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  • Perhaps the reason the Browns don't win enough is that they don't have enough players with good nicknames.

    Is there anyone on the Browns currently with any kind of nickname?

    There have been some great nicknames in football past. Dante "Gluefingers" Lavelli just left us. The Mad Stork, The Assassin, the Nigerian Nightmare, Night Train Lane. etc.

    Does anyone know of any Browns with a nickname? We had K2, but let him go. That is the only one I can recall.

    Better yet, propose a good name for some of these players. I mean, who really wants to call him Mohammed Massaquoi.

    We could always do the "play on name" nickname, and go with "Massacre Massaquoi" or something, but that has been overdone somewhat. Come up with something for these guys.

  • The GipperT The Gipper

    Perhaps the reason the Browns don't win enough is that they don't have enough players with good nicknames.

    Is there anyone on the Browns currently with any kind of nickname?

    There have been some great nicknames in football past. Dante "Gluefingers" Lavelli just left us. The Mad Stork, The Assassin, the Nigerian Nightmare, Night Train Lane. etc.

    Does anyone know of any Browns with a nickname? We had K2, but let him go. That is the only one I can recall.

    Better yet, propose a good name for some of these players. I mean, who really wants to call him Mohammed Massaquoi.

    We could always do the "play on name" nickname, and go with "Massacre Massaquoi" or something, but that has been overdone somewhat. Come up with something for these guys.

    @the-gipper said:

    Perhaps the reason the Browns don't win enough is that they don't have enough players with good nicknames.

    Is there anyone on the Browns currently with any kind of nickname?

    There have been some great nicknames in football past. Dante "Gluefingers" Lavelli just left us. The Mad Stork, The Assassin, the Nigerian Nightmare, Night Train Lane. etc.

    Does anyone know of any Browns with a nickname? We had K2, but let him go. That is the only one I can recall.

    Better yet, propose a good name for some of these players. I mean, who really wants to call him Mohammed Massaquoi.

    We could always do the "play on name" nickname, and go with "Massacre Massaquoi" or something, but that has been overdone somewhat. Come up with something for these guys.

    MoMass has stuck since we drafted him.

    Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck. -Don Shula
    The GipperT 1 Reply

  • Brady "Big Dick" Quinn

    The GipperT 1 Reply
  • Legacy FanL Legacy Fan

    @the-gipper said:

    Perhaps the reason the Browns don't win enough is that they don't have enough players with good nicknames.

    Is there anyone on the Browns currently with any kind of nickname?

    There have been some great nicknames in football past. Dante "Gluefingers" Lavelli just left us. The Mad Stork, The Assassin, the Nigerian Nightmare, Night Train Lane. etc.

    Does anyone know of any Browns with a nickname? We had K2, but let him go. That is the only one I can recall.

    Better yet, propose a good name for some of these players. I mean, who really wants to call him Mohammed Massaquoi.

    We could always do the "play on name" nickname, and go with "Massacre Massaquoi" or something, but that has been overdone somewhat. Come up with something for these guys.

    MoMass has stuck since we drafted him.

    @legacy-fan said:

    MoMass has stuck since we drafted him.

    That though is a lazy, bad name, like A-Rod.

    I did think of one: Floyd "Pork Chop" Womack. Something like that is good.

    Legacy FanL 1 Reply
  • DTBHD DTBH

    Brady "Big Dick" Quinn

    @dtbh said:

    Brady "Big Dick" Quinn

    Are you so intimately familiar with him to know that that name fits? Perhaps to you he should be "Goldmember"

  • Based on last year, Braylon Edwards almost got to pick up on Boxer Roberto Duran's nickname: Hands of Stone.

    Hopefully that name will not apply to him this year.

  • kinda like Gerald "The Ice Cube" McNeil or "MDP"?

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  • The GipperT The Gipper

    @legacy-fan said:

    MoMass has stuck since we drafted him.

    That though is a lazy, bad name, like A-Rod.

    I did think of one: Floyd "Pork Chop" Womack. Something like that is good.

    @the-gipper said:

    That though is a lazy, bad name, like A-Rod.

    I did think of one: Floyd "Pork Chop" Womack. Something like that is good.

    Isn't the motive behind a nickname laziness? Quick, easy and memorable. This is the modern NFL, not the Navy (no offense to the Navy, or its members, just meant the Hollywood idea of the WWII era Navy).

    Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck. -Don Shula
    The GipperT 1 Reply

  • Braylon 'Butterfingers' Edwards.

    Josh 'The Predator' Cribbs.

  • James "Thunder" Davis

    But, it doesn't seem to be sticking here in Cleveland.

    The GipperT 1 Reply

  • jamal "where's my walker" lewis

    once a fan, always a fan. married to a steeler fan. aaaaaaaaah! --andy
    Erie DawgE 1 Reply

  • I'm thinking, depending on who wins the spot, the Qb could either be called "porn star" or "Jar Jar"

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  • ClevelandFanForLifeC ClevelandFanForLife

    jamal "where's my walker" lewis

    @clevelandfanforlife said:

    jamal "where's my walker" lewis

    Really I thought he was running pretty hard the other night, especially on the screens.

    I like our odds with him out in the flat catching passes, he may not break one for 80 yards but

    he'll punish the guys enough that someone else will.

    Romeo "Fat Ass" Crennel.

    Romeo Crennel

  • DrunkandstoopidD Drunkandstoopid

    I'm thinking, depending on who wins the spot, the Qb could either be called "porn star" or "Jar Jar"

    @drunkandstoopid said:

    I'm thinking, depending on who wins the spot, the Qb could either be called "porn star" or "Jar Jar"

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  • Alex Mack-Mack Daddy

    Robiskie-Robocop

    Mike Furrey- FurrBall

    Robert Royal- The Royal Treatment

    David "Vicodin" Veikune (that's only if he brings the pain to the runningbacks of opposing teams)

    Thats all i got for now

  • Shaun "Poops Fire-Hydrants" Rogers

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    Shaun "Poops Fire-Hydrants" Rogers

    88fingerslewy said:

    Shaun "Poops Fire-Hydrants" Rogers

    How bout Shaun "Stay Puft" Rogers. although he might want to kill me for comparing him to a five-hundred foot tall white marshmallow

  • Seriously, If the Lions have another winless season, they should change thier logo to the stay puft marshmallow man

  • ThaakT Thaak

    kinda like Gerald "The Ice Cube" McNeil or "MDP"?

    @thaak said:

    kinda like Gerald "The Ice Cube" McNeil or "MDP"?

    Remember the Michael Dean Perry burger. Basically a Whopper with no Mayo and 2 seperate containers to keep the Hot Side Hot and the Cold Side Cold.

    Luck is Tim Couch. Big, Dumb Goofy, slow thinking QB - Ghoolie, 2-28-12

  • Robert "Battle" Royal

    Kamerion "I don't play tennis at" Wimbley

    Hank Fraley "And the Comets"

    Luck is Tim Couch. Big, Dumb Goofy, slow thinking QB - Ghoolie, 2-28-12
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