Cheetos shits himself during the Detroit speech

MLD Woody

I think that just makes him more relatable to the MAGA posters on here

Canton Dawg

@mld-woody said:

I think that just makes him more relatable to the MAGA posters on here

You Biden Nut Swingers used to think that was normal.

hoorta

@canton-dawg said:

You Biden Nut Swingers used to think that was normal.

LOL, I've never swung on Biden's nuts- certainly not to the extent Cult 45 does on Diaper "Depends" Don. Now I'll try to be nice to elderly Don-Old... It's entirely possible his quack doc is covering for him. (however, there's a new report going back from decades ago) that Von Shitzenpantz was asked to leave a high end New York restaurant because the poop smell was offending tables in the vicinity... And Poopy did indeed have to leave. Renegade GOPer Adam Kinzinger said the same months ago.

Oh, there's several possible medical reasons... Celiac disease (reason his diet consists of Big Macs) irritable bowl syndrome, or Crohn's disease. Poor guy, I do have a little sympathy. Having to walk around for an hour or more with a load of shit in your diaper. Most unpleasant.

Just remember Canton, when you cast your vote for this guy, he's not only mentally incompetent, he's also physically incontinent. I need a deep dive to find out who cleans him up after another "accident". ?

Canton Dawg

@hoorta said:

LOL, I've never swung on Biden's nuts- certainly not to the extent Cult 45 does on Diaper "Depends" Don. Now I'll try to be nice to elderly Don-Old... It's entirely possible his quack doc is covering for him. (however, there's a new report going back from decades ago) that Von Shitzenpantz was asked to leave a high end New York restaurant because the poop smell was offending tables in the vicinity... And Poopy did indeed have to leave. Renegade GOPer Adam Kinzinger said the same months ago.

Oh, there's several possible medical reasons... Celiac disease (reason his diet consists of Big Macs) irritable bowl syndrome, or Crohn's disease. Poor guy, I do have a little sympathy. Having to walk around for an hour or more with a load of shit in your diaper. Most unpleasant.

Just remember Canton, when you cast your vote for this guy, he's not only mentally incompetent, he's also physically incontinent. I need a deep dive to find out who cleans him up after another "accident".  ?

I remember a couple of years ago when Dementia Joe went to the Vatican and visited the ~~Poop~~ Pope.

hoorta

@canton-dawg said:

I remember a couple of years ago when Dementia Joe went to the Vatican and visited the ~~Poop~~ Pope.

Here's the difference. Old Man Joe isn't running for president anymore, Vonshitzenpatz is... Nice try at deflection though.

BTW, I well remember Joe Paterno running off the field during a game with a load in his pants- emergency locker rooms change. that's about as relevant as Don Poopie currently trying to hide he's got bowel issues.

syd

DieHardBrownsFan1

@hoorta said:

Here's the difference. Old Man Joe isn't running for president anymore, Vonshitzenpatz is... Nice try at deflection though.

BTW, I well remember Joe Paterno running off the field during a game with a load in his pants- emergency locker rooms change. that's about as relevant as Don Poopie currently trying to hide he's got bowel issues.

Keep drinking Kamaltoes piss wine.

DieHardBrownsFan1

@hoorta said:

Now I'll try to be nice to elderly Don-Old.

Pot meet kettle.

Canton Dawg

@hoorta said:

Here's the difference. Old Man Joe isn't running for president anymore, Vonshitzenpatz is... Nice try at deflection though.

BTW, I well remember Joe Paterno running off the field during a game with a load in his pants- emergency locker rooms change. that's about as relevant as Don Poopie currently trying to hide he's got bowel issues.

Deflection? ???

You have got to be fucking kidding me?

Dementia Joe is the SITTING PRESIDENT, try to deflect that.

hoorta

@canton-dawg said:

Deflection? ???

You have got to be fucking kidding me?

Dementia Joe is the SITTING PRESIDENT, try to deflect that.

I know you're going to defend your mental incompetent poopy pants running for president forever. Joe isn't running for president anymore BTW... Some have suggested Poopie doing his fake barbell push and doing uh, uh is trying to disguise when he's downloading.

So Joe shitting his pants once is equivalent to Trump doing it on a regular basis? ... Deflection not necessary. You're the one who brought up Biden in the first place- That's deflection, LOL!!! should I define it for you?

calfoxwc

@hoorta said:

asdl;jdsfjkasdfjfd *fart*

woodpecker's nanny - just what we need, another birdbrain who is a belligerent wine sot.

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Canton Dawg

@hoorta said:

I know you're going to defend your mental incompetent poopy pants running for president forever. Joe isn't running for president anymore BTW... Some have suggested Poopie doing his fake barbell push and doing uh, uh is trying to disguise when he's downloading.

So Joe shitting his pants once is equivalent to Trump doing it on a regular basis? ... Deflection not necessary. You're the one who brought up Biden in the first place- That's deflection, LOL!!! should I define it for you?

In Larry speak “deflection” = don’t question my hypocrisy.

NO…I mentioned that is hypocritical of the Biden Nut Swingers to bring up shitting themselves, and they should be used to it.

So, by your logic it’s entirely acceptable for a PRESIDENT to be “slidin’ a Biden” but it’s funny when a Presidential candidate does it.

Face facts Larry, you’re just another card carrying Libtard that doesn’t see the hypocrisy in that.

cccjwh

The old man is just run down. He is oldest nominee is US history. ByDon used to be smart, Cheetos has never been smart.

Adam Kinzinger's Way-Too-Specific Description Of Trump Body Odor Might Make You Gag (yahoo.com)

“What did it smell like specifically?” Kimmel asked.

“So, if you take, like, armpits, ketchup, makeup and a little butt, it’s probably like that, all mixed up,” he said.

“That’s the Trump formula?” Kimmel said.

“A little bit of a pungent odor, I would say,” he said. “You definitely wouldn’t want to bottle it up and wear Trump cologne.”

FY56

@mld-woody said:

I think that just makes him more relatable to the MAGA posters on here

But it's the Liberals that are commonly known as being "dumb shits".

FY56

@hoorta said:

Here's the difference. Old Man Joe isn't running for president anymore, Vonshitzenpatz is... Nice try at deflection though.

BTW, I well remember Joe Paterno running off the field during a game with a load in his pants- emergency locker rooms change. that's about as relevant as Don Poopie currently trying to hide he's got bowel issues.

Kameltoe is currently leading in the polls.

You're surely gonna shit your pants if Trump wins. And you'll try to hide it too.

FY56

@cccjwh said:

https://x.com/TBGTOMCOM/status/1844765118225158419

https://x.com/annajs4u/status/1844919334713557053

So, it isn't just his soft mind.

There's going to be plenty of pants shitting by imbeciles like you and Hoorta if Trump wins.

When Trump beat Hillary you wore pussy hats in protest. This time it will be Depends.

Vambo

@hoorta said:

I know you're going to defend your mental incompetent poopy pants running for president forever. Joe isn't running for president anymore BTW... Some have suggested Poopie doing his fake barbell push and doing uh, uh is trying to disguise when he's downloading.

So Joe shitting his pants once is equivalent to Trump doing it on a regular basis? ... Deflection not necessary. You're the one who brought up Biden in the first place- That's deflection, LOL!!! should I define it for you?