Meet Malachi Corley
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He’s been a Brown for a couple years now. We know him as our primary Kick Returner and sometimes gadget guy on offense. He has yet to touch a ball on offense this year, but last year he had a handful of catches and rushes.
He was originaally a decently high draft pick for the Jets in 2024, their 3rd rounder. His rookie season he famously took a well blocked end-around right into the endzone, but he showboated a tad early and dropped the ball before it broke the plane resulting in a turnover for the other team. He has yet to score an NFL touchdown.
He played college ball at Western Kentucky and earned the school record for receptions with 259. In college his nickname was “YAC King,” presumably because he puked a lot or looks like a yak.
Things must not have gone well with the Jets, probably because he did dumb shit like dropping the ball before scoring, because they cut him in August of 2025, and he later signed to the Browns practice squad and later the active roster.
Corley averages 24.2 yards per return. That’s ok l guess. He was the goat of the Jets game by muffing a kick. Hopefully he’ll break one this year. He’s certainly due.
In his spare time Corley is apparently a big gamer and achieved the number 1 global ranking in NBA 2K, whatever that means. He also reads the Bible a lot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malachi_Corley
https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/C/CorlMa00.htm?_cfchl_tk=mSz_91C7hlK_4M1K0vwmftv_f.J610pVCyQvvn4gG2Q-1792720992-1.0.1.1-7c.GMYd.Zd.WMiygK_cSJTa82jcwwbF.X9YxePLvKOI
@Ibleedbrown said:
In his spare time Corley is apparently a big gamer and achieved the number 1 global ranking in NBA 2K, whatever that means.
Damn, it's a good thing he makes above average $ playing the football if he is plays a shitload of NBA 2K! -
@Ibleedbrown said:
In his spare time Corley is apparently a big gamer and achieved the number 1 global ranking in NBA 2K, whatever that means.
Damn, it's a good thing he makes above average $ playing the football if he is plays a shitload of NBA 2K!@Captain-Trips said:
Damn, it's a good thing he makes above average $ playing the football if he is plays a shitload of NBA 2K!
Is it that expensive of a hobby? I dropped out of the video game scene with Playstation 1 so l’m a little out of the loop. -
@Captain-Trips said:
Damn, it's a good thing he makes above average $ playing the football if he is plays a shitload of NBA 2K!
Is it that expensive of a hobby? I dropped out of the video game scene with Playstation 1 so l’m a little out of the loop.@Ibleedbrown said:
Is it that expensive of a hobby? I dropped out of the video game scene with Playstation 1 so l’m a little out of the loop.
I don't really get into sports games anymore but NBA 2K is horrible with microtransactions. A lot of game releases now have an in game "store" where you can use real money to buy in-game currency and use that currency to unlock/buy items.
The NBA2K series has a mode where you play 3v3 I believe and you create your own player for this mode. You then play and level up your player as you go. You can outfit your player in different clothes and accessories or you can upgrade your player's attributes. You can either grind a ton of hours into the game or just buy the currency and do it that way.
So I was just joking that he probably has dumped some $ into the game, especially if he got to be #1 globally. -
I see the name Malachi and immediately think of Children of the Corn.
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He looks a lot like KC and the Sunshine Band Concepcion.
@Dutch-Oven nothing like a fellow poster putting up info on a player then people start roasting him. We're classy.
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@Dutch-Oven nothing like a fellow poster putting up info on a player then people start roasting him. We're classy.
@one-post-from-the-truth said:
@Dutch-Oven nothing like a fellow poster putting up info on a player then people start roasting him. We're classy.
I mean I wasn't roasting anyone, I honestly thought there was a mistake and the photo was of KC, not Corley. The resembance is uncanny.
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@one-post-from-the-truth said:
@Dutch-Oven nothing like a fellow poster putting up info on a player then people start roasting him. We're classy.
I mean I wasn't roasting anyone, I honestly thought there was a mistake and the photo was of KC, not Corley. The resembance is uncanny. @Dutch-Oven it's the hair. Looks like they didn't let him primp it after he took off his sweaty helmet before the photo shoot.
Flattered I kept returning winks to the old woman then realized she was having a stroke -
@Dutch-Oven it's the hair. Looks like they didn't let him primp it after he took off his sweaty helmet before the photo shoot.
