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Calfox's Ultra-Convoluted and very stupid 2025 mock draft

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  • C calfoxwc wrote on last edited by
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    So... despite everyone thinking that the Browns will draft Hunter:

    FIRST ROUND:

        The Browns trade down, maybe with the Jags, at six. Hunter wants to play both ways, and will not be happy in Cleveland with an unimaginative head coach with a wimpy lack of creative nads. And, what a player he is, to use as trade bait !

        And, they won't draft Carter, who has a stress fracture in his foot - won't need surgery? doesn't matter, because his agent is the notorious Drew Rosenhouse the vicious.
       So, they draft Tyler Warren, TE, making me a happy fan.


        Or, because they don't want to do what I would do....., they will draft:
         
          SHEMAR STEWART ! Texas A&M, Edge rusher. 6'5", 267 lbs. runs a 4.56 forty. He's raw, but could end up being all pro in a few years, he's that talented. The #2 edge rusher. No other team will be able to just double up on Garrett anymore.

    ROUND TWO
       They can't wait til later - they want this guy. An every down butt-kicking RB they need so desperately.

    Kaleb Johnson, RB, IOWA (6-0, 225 pounds, 4.57 forty) (edited, lol)

    ROUND THREE

    With two picks originally, after they trade down, they gain a third round three pick, and a first round pick next year, which they will use to move up and get their qb next year. Their first pick is in the third round, is #3.

    The pick is:

    Donovan Jackson OT/OG, Ohio State, 6'4", 320, 5.2 forty.

    With their second third round pick:

    Will Howard, qb ! OHIO STATE.

    And, since they traded down:

    With their last pick in the third round they pick:

    Tyleik Williams DT Ohio State, 6'3", 327 lbs, 4.68 forty.
    *******************
    lol !
    Three picks from OHIO STATE ! Who knew the Browns NFL draft would be so much FUN !!! LOL

    ROUND FOUR

    Jeffrey Bassa Oregon LB 235lbs 6-2     4.62

    Very smart, instintive player - special teams ace, developmental starter.

    this draft is impossible. I give up on the rest of the picks. I have dandelion jelly to make today, other stuff to do....

    There will be many surprises in this draft - and who knows.

  • S SdBacker80 wrote on last edited by
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    1st and 2nd round picks at those spots are major reaches.

    Donovan Jackson will not be there at 67.

    And Tyliek is a top 50 guy.

    Will Howard at the end of Round 3 is reasonable. 

  • 1st and 2nd round picks at those spots are major reaches.

    Donovan Jackson will not be there at 67.

    And Tyliek is a top 50 guy.

    Will Howard at the end of Round 3 is reasonable. 

    C calfoxwc wrote on last edited by
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    @sdbacker80 said:

    1st and 2nd round picks at those spots are major reaches.

    Donovan Jackson will not be there at 67.

    And Tyliek is a top 50 guy.

    Will Howard at the end of Round 3 is reasonable. 

    Yeah, after arguing with myself several times, the draft was just too crazy to figure out. I was pretty set on the trade down, that was great that I nailed it. I read where some wondered if Graham would go that high, but a "need" was edge rusher, and I discounted them drafting Carter or Hunter - that extra pick in the first round next year is priceless.

    I didn't think DL would go so much that high. My bad. lol

     and I kept wondering if Tyliek or Jackson would be there at the Browns' 33 pick.

    If they pick my rb pick at 33 - I'm good. LOL

    and Will Howard - I think he's be a great pick in the third round.

  • @sdbacker80 said:

    1st and 2nd round picks at those spots are major reaches.

    Donovan Jackson will not be there at 67.

    And Tyliek is a top 50 guy.

    Will Howard at the end of Round 3 is reasonable. 

    Yeah, after arguing with myself several times, the draft was just too crazy to figure out. I was pretty set on the trade down, that was great that I nailed it. I read where some wondered if Graham would go that high, but a "need" was edge rusher, and I discounted them drafting Carter or Hunter - that extra pick in the first round next year is priceless.

    I didn't think DL would go so much that high. My bad. lol

     and I kept wondering if Tyliek or Jackson would be there at the Browns' 33 pick.

    If they pick my rb pick at 33 - I'm good. LOL

    and Will Howard - I think he's be a great pick in the third round.

    T TexasAg1969 wrote on last edited by
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    @calfoxwc said:

    If they pick my rb pick at 33 - I'm good. LOL

    I could live with either OSU RB right there. If they want QB Sanders he'll still be there at #36. But if we really want a target, Luther Burden Mizzou WR is excellent at 33 and then the RB at 36.

  • @calfoxwc said:

    If they pick my rb pick at 33 - I'm good. LOL

    I could live with either OSU RB right there. If they want QB Sanders he'll still be there at #36. But if we really want a target, Luther Burden Mizzou WR is excellent at 33 and then the RB at 36.

    C calfoxwc wrote on last edited by
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    @texasag1969 said:

    I could live with either OSU RB right there. If they want QB Sanders he'll still be there at #36. But if we really want a target, Luther Burden Mizzou WR is excellent at 33 and then the RB at 36.

    I love there Judkins pick ! I don't think Kaleb Johnson has been picked, he was rated #3, Judkins was rated #6. so much for their dumb ratings.

  • C calfoxwc wrote on last edited by
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    the only thing I got right so far, was the trade down with the Jags, so there's that.

  • the only thing I got right so far, was the trade down with the Jags, so there's that.

    T TexasAg1969 wrote on last edited by
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    @calfoxwc said:

    the only thing I got right so far, was the trade down with the Jags, so there's that.

    I might have picked taking either OSU RB right, but I never saw the LB pick coming at #33..........................so there's that.?

  • @calfoxwc said:

    the only thing I got right so far, was the trade down with the Jags, so there's that.

    I might have picked taking either OSU RB right, but I never saw the LB pick coming at #33..........................so there's that.?

    C calfoxwc wrote on last edited by
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    @texasag1969 said:

    I might have picked taking either OSU RB right, but I never saw the LB pick coming at #33..........................so there's that.?

    I actually had Junkins, Ohio State, with my 33 pick, but I had all sorts of picks in different scenarios and got frustrated. Eventually changed it to the guy who went way, way later, third round, maybe. I ended up leaving "Ohio State" next to his name. Bad, bad.

    This draft has been crazy to figure out, and more crazy in actuality.

  • @texasag1969 said:

    I might have picked taking either OSU RB right, but I never saw the LB pick coming at #33..........................so there's that.?

    I actually had Junkins, Ohio State, with my 33 pick, but I had all sorts of picks in different scenarios and got frustrated. Eventually changed it to the guy who went way, way later, third round, maybe. I ended up leaving "Ohio State" next to his name. Bad, bad.

    This draft has been crazy to figure out, and more crazy in actuality.

    Dutch OvenD Dutch Oven wrote on last edited by
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    @calfoxwc said:

    I actually had Junkins, Ohio State, with my 33 pick, but I had all sorts of picks in different scenarios and got frustrated. Eventually changed it to the guy who went way, way later, third round, maybe. I ended up leaving "Ohio State" next to his name. Bad, bad.

    Sure you did, Comrade Cal. ?