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Calfox's Ultra-Convoluted and very stupid 2025 mock draft

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  • So... despite everyone thinking that the Browns will draft Hunter:

    FIRST ROUND:

        The Browns trade down, maybe with the Jags, at six. Hunter wants to play both ways, and will not be happy in Cleveland with an unimaginative head coach with a wimpy lack of creative nads. And, what a player he is, to use as trade bait !

        And, they won't draft Carter, who has a stress fracture in his foot - won't need surgery? doesn't matter, because his agent is the notorious Drew Rosenhouse the vicious.
       So, they draft Tyler Warren, TE, making me a happy fan.


        Or, because they don't want to do what I would do....., they will draft:
         
          SHEMAR STEWART ! Texas A&M, Edge rusher. 6'5", 267 lbs. runs a 4.56 forty. He's raw, but could end up being all pro in a few years, he's that talented. The #2 edge rusher. No other team will be able to just double up on Garrett anymore.

    ROUND TWO
       They can't wait til later - they want this guy. An every down butt-kicking RB they need so desperately.

    Kaleb Johnson, RB, IOWA (6-0, 225 pounds, 4.57 forty) (edited, lol)

    ROUND THREE

    With two picks originally, after they trade down, they gain a third round three pick, and a first round pick next year, which they will use to move up and get their qb next year. Their first pick is in the third round, is #3.

    The pick is:

    Donovan Jackson OT/OG, Ohio State, 6'4", 320, 5.2 forty.

    With their second third round pick:

    Will Howard, qb ! OHIO STATE.

    And, since they traded down:

    With their last pick in the third round they pick:

    Tyleik Williams DT Ohio State, 6'3", 327 lbs, 4.68 forty.
    *******************
    lol !
    Three picks from OHIO STATE ! Who knew the Browns NFL draft would be so much FUN !!! LOL

    ROUND FOUR

    Jeffrey Bassa Oregon LB 235lbs 6-2     4.62

    Very smart, instintive player - special teams ace, developmental starter.

    this draft is impossible. I give up on the rest of the picks. I have dandelion jelly to make today, other stuff to do....

    There will be many surprises in this draft - and who knows.

  • 1st and 2nd round picks at those spots are major reaches.

    Donovan Jackson will not be there at 67.

    And Tyliek is a top 50 guy.

    Will Howard at the end of Round 3 is reasonable. 

  • 1st and 2nd round picks at those spots are major reaches.

    Donovan Jackson will not be there at 67.

    And Tyliek is a top 50 guy.

    Will Howard at the end of Round 3 is reasonable. 

    @sdbacker80 said:

    1st and 2nd round picks at those spots are major reaches.

    Donovan Jackson will not be there at 67.

    And Tyliek is a top 50 guy.

    Will Howard at the end of Round 3 is reasonable. 

    Yeah, after arguing with myself several times, the draft was just too crazy to figure out. I was pretty set on the trade down, that was great that I nailed it. I read where some wondered if Graham would go that high, but a "need" was edge rusher, and I discounted them drafting Carter or Hunter - that extra pick in the first round next year is priceless.

    I didn't think DL would go so much that high. My bad. lol

     and I kept wondering if Tyliek or Jackson would be there at the Browns' 33 pick.

    If they pick my rb pick at 33 - I'm good. LOL

    and Will Howard - I think he's be a great pick in the third round.

  • @sdbacker80 said:

    1st and 2nd round picks at those spots are major reaches.

    Donovan Jackson will not be there at 67.

    And Tyliek is a top 50 guy.

    Will Howard at the end of Round 3 is reasonable. 

    Yeah, after arguing with myself several times, the draft was just too crazy to figure out. I was pretty set on the trade down, that was great that I nailed it. I read where some wondered if Graham would go that high, but a "need" was edge rusher, and I discounted them drafting Carter or Hunter - that extra pick in the first round next year is priceless.

    I didn't think DL would go so much that high. My bad. lol

     and I kept wondering if Tyliek or Jackson would be there at the Browns' 33 pick.

    If they pick my rb pick at 33 - I'm good. LOL

    and Will Howard - I think he's be a great pick in the third round.

    @calfoxwc said:

    If they pick my rb pick at 33 - I'm good. LOL

    I could live with either OSU RB right there. If they want QB Sanders he'll still be there at #36. But if we really want a target, Luther Burden Mizzou WR is excellent at 33 and then the RB at 36.

  • @calfoxwc said:

    If they pick my rb pick at 33 - I'm good. LOL

    I could live with either OSU RB right there. If they want QB Sanders he'll still be there at #36. But if we really want a target, Luther Burden Mizzou WR is excellent at 33 and then the RB at 36.

    @texasag1969 said:

    I could live with either OSU RB right there. If they want QB Sanders he'll still be there at #36. But if we really want a target, Luther Burden Mizzou WR is excellent at 33 and then the RB at 36.

    I love there Judkins pick ! I don't think Kaleb Johnson has been picked, he was rated #3, Judkins was rated #6. so much for their dumb ratings.

  • the only thing I got right so far, was the trade down with the Jags, so there's that.

  • the only thing I got right so far, was the trade down with the Jags, so there's that.

    @calfoxwc said:

    the only thing I got right so far, was the trade down with the Jags, so there's that.

    I might have picked taking either OSU RB right, but I never saw the LB pick coming at #33..........................so there's that.?

  • @calfoxwc said:

    the only thing I got right so far, was the trade down with the Jags, so there's that.

    I might have picked taking either OSU RB right, but I never saw the LB pick coming at #33..........................so there's that.?

    @texasag1969 said:

    I might have picked taking either OSU RB right, but I never saw the LB pick coming at #33..........................so there's that.?

    I actually had Junkins, Ohio State, with my 33 pick, but I had all sorts of picks in different scenarios and got frustrated. Eventually changed it to the guy who went way, way later, third round, maybe. I ended up leaving "Ohio State" next to his name. Bad, bad.

    This draft has been crazy to figure out, and more crazy in actuality.

  • @texasag1969 said:

    I might have picked taking either OSU RB right, but I never saw the LB pick coming at #33..........................so there's that.?

    I actually had Junkins, Ohio State, with my 33 pick, but I had all sorts of picks in different scenarios and got frustrated. Eventually changed it to the guy who went way, way later, third round, maybe. I ended up leaving "Ohio State" next to his name. Bad, bad.

    This draft has been crazy to figure out, and more crazy in actuality.

    @calfoxwc said:

    I actually had Junkins, Ohio State, with my 33 pick, but I had all sorts of picks in different scenarios and got frustrated. Eventually changed it to the guy who went way, way later, third round, maybe. I ended up leaving "Ohio State" next to his name. Bad, bad.

    Sure you did, Comrade Cal. ?