"One time, in band camp, I was sitting around the lobby watching TV, and a pretty girl sat next to me, and I got all sweaty,
then she looked right at me, and leaned in close, and I couldn't talk, and she sexily whispered "I think you are a
big ass, why don't you go sit on a tuba..." so then I knew she kinda liked me, and when I turned back to the TV,
I saw James Harrison slam a Browns fan on his back a few years ago. "
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