Nicknames
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Perhaps the reason the Browns don't win enough is that they don't have enough players with good nicknames.
Is there anyone on the Browns currently with any kind of nickname?
There have been some great nicknames in football past. Dante "Gluefingers" Lavelli just left us. The Mad Stork, The Assassin, the Nigerian Nightmare, Night Train Lane. etc.
Does anyone know of any Browns with a nickname? We had K2, but let him go. That is the only one I can recall.
Better yet, propose a good name for some of these players. I mean, who really wants to call him Mohammed Massaquoi.
We could always do the "play on name" nickname, and go with "Massacre Massaquoi" or something, but that has been overdone somewhat. Come up with something for these guys.
MoMass has stuck since we drafted him.
MoMass has stuck since we drafted him.
That though is a lazy, bad name, like A-Rod.
I did think of one: Floyd "Pork Chop" Womack. Something like that is good.
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Based on last year, Braylon Edwards almost got to pick up on Boxer Roberto Duran's nickname: Hands of Stone.
Hopefully that name will not apply to him this year.
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MoMass has stuck since we drafted him.
That though is a lazy, bad name, like A-Rod.
I did think of one: Floyd "Pork Chop" Womack. Something like that is good.
That though is a lazy, bad name, like A-Rod.
I did think of one: Floyd "Pork Chop" Womack. Something like that is good.
Isn't the motive behind a nickname laziness? Quick, easy and memorable. This is the modern NFL, not the Navy (no offense to the Navy, or its members, just meant the Hollywood idea of the WWII era Navy).
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck. -Don Shula -
Braylon 'Butterfingers' Edwards.
Josh 'The Predator' Cribbs.
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James "Thunder" Davis
But, it doesn't seem to be sticking here in Cleveland.
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jamal "where's my walker" lewis
once a fan, always a fan. married to a steeler fan. aaaaaaaaah! --andy -
I'm thinking, depending on who wins the spot, the Qb could either be called "porn star" or "Jar Jar"
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jamal "where's my walker" lewis
jamal "where's my walker" lewis
Really I thought he was running pretty hard the other night, especially on the screens.
I like our odds with him out in the flat catching passes, he may not break one for 80 yards but
he'll punish the guys enough that someone else will.
Romeo "Fat Ass" Crennel.
Romeo Crennel
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I'm thinking, depending on who wins the spot, the Qb could either be called "porn star" or "Jar Jar"
I'm thinking, depending on who wins the spot, the Qb could either be called "porn star" or "Jar Jar"
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Alex Mack-Mack Daddy
Robiskie-Robocop
Mike Furrey- FurrBall
Robert Royal- The Royal Treatment
David "Vicodin" Veikune (that's only if he brings the pain to the runningbacks of opposing teams)
Thats all i got for now
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Shaun "Poops Fire-Hydrants" Rogers
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88fingerslewy said:
Shaun "Poops Fire-Hydrants" RogersHow bout Shaun "Stay Puft" Rogers. although he might want to kill me for comparing him to a five-hundred foot tall white marshmallow
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Seriously, If the Lions have another winless season, they should change thier logo to the stay puft marshmallow man
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Robert "Battle" Royal
Kamerion "I don't play tennis at" Wimbley
Hank Fraley "And the Comets"
Luck is Tim Couch. Big, Dumb Goofy, slow thinking QB - Ghoolie, 2-28-12 -
Jamal "Ballet Shoes" Lewis
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