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  • hoortaH hoorta

    @canton-dawg said:

    You Biden Nut Swingers used to think that was normal.

    LOL, I've never swung on Biden's nuts- certainly not to the extent Cult 45 does on Diaper "Depends" Don.  Now I'll try to be nice to elderly Don-Old...  It's entirely possible his quack doc is covering for him.  (however, there's a new report  going back from decades ago) that Von Shitzenpantz was asked to leave a high end New York restaurant because the poop smell was offending tables in the vicinity... And Poopy did indeed have to leave. Renegade GOPer Adam Kinzinger said the same months ago.  

    Oh, there's several possible medical reasons... Celiac disease (reason his diet consists of Big Macs) irritable bowl syndrome, or Crohn's disease.  Poor guy, I do have a little sympathy. Having to walk around for an hour or more with a load of shit in your diaper.  Most unpleasant.  

    Just remember Canton, when you cast your vote for this guy, he's not only mentally incompetent, he's also physically incontinent. I need a deep dive to find out who cleans him up after another "accident".  ? 😁 

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    @hoorta said:

    Now I'll try to be nice to elderly Don-Old.

    Pot meet kettle.😁

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      @canton-dawg said:

      I remember a couple of years ago when Dementia Joe went to the Vatican and visited the Poop Pope.

      Here's the difference. Old Man Joe isn't running for president anymore, Vonshitzenpatz is...  Nice try at deflection though.  

      BTW, I well remember Joe Paterno running off the field during a game with a load in his pants- emergency locker rooms change. that's about as relevant as Don Poopie currently trying to hide he's got bowel issues. 

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      @hoorta said:

      Here's the difference. Old Man Joe isn't running for president anymore, Vonshitzenpatz is...  Nice try at deflection though.  

      BTW, I well remember Joe Paterno running off the field during a game with a load in his pants- emergency locker rooms change. that's about as relevant as Don Poopie currently trying to hide he's got bowel issues. 

      Deflection? ???

      You have got to be fucking kidding me?

      Dementia Joe is the SITTING PRESIDENT, try to deflect that.

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        @hoorta said:

        Here's the difference. Old Man Joe isn't running for president anymore, Vonshitzenpatz is...  Nice try at deflection though.  

        BTW, I well remember Joe Paterno running off the field during a game with a load in his pants- emergency locker rooms change. that's about as relevant as Don Poopie currently trying to hide he's got bowel issues. 

        Deflection? ???

        You have got to be fucking kidding me?

        Dementia Joe is the SITTING PRESIDENT, try to deflect that.

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        @canton-dawg said:

        Deflection? ???

        You have got to be fucking kidding me?

        Dementia Joe is the SITTING PRESIDENT, try to deflect that.

        I know you're going to defend your mental incompetent poopy pants running for president forever.  Joe isn't running for president anymore BTW...  Some have suggested Poopie doing his fake barbell push and doing uh, uh is trying to disguise when he's downloading.  😁   😁   😁  

        So Joe shitting his pants once is equivalent to Trump doing it on a regular basis? ...  😁 Deflection not necessary. You're the one who brought up Biden in the first place- That's deflection, LOL!!!  should I define it for you?  

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          @canton-dawg said:

          Deflection? ???

          You have got to be fucking kidding me?

          Dementia Joe is the SITTING PRESIDENT, try to deflect that.

          I know you're going to defend your mental incompetent poopy pants running for president forever.  Joe isn't running for president anymore BTW...  Some have suggested Poopie doing his fake barbell push and doing uh, uh is trying to disguise when he's downloading.  😁   😁   😁  

          So Joe shitting his pants once is equivalent to Trump doing it on a regular basis? ...  😁 Deflection not necessary. You're the one who brought up Biden in the first place- That's deflection, LOL!!!  should I define it for you?  

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          @hoorta said:

          asdl;jdsfjkasdfjfd *fart*

          woodpecker's nanny - just what we need, another birdbrain who is a belligerent wine sot.

