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I've Figured Out Why We Can't Catch

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  • Look guys, it is clear that our receivers have a lot of trouble catching the ball- we have proven it time and time again over the last 3 or 4 seasons. I used to think it was lack of caring or possibly even the QBs fault. However after thinking long and hard about it I have figured it out: Our receivers are doing it on purpose. Look at Braylon: he dropped tons of passes and got traded. Kellen even has great hands and still managed to drop for than his share. Our receivers now figure that if they drop the ball, they too will be traded.

    *Disclaimer: if anyone takes this thread seriously then you are an idiot.