Ghoolie should run for President, hes got my vote... He is the ultimate soothsayer... I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say Golden State warriors will break record tonight... You heard it here first...and kobe will have 45+ in his last game... Again, you heard it here first!!! Eat that ghoolie....Let's see who the ultimate projectionist is on this board... Yep, tony Carboney
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We Should Have Known Browns FansDon't forget Cleveland, probably the worst city in America... The flats are over the warehouse district sucks.. mistakes by all the lakes... Cleveland sucks and that's the number one answer why nobody wants to come and play there... new York is a great city... obviously you have never been there if you think Cleveland has ANYTHING to compare to new york with... you are just plain ignorant... OH BTW, did you forget the Giants have won 2 Superbowl since 2000 alone and the browns have yet to play in one since they started it in like 1970 or so... I hate to rip Cleveland cause in fact i am a fan, but when you rip new york you just show you ignorance.. I am a browns fan at heart, but i live and breath in new york city.. Been a browns fan since i was born, but also a giants fan... My mom is from Cleveland and so is my favorite uncle and a whole lot of my family so i tend to route for all Cleveland teams but i grew up in new jersey/new york so i route for the giants, Yankees, and devils... then its the browns and the tribe... But i do hate fans like you who try to rip cities that are just far more superior then Cleveland... Sorry but I've been to both cities and New York is probably in the top 5 cities on planet earth. i feel bad even talking crap about Cleveland cause i do have a love for it, but when you rip NYC i have to chime in, sorry...to those ive offended, i'm sorry, but i do love Cleveland but honestly New York is a great great city...To be honest, there are a TON of knowlegeable sports fans in the greater NYC area and yeah of course there are some idiots... and yeah my first couple of posts was trying to emulate an idiot new yorker but it backfired and was a little too obvious... douchebag says what?
Clearly, New York City, where there is a higher concentration of douchebags than anywhere else in the US. In fact, one reliable source came up with the localities that seemed to be fraught with the biggest/most douchebags in the US. And here is the list:
1. New York City. Though one of the coolest cats/non douchebags ever (Frank Sinatra) sang "If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere"....what he didn't realize is that his lyrics were an invitation for just about every freakazoid in the country to come to New York to try to "make it there". The problem is most of these people were in fact loser douchebags who the only "making it" was done with each other.
2. The Twin Cities/Minnesota. Call this the "Fargo Factor". Ya know, when all the people there can say is stuff like: "You betcha", "The heck ya mean", "yer darn tootin", "that's terrific", "dat's a big time deal dere", or "I think I'm gonna barf"
3. Los Angeles. NYC on the West coast. The freaks that didn't migrate to NYC went to LA. Its just that they ended up with better tans and wearing fewer clothes.
4. Alaska. The high douchebag factor here is attributable to the low population in ratio to the high percentage of Palins that live in that state. And that is not even counting Sarah. Mainly is it Bristol and her man Levi Johnston.
5. Oklahoma City. Unfortuneatly for them, their douchebag factor turns deadly, with the likes of Timothy McVeigh. The other thing is that they actually have a section of town called "Douchebag City", so who am I to argue with them?:
https://foursquare.com/v/douchebag-city/4f1478d0e4b019e994301735
6. Connecticut. Call this the Joe Lieberman factor, or Schizophrenic Central. The whole state is like Joe Lieberman, who can't figure out if he is a Democrat, a Republican, an Independent, A Jew, A CHristian, whatever. The reason for their Schizophrenia is that they are truly a Bi-Polar state, caught between a tug of war between New York and Boston. Are the Sox fans/Yankees fans, Giants fans or Pats fans. They can't even figure out which accent to use, so sometimes they mix and match them during the same conversation.
7. South Carolina. Call this the Mark Sanford factor. You know, their Governor who couldn't decide if he was hiking the Appalachian Trail or riding on the Argentinian Express. Besides, this is a state who still hasn't figured out that the South lost the Civil War 150 years ago. And its a state whose favorite bird is a Game Cock.
8. Montana. Call this the Ted Kascynski factor. Most people that want to shut themselves off from society and go into weird hermit/serial killer mode seem to migrate to Montana. And half the people there think even being asked to obtain a driver's license is some evil government conspiracy. And Montana is the location of Devils Tower and all the aliens that crawl out of it......or, is that in Wyoming. Whatever, same difference.
9. Pennsylvania. Beyond the obvious fact that PA is the home of the douchebag Steeler fans, it is also the home of Jon and Kate Gosselin, the people with like 8 kids who whored their story everywhere they went.
10. Colorado. Aaron Goldhammer is from Colorado. What more evidence is needed? Beyond that, it is the state that seems to be the most popular among those who want to get their Rocky Mountain High. These are the types that knew they couldn't make it in NY, didn't want anything to do with LA, but were not the hermit/violent types that Montana and Wyoming attracted. Nor were they redneck enough to want to go to like Oklahoma or Texas. Nope, these douchebags just want to hug their trees, wear their jeans, and be happy. A few of them had money so they went to Aspen.
So, there you are, your Top Ten Douchebag locations in the nation.
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We Should Have Known Browns FansWhat do you think Colt McCoy is gonna get er done??? I mean running backs are a dime a dozen... Peyton Hillis isnt a team player.... Brandon Jacobs would run circles on Peyton hillis and he is like 80 yrs older then him... Hillis sucks... We need a QB... Vinnie Testaverde would be a gem compared to Colt, he just plain sucks... I'd rather Jeff Hostetler.. But seriously, sanchez sort of sucks too, vince young would be good, i mean if we want a university of Texas QB might as well go with one that won a National Championship. oh, btw, OJ's innocent..
WOW. where are all these douchebags coming from?
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We Should Have Known Browns FansTRADE HILLIS for MARK SANCHEZ mark anchez is the bomb and he gets no resppect from the jets we in the dogpound want him badly, we'd give him mad respect.... thanks tonycarboney1982 RGIII is a bust Sanchez is our future!!!