@kosar_for_president said:

A report is being filed now. He came over for the Cavs game on Tuesday, I was supposed to do web work for his dad. I know his phone number, his name, his address, the kind of car he drives and his dad's place of business, what a dumb f*ck. I drove down to his house and work to get his license plate, but he was not home. They took pictures of the bruises around my neck at the Euclid police station.

It's a house. I am moving out at the end of the month and will probably stay with my brother until then. Exactly about the gun, it would be by my bed not downstairs, I would of shot the mother f*cker if I had one. Yea next on the list is a shotgun. I would of shot his knee caps off. It was about 3 seconds and he was in. For some reason the night before I brought the bat down, it was in reach after I hit him in the face 30 times.

That is one bizarre story there Kosar. You supposedly just almost got murdered and the first thing you did when it was over was to come on here to tell everyone. Hmmm, alrighty then. You sure you just didn't have a fight with your homosexual partner? (not that there is anything wrong with that).

@the-gipper said:

Believe it or not, I have an interesting story about this lady: Kathy Kinney (Mimi on the Drew Carey Show).

Here are a couple of things you probably do know if you watched the show:

1.The "Mimi" character was the secretary to the head of personell of the fictional department store where "Mimi" and Drew worked.

2. The building where this fictional department store was located is the old Halle's Building. This is the building all the character's are dancing around in the intro to the show.

Now here is what you don't know:

1. My wife and Kathy Kinney attended college together. They were both Theater majors at Wisconsin-Stevens Point. They worked together on props etc. But they both graduated in like 1975 or 1976, but did not keep up with each other.

2. When I met my wife in 1981 do you know what her real job was?: Secretary to the head of personell of Halle's Department Store. (a job she had until Halle's closed in the mid 80s)

Bizarre, my wife's college mate year's later did a depiction of my wife's real job on TV.

Isn't it ironic?

(Oh, yeah: NO, my wife does not look like Mimi, thank you very much)

Great story Gip

@kosar_for_president said:

I was just acistid. No shit. A guy forced his way into my house and he came into my house and I beat the xxxx out of him. Chased him down the street with a bat. Hopefully they can make a match with his blood. I am not joking here, I swear on my moms grave. The Euclid Cops don't believe me, I am going to the station when my brother gets here, I am a bit drunk. And yes I have a bat ready, again. I beat this f*cker down with my bare hands. he was gushing blood. There is his blood all over my floor. It just happened about an hour ago.

I hope your alright, but as far as being acistid, you might want to go the hospital and get a shot. You don't want to end up with HIV after all you already been through

Good news, they just caught "the guy"

If Gay Ben went to the browns, would he then be the greatest QB in browns history?

@professor_g said:

I think it would be impossible for me to cheer for Rothlisberger in a Browns uniform. I'd still be a Browns fan, of course, but...

If he took the browns deep into the playoffs I think you would find it in your heart to forgive him.

@choco said:

hey toolbag...

first, no one was talking to you...mostly because you dont have th ecapacity to understand 4 letter words.

and second, i grew up an hour from pitt, and currently live outside this miserable city. so roll off your sister long enough to remove your head from your ass and listen to what the xxxx im telling you.

i swear half this population here is missing a chromosome.

Sorry if I offended you.

@choco said:

if it helps ya sleep at night....whatever.

answer the question or stfu

You STFU. eastside clevelander.

@choco said:

if it helps ya sleep at night....whatever.

answer the question or stfu

You STFU. eastside clevelander.