A Western Pennsylvania Steeler fan is trying out for the Steelers. His lifelong dream.
So, hes sitting in the locker room checking out the other players packages, when Willie Parker enters the room and says "Hey, $hit for brains, coach Tomlin wants to see you in his office right away."
The wannabe player enters Tomlins office and sits down. Tomlin says "Were cutting down to 65 players and you have to get your crap and go. Why are you even here? Youre IQ is lower than Big Bens and hes the cutoff point at 65. Dont come back here either"
Seething mad, now the ex player (and fan) is driving out of town when he sees a bar and pulls over.
He opens the door, enters and slams it as hard as he can. Then yells "The Pittbsburgh Steelers and all their f-cking fans are a bunch of axxholes"
Just then, a 450 pound tub of a man sitting at the bar stands up and says "Say what? I'm offended by that"
Why, are you a Steeler Fan? Says the ex player.
No, I'm an axxhole.