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            @canton-dawg said:

            Deflection? ???

            You have got to be fucking kidding me?

            Dementia Joe is the SITTING PRESIDENT, try to deflect that.

            I know you're going to defend your mental incompetent poopy pants running for president forever.  Joe isn't running for president anymore BTW...  Some have suggested Poopie doing his fake barbell push and doing uh, uh is trying to disguise when he's downloading.  😁   😁   😁  

            So Joe shitting his pants once is equivalent to Trump doing it on a regular basis? ...  😁 Deflection not necessary. You're the one who brought up Biden in the first place- That's deflection, LOL!!!  should I define it for you?  

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            Canton DawgC Canton Dawg wrote on last edited by Canton Dawg
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            @hoorta said:

            I know you're going to defend your mental incompetent poopy pants running for president forever.  Joe isn't running for president anymore BTW...  Some have suggested Poopie doing his fake barbell push and doing uh, uh is trying to disguise when he's downloading.  😁   😁   😁  

            So Joe shitting his pants once is equivalent to Trump doing it on a regular basis? ...  😁 Deflection not necessary. You're the one who brought up Biden in the first place- That's deflection, LOL!!!  should I define it for you?  

            In Larry speak “deflection” = don’t question my hypocrisy.

            NO…I mentioned that is hypocritical of the Biden Nut Swingers to bring up shitting themselves, and they should be used to it.

            So, by your logic it’s entirely acceptable for a PRESIDENT to be “slidin’ a Biden” but it’s funny when a Presidential candidate does it.

            Face facts Larry, you’re just another card carrying Libtard that doesn’t see the hypocrisy in that.

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              The old man is just run down. He is oldest nominee is US history. ByDon used to be smart, Cheetos has never been smart.

              Adam Kinzinger's Way-Too-Specific Description Of Trump Body Odor Might Make You Gag (yahoo.com)

              “What did it smell like specifically?” Kimmel asked.

              “So, if you take, like, armpits, ketchup, makeup and a little butt, it’s probably like that, all mixed up,” he said.

              “That’s the Trump formula?” Kimmel said.

              “A little bit of a pungent odor, I would say,” he said. “You definitely wouldn’t want to bottle it up and wear Trump cologne.”

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              • MLD WoodyM MLD Woody

                I think that just makes him more relatable to the MAGA posters on here

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                @mld-woody said:

                I think that just makes him more relatable to the MAGA posters on here

                But it's the Liberals that are commonly known as being "dumb shits".

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                  @canton-dawg said:

                  I remember a couple of years ago when Dementia Joe went to the Vatican and visited the Poop Pope.

                  Here's the difference. Old Man Joe isn't running for president anymore, Vonshitzenpatz is...  Nice try at deflection though.  

                  BTW, I well remember Joe Paterno running off the field during a game with a load in his pants- emergency locker rooms change. that's about as relevant as Don Poopie currently trying to hide he's got bowel issues. 

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                  @hoorta said:

                  Here's the difference. Old Man Joe isn't running for president anymore, Vonshitzenpatz is...  Nice try at deflection though.  

                  BTW, I well remember Joe Paterno running off the field during a game with a load in his pants- emergency locker rooms change. that's about as relevant as Don Poopie currently trying to hide he's got bowel issues. 

                  Kameltoe is currently leading in the polls.

                  You're surely gonna shit your pants if Trump wins. And you'll try to hide it too.

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                    https://x.com/TBGTOMCOM/status/1844765118225158419

                    https://x.com/annajs4u/status/1844919334713557053

                    So, it isn't just his soft mind. 

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                    @cccjwh said:

                    https://x.com/TBGTOMCOM/status/1844765118225158419

                    https://x.com/annajs4u/status/1844919334713557053

                    So, it isn't just his soft mind. 

                    There's going to be plenty of pants shitting by imbeciles like you and Hoorta if Trump wins.

                    When Trump beat Hillary you wore pussy hats in protest. This time it will be Depends.