@one-post-from-the-truth said:
@Dutch-Oven it's the hair. Looks like they didn't let him primp it after he took off his sweaty helmet before the photo shoot.
I'll admit, I had zero idea what Malachi Corley looked like until now
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@one-post-from-the-truth said:
@Dutch-Oven it's the hair. Looks like they didn't let him primp it after he took off his sweaty helmet before the photo shoot.
I'll admit, I had zero idea what Malachi Corley looked like until now @Dutch-Oven it's ok for me to roast a player here as I am a cardinals fan. I roast my own team.
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@Dutch-Oven it's ok for me to roast a player here as I am a cardinals fan. I roast my own team.
@one-post-from-the-truth said:
@Dutch-Oven it's ok for me to roast a player here as I am a cardinals fan. I roast my own team.
Wait... you are a Cardinals fan?
Just curious, how did you end up on a Browns message board? I don't care, you seem cool and this place needs all the cool people they can get, just curious. -
@one-post-from-the-truth said:
@Dutch-Oven it's ok for me to roast a player here as I am a cardinals fan. I roast my own team.
Wait... you are a Cardinals fan?
Just curious, how did you end up on a Browns message board? I don't care, you seem cool and this place needs all the cool people they can get, just curious.@Dutch-Oven one year I believe it was 2015 the Cards were playing the Browns. I'm a sports nerd so I began to read browns message board. Everyone seemed so informed and cool so I joined up.
Been gone for a while, as went through somethings. Divorce, parents passing away etc. it's glad to be here again and I don't like cardinals message board they're too over the top.Flattered I kept returning winks to the old woman then realized she was having a stroke -
I don't really know what it was? Some poster got banned right before I joined. Got messages saying I was this other person I just left. Now you know
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@Dutch-Oven one year I believe it was 2015 the Cards were playing the Browns. I'm a sports nerd so I began to read browns message board. Everyone seemed so informed and cool so I joined up.
Been gone for a while, as went through somethings. Divorce, parents passing away etc. it's glad to be here again and I don't like cardinals message board they're too over the top.@one-post-from-the-truth said:
@Dutch-Oven one year I believe it was 2015 the Cards were playing the Browns. I'm a sports nerd so I began to read browns message board. Everyone seemed so informed and cool so I joined up.
Been gone for a while, as went through somethings. Divorce, parents passing away etc. it's glad to be here again and I don't like cardinals message board they're too over the top.
Well I'm glad you are back! -
@Dutch-Oven it's the hair. Looks like they didn't let him primp it after he took off his sweaty helmet before the photo shoot.
@one-post-from-the-truth said:
@Dutch-Oven it's the hair. Looks like they didn't let him primp it after he took off his sweaty helmet before the photo shoot.
When l do these l generally try to find the least football looking picture, but l’m a sucker for big hair so l had to use that photo, haha. -
@one-post-from-the-truth said:
@Dutch-Oven it's the hair. Looks like they didn't let him primp it after he took off his sweaty helmet before the photo shoot.
When l do these l generally try to find the least football looking picture, but l’m a sucker for big hair so l had to use that photo, haha.@Ibleedbrown said:
When l do these l generally try to find the least football looking picture, but l’m a sucker for big hair so l had to use that photo, haha.
Google Oscar Gamble.
You are welcome. -
@Ibleedbrown said:
When l do these l generally try to find the least football looking picture, but l’m a sucker for big hair so l had to use that photo, haha.
Google Oscar Gamble.
You are welcome.@Dutch-Oven said:
Google Oscar Gamble.
"See the turtle, ain't he keen? All things serve the f*cking beam!" -
@Ibleedbrown said:
When l do these l generally try to find the least football looking picture, but l’m a sucker for big hair so l had to use that photo, haha.
Google Oscar Gamble.
You are welcome.@Dutch-Oven or a pre 1980 Gary Templeton
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@Dutch-Oven said:
Google Oscar Gamble.@Captain-Trips said:
Fantastic! Greg Newsome had some great hair. I was sadder to see his hair go more than l was seeing the rest of him go.
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@Captain-Trips said:
Fantastic! Greg Newsome had some great hair. I was sadder to see his hair go more than l was seeing the rest of him go.
@Ibleedbrown said:
Fantastic! Greg Newsome had some great hair. I was sadder to see his hair go more than l was seeing the rest of him go.
I forgot about Newsome's hairstyle. It was indeed awesome!
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