems pretty fitting to keep The Hammer now. 

  • @hx214 said:

    Thanks Mr. Fun. 

    The Hammer could always petition the league like A. Brown is doing. 

    Haha. 

    And lose...

    @nickers said:

    And lose...

    Really??  No way.....

  • We already had The Toe. Seems pretty fitting to keep The Hammer now. 

    @flyingfooldoug said:

    We already had The Toe. Seems pretty fitting to keep The Hammer now. 

    So, now we just need a Lumberjack, and a Forklift. 

    (by the way...those were Easy Street Roadie names)

  • It’s looking like we keep The Scottish Hammer. ..... Anyone know his tartan?

  • It’s looking like we keep The Scottish Hammer. ..... Anyone know his tartan?

    @flyingfooldoug said:

    It’s looking like we keep The Scottish Hammer. ..... Anyone know his tartan?

    Really? I still can't see it. I think he'll end up a cut that people lament like a Cajuste or Nate Orchard last season. Big plays in preseason, but Colquitt wins due to his reliability.

  • @flyingfooldoug said:

    It’s looking like we keep The Scottish Hammer. ..... Anyone know his tartan?

    Really? I still can't see it. I think he'll end up a cut that people lament like a Cajuste or Nate Orchard last season. Big plays in preseason, but Colquitt wins due to his reliability.

    @mr.-make-believe said:

    Really? I still can't see it. I think he'll end up a cut that people lament like a Cajuste or Nate Orchard last season. Big plays in preseason, but Colquitt wins due to his reliability.

    I sure can see Hammer Time making the final roster, and Colquitt  being cut. Out kicked him, and those ST tackles are  a big  +++. And Jamie will be around $2 million cheaper  to keep around. Plus, he was supposedly doing the holding  Thursday on FG attempts.  That pretty much  clinches  it in my mind. 

    PS If Seibert was  doing  all the  kicking, it's  adios  Joseph.