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                    • hoortaH hoorta

                      @canton-dawg said:

                      Deflection? ???

                      You have got to be fucking kidding me?

                      Dementia Joe is the SITTING PRESIDENT, try to deflect that.

                      I know you're going to defend your mental incompetent poopy pants running for president forever.  Joe isn't running for president anymore BTW...  Some have suggested Poopie doing his fake barbell push and doing uh, uh is trying to disguise when he's downloading.  😁   😁   😁  

                      So Joe shitting his pants once is equivalent to Trump doing it on a regular basis? ...  😁 Deflection not necessary. You're the one who brought up Biden in the first place- That's deflection, LOL!!!  should I define it for you?  

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                      @hoorta said:

                      I know you're going to defend your mental incompetent poopy pants running for president forever.  Joe isn't running for president anymore BTW...  Some have suggested Poopie doing his fake barbell push and doing uh, uh is trying to disguise when he's downloading.  😁   😁   😁  

                      So Joe shitting his pants once is equivalent to Trump doing it on a regular basis? ...  😁 Deflection not necessary. You're the one who brought up Biden in the first place- That's deflection, LOL!!!  should I define it for you?  

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                        cccjwhC cccjwh wrote on last edited by cccjwh
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                        It seems Cheetos has been shitting himself for a while now. Can't wait for the official Trump adult diapers are up for sale. ?

                        User Clip: Did Trump Poop | C-SPAN.org

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                          @hoorta said:

                          I know you're going to defend your mental incompetent poopy pants running for president forever.  Joe isn't running for president anymore BTW...  Some have suggested Poopie doing his fake barbell push and doing uh, uh is trying to disguise when he's downloading.  😁   😁   😁  

                          So Joe shitting his pants once is equivalent to Trump doing it on a regular basis? ...  😁 Deflection not necessary. You're the one who brought up Biden in the first place- That's deflection, LOL!!!  should I define it for you?  

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                          @vambo said:

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                          LOL

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                            cccjwhC cccjwh wrote on last edited by
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                            https://x.com/Acyn/status/1845633441544765860

                            Bahahbabahahbaha. Stupid mf can't even read a teleprompter. 

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                              cccjwhC cccjwh wrote on last edited by cccjwh
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                              At Cheeto's townhall he took a couple of questions and then just stood of stage for 30 minutes listening to music. Bahahaha, NJC he is just slow and stupid now. 

                              https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1846041483545100558

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                                At Cheeto's townhall he took a couple of questions and then just stood of stage for 30 minutes listening to music. Bahahaha, NJC he is just slow and stupid now. 

                                https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1846041483545100558

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                                hoortaH hoorta wrote on last edited by hoorta
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                                @cccjwh said:

                                At Cheeto's townhall he took a couple of questions and then just stood of stage for 30 minutes listening to music. Bahahaha, NJC he is just slow and stupid now. 

                                https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1846041483545100558

                                Questions? Who needs those questions that they told me that they were going to ask? I'd rather strut, listen to music and have MAGAs adore your show. From the video, yep- you're the Clown Don-Old.  PS for someone who ostensibly graduated from Wharton Business School, you have absolutely no fucking clue what your tariffs will do to the US and world economies. (you just like the word) Your last tariffs  cost taxpayers $30 billion to bail out our farmers who were going bankrupt (due to retaliatory tariffs) thanks to your brilliant idea. 

                                https://d21rhj7n383afu.cloudfront.net/washpost-production/The_Washington_Post/20241015/670dbe17dbbf843f517c5c99/670e14acd9dfd01cdcfb8a0d/file_1280x720-2000-v3_1.mp4

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                                  @cccjwh said:

                                  At Cheeto's townhall he took a couple of questions and then just stood of stage for 30 minutes listening to music. Bahahaha, NJC he is just slow and stupid now. 

