The real Josh Gordon died in a house fire in 2014.

Kyle Shanahan is a piece of shit human being.

Please god no...

This batshit bitch will hang himself in the showers during halftime of the first game.

Your mother's **MASK** smells like carpet cleaner

I'm buying a Garrett jersey tomorrow.

Fuck Mason Rudolph. He is a piece of shit human being.

I hope he develops a subdural hematoma and dies.

If Haslam is planning an illegal war with Pennsylvania in order to steal their oil for his truckstops she's the perfect choice.

@canton-mike said:

Agreed. I Pray, for his own sake, that he doesn't attempt to play again even though he hopes to.

Phuck that. He's walking because of that motivation to play again. Dude has come so far so quickly. It's gawdammed incredible when you think about it.

I hope he does play again. It would be the greatest comeback in the history of sports.

For the first time in my life, I'm rooting for a Steeler.

"Sir, please put your pants back on and leave the restaurant."

I'm really sick of hearing that.

@ghoolie said:

It will forever be a rivalry for me. Just watch, we are going to kick them in the nutsack on opening day.

Wouldn't that be the best. Maybe not this year, but soon. I sure hope. If this team ever gets it together and becomes a powerhouse again it's going to mean more to us than any other sports fanbase could ever understand. That's why I keep putting my hand on the hot burner. I love the Cleveland Browns and always will.

I've got Kevin Mack's old coke mirror. $500 OBO.

I gotta believe Ghoolie himself would approve. You nailed it.

Browns 16

Eagles 14

I'm looking forward to the half dozen (or so) wins this team is going to pull out of their asses and/or have handed to them.

Josh Gordon can catch anything.

@clevfan4life said:

What did pryor do?

Nothing. A joke I frequently make, lampooning some people's penchant for overly dramatic hyperbole.

TERRELLE PRYOR IS A PIECE OF SHIT HUMAN BEING

FIRE JACKSON NOW

@rich4eagle said:

We failed to get a single Ohio State player going on ten years and we passed on what we need best a RB zeke will be a game changer in the NFL and then we passed on a franchise QB lynch and we picked a shrimp in a NO D conference so here we go again repeating shit and being dumb for getting one shot pick and losing mybe a good one

See yall next year after we fire everyone again

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the buckeyes got 12 drafted three first round five in round three 12 overall...........the Browns kept there record clean drafting crap and not a buckeye for ten years............makes sense for a LOSER

Kill yourself.

I can't wait to re-invent myself as a "winner" after my mid-life tailspin/divorce/bankruptcy and then tell everyone on an internet message board how great I am.