I'd love to coach here. I'd get fired after a year and collect huge checks doing whatever I wanted for years to come.

@thenew23 said:

Genius. Pass the law, and it's Browns vs. Bengals in the AFC Championship next year... And, fast food sales triple across the state...

Not even pot can let Marvin get past the first round of the playoffs.

@tml1138 said:

Somehow, someway, this whole clusterfuck has to come out ahead.

Why, exactly? Life isn't like that. If you suck, you suck. Sure, sometimes people win the lottery but it doesn't "Have" to happen to you.

How is our team such noses?

@hoorta said:

Sorry you won't be able to cherry-pick who stays and who goes. For those who think otherwise it's a damn fact Haslam is sinking $60 million of his own money into stadium improvements (though it's a low interest loan from the NFL) Sin tax extension will pay for the rest. You can also bet in exchange for ponying up the cash, the City of Cleveland is going to demand an extension on the lease.

If some of you want to dream a fairly smart businessman like Jimmy would sink that much of his own money into First Energy only to uproot the team, well, you must be smoking the good stuff you got on a road trip to Colorado.

Shhhh. You aren't allowed to post logic on this forum.

@mike-h said:

*at

Fair enough, if I'm going to correct someone, I deserved that.

I THINK WE SHOULD KILL IT>

Don't fall down the well lassie

I'm hoping that the best WR coach in the league is still available...

@the-gipper said:

Really? The one and only post you make in your career here and you are playing grammar cop?

Really, his whole post was moronic, telling someone to eat a McDonalds, so I don't see why my nitpick on his Retarded post is offensive.

Also, he's a fucking idiot.

@larryfine said:

Eat at the Mcdonalds on Detroit Ave. They have great fry's.

What do the fries own?

Or do they have great "Fry is?"

You must be from East Cleveland, a product of their wonderful schools.