                                  https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1846041483545100558

                                  Questions? Who needs those questions that they told me that they were going to ask? I'd rather strut, listen to music and have MAGAs adore your show. From the video, yep- you're the Clown Don-Old.  PS for someone who ostensibly graduated from Wharton Business School, you have absolutely no fucking clue what your tariffs will do to the US and world economies. (you just like the word) Your last tariffs  cost taxpayers $30 billion to bail out our farmers who were going bankrupt (due to retaliatory tariffs) thanks to your brilliant idea. 

                                  https://d21rhj7n383afu.cloudfront.net/washpost-production/The_Washington_Post/20241015/670dbe17dbbf843f517c5c99/670e14acd9dfd01cdcfb8a0d/file_1280x720-2000-v3_1.mp4

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                                  @hoorta said:

                                  Questions? Who needs those questions that they told me that they were going to ask? I'd rather strut, listen to music and have MAGAs adore your show. From the video, yep- you're the Clown Don-Old.  PS for someone who ostensibly graduated from Wharton Business School, you have absolutely no fucking clue what your tariffs will do to the US and world economies. (you just like the word) Your last tariffs  cost taxpayers $30 billion to bail out our farmers who were going bankrupt (due to retaliatory tariffs) thanks to your brilliant idea. 

                                  https://d21rhj7n383afu.cloudfront.net/washpost-production/The_Washington_Post/20241015/670dbe17dbbf843f517c5c99/670e14acd9dfd01cdcfb8a0d/file_1280x720-2000-v3_1.mp4

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                                    in sniveling cowardly fashion, whoreta hates tariffs.

                                    however.....tariffs are fine if obaMao does them. that is how dishonest cowards roll.

                                    https://ustr.gov/about-us/policy-offices/press-office/fact-sheets/2015/january/fact-sheet-obama-administration’s

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                                    • And in 2011, the United States successfully defended, for the first time ever in the WTO, a trade safeguard to stop disruption of our domestic market, which upheld President Obama's decision to impose tariffs on Chinese tires."
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                                      yeah, and "it's fine" to do tariffs if obamao commie doe them, and when biden keeps Pres Trump's tariffs.

                                      Whoreta can stick it in his yellow streak -

                                      tariffs are bad when the cowardly nanny has TDS

                                      • https://money.cnn.com › 2009 › 10 › 07 › news › economy › obama_china_tires_tariff.fortune › index.htm

                                        Why Obama imposed tire tariffs on China - Oct. 8, 2009 - CNN Business

                                        Oct 7, 2009The tire case fell under a provision, called Section 421, that gives the President broad discretion on whether to impose quotas or tariffs when imports disrupt the U.S. market. Faced with similar ...
                                      • www.cnn.com.icohttps://www.cnn.com › 2022 › 01 › 26 › politics › china-tariffs-biden-policy › index.html

                                        Why Biden is keeping Trump's China tariffs in place

                                        Jan 26, 2022President Joe Biden has left tariffs in place on $350 billion of Chinese goods that were imposed by his predecessor. He suggested recently that the reason is China's failure so far to meet its
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                                        IbleedbrownI Ibleedbrown wrote on last edited by
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                                        I like how this thread took a hard turn from people shitting themselves, to tariffs. 

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                                          @hoorta said:

                                          Here's the difference. Old Man Joe isn't running for president anymore, Vonshitzenpatz is...  Nice try at deflection though.  

                                          BTW, I well remember Joe Paterno running off the field during a game with a load in his pants- emergency locker rooms change. that's about as relevant as Don Poopie currently trying to hide he's got bowel issues. 

                                          Kameltoe is currently leading in the polls.

                                          You're surely gonna shit your pants if Trump wins. And you'll try to hide it too.

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                                          @fy56 said:

                                          Kameltoe is currently leading in the polls.

                                          You're surely gonna shit your pants if Trump wins. And you'll try to hide it too.

                                          Nope, just move to Canada, while Trump destroys what's left of democracy here.  Dictator day one. Know of any dictators that stopped at day ONE FY?  BTW, should Kamala win, you had better put Cal on suicide watch.  ?

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