Poem about the '08 season
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I'm taking a moment
to vent just a tad,
this '08 season
has been totally sad.
It’s not your imagination,
so take it easy,
no need for new glasses
or a brand new TV.
This isn’t your father’s Browns
who knew how to win
‘cause the Browns of today
are ugly as sin.
I know this sounds crass
and seems very rude
but the size of Braylon’s ego
equals RAC’s love for food.
He can’t catch a ball
and he’s not a good blocker
he should call Randy Lerner
and ask to play soccer.
Kellen says he’s a soldier,
but in who’s army? Who's bunch?
maybe Colonel Sanders
or perhaps Captain Crunch?
The defense is lousy
tackling skills are a shame
were there only 10 players out there
for the entire game?
I won’t watch this team
for the rest of the year,
but I’ll still eat my pizza,
still drink my beer.
I’ll do other things
like mowing the lawn,
doing the laundry,
smoking a bong.
If Quinn is the savior
that we all hope he is,
the future is bright
and we’ll take care of biz.
But if Romeo is still here
come next September
I think I’ll cry harder
than I can remember.
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I appreciate good poetry, and that is pretty good.
the bong thing was a stretch for rhyme, but poetry is good.
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Here's my poem:
"RAC 'n ROLLS is a RAC 'n ROLLS is a RAC 'n ROLLS is a RAC 'n ROLLS"
(Inspiration here)
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Limerick time:
There once was a coach for Cleveland,
Who ruined the spirit in Believe-land,
Because he stuck with DA,
Until it was too late,
Even though he had a 1st round draft pick on the bench who was working his ass off, doing and saying all the right things, knew the playbook backward and forward, set 32 college QB records, got pounded in college but could take it because he set a QB record for bench press, was a Heisman finalist from a major D1 school in a pro-style offense where one of your best friends was the head coach and told you "he's ready", is a born leader and home town favorite, who was chomping at the bit...
Uhm, ok. I'm no good at this. Yours was way better.
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that was pretty good man.
as to the part about "were there only 10 players out on the field", ask mike singletary about that
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Haiku-
The Cleveland Browns Suck
It's Romeo Crennel's fault
His mind was on lunch
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Think Doris Day, Que sera sera and start singing.
When I was just a little lad
I asked my mother, "what should I be?"
"should I be Squeelers, Bungles or Birds?"
This is what she said to me....
"Wash your mouth out son,
and go get your father's gun,
and put those sh*ts on the run,
It's the BROWNS for you!"
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