At this *exact* point in time, what would serve the Browns better? ----------------------- 1. Art Modell breaking into tears and tells Cleveland how cruel he was for moving the team away from the city and how he was wrong and the NFL suspends the team for a year 2. Rothlesberger gets arrested in the rape case and gets suspended for a year. 3. Braylon Edwards gets sooo good at catching balls that the opposition defenders are all using their hands to cover their abdomen guard. 4. Jamal Lewis doe the curious case of Benjamin button and starts growing younger. 5. Peyton Manning, Randy Moss, Anaquinn Boldin all declare their new found love for Cleveland and decide to play in Cleveland for free and demand a trade. 6. MoMass's puberty returns and he lands up becoming 8 feet tall and is an easy target for either QB. or he drinks redbull and grows wings. 7. Randy Learner saves a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico and gets so happy that he stops charging tickets prices for Browns game for us fans.