Calfox's Last Chance Stupidest Mock Draft 2026
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Yo Andrew Berry.. Yo have the 3rd highest draft capital to move around this draft.. Yo Ass is the GM on the hot seat..
#6 Tate or Downs or ___________
Move up from #24 to pick 15 or 16 to Draft Fano or Freeling !
Have a night Andrew Berry !
if Downs is there, I just don't know how you don't draft him.
Freeling would be a great LT choice, but if Sadiq could be the pick, maybe freeling would be there at 20. (trading up ahead of the squeelers) lol
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"Head coach Todd Monken (helped recruit) Freeling at Georgia. He's a late bloomer, but several GMs told me they think he could be the best LT in the draft in a year or two. Browns have time,
Yo Andrew Berry.. Yo have the 3rd highest draft capital to move around this draft.. Yo Ass is the GM on the hot seat..
#6 Tate or Downs or ___________
Move up from #24 to pick 15 or 16 to Draft Fano or Freeling !
Have a night Andrew Berry !
Yo Andrew Berry.. Yo have the 3rd highest draft capital to move around this draft.. Yo Ass is the GM on the hot seat..
#6 Tate or Downs or ___________
Move up from #24 to pick 15 or 16 to Draft Fano or Freeling !
Have a night Andrew Berry !
Downs is tempting but let's get the WR position watchable here and select Tate at #6Tate.
Don't trade up to #15 for Fano or Freeling. Let it come to us and take Blake Miller or Caleb Tiernan or Caleb Lomu or Monroe Freeling or Jude Bowry or Markel Bell
I welcome the only Defensive Coordinator to earn a Superbowl Ring in New Orleans while understanding Revenge of the Nerds is a sequel. "Come get some!" -
hell yes im drinking
Emmanuel McNeil-Warren, Toledo (8.0)
i would draft this dude at 24 (dont think he will last till 39) and sonny styles at 6 and then watch the heads explode
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hell yes im drinking
Emmanuel McNeil-Warren, Toledo (8.0)
i would draft this dude at 24 (dont think he will last till 39) and sonny styles at 6 and then watch the heads explode
hell yes im drinking
Emmanuel McNeil-Warren, Toledo (8.0)
i would draft this dude at 24 (dont think he will last till 39) and sonny styles at 6 and then watch the heads explode
fuck yes i doubled quoted myself
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Yo Andrew Berry.. Yo have the 3rd highest draft capital to move around this draft.. Yo Ass is the GM on the hot seat..
#6 Tate or Downs or ___________
Move up from #24 to pick 15 or 16 to Draft Fano or Freeling !
Have a night Andrew Berry !
Downs is tempting but let's get the WR position watchable here and select Tate at #6Tate.
Don't trade up to #15 for Fano or Freeling. Let it come to us and take Blake Miller or Caleb Tiernan or Caleb Lomu or Monroe Freeling or Jude Bowry or Markel Bell
Downs is tempting but let's get the WR position watchable here and select Tate at #6Tate.
Don't trade up to #15 for Fano or Freeling. Let it come to us and take Blake Miller or Caleb Tiernan or Caleb Lomu or Monroe Freeling or Jude Bowry or Markel Bell
Yes ! Let's find a watchable WR ! agreed!
I'd still feel better lining up for Vega Loane/Freeling or Fano moving up from 24
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Downs is tempting but let's get the WR position watchable here and select Tate at #6Tate.
Don't trade up to #15 for Fano or Freeling. Let it come to us and take Blake Miller or Caleb Tiernan or Caleb Lomu or Monroe Freeling or Jude Bowry or Markel Bell
Yes ! Let's find a watchable WR ! agreed!
I'd still feel better lining up for Vega Loane/Freeling or Fano moving up from 24
Yes ! Let's find a watchable WR ! agreed!
I'd still feel better lining up for Vega Loane/Freeling or Fano moving up from 24
I hear ya Gumbs! As it turned out, the Browns moved back 3 spots from #6 and got the OL they wanted 1st.
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I hear ya Gumbs! As it turned out, the Browns moved back 3 spots from #6 and got the OL they wanted 1st.
I got hooked on Fano when that Bill Cowher jaw line started his presser at the Combine ?
In Blue collar Cleveland ? I Love the fit !
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I got hooked on Fano when that Bill Cowher jaw line started his presser at the Combine ?
In Blue collar Cleveland ? I Love the fit !
I found the emoticon but it looks like it was made after Cowher chewed the lips off it. ? Apparently he mistakenly showed a video of what happened to Greg Lloyd after his "PHYSICAL" command got trucked by Kevin Mack. Thank goodness for smelling salts when there's no roosters, alarm clocks or hotel wake up calls accessible on the gridiron. Greg Lloyd did wake back up - it just took him awhile to remember who and where he was...
I was happy for Fano; but it's going to be quite a jump for a rookie going from Utah's schedule to the AFC North so he's got a lot of work ahead on flaws that aren't forgiven at the next level. I was worried about that for Lomu too if he was selected. I'm getting the impression the Browns may have other ideas at LT; because in a room full of people I thought I heard someone on TV mentioning Fano could possibly play Guard or Center or Tackle (probably the RT comfort zone his college coach preferred him at). I have me a feeling they could be drafting their LT tonight. I'm no psychic but I'm thinking Miami's LT Markel Bell is a 6'9" giant that closed the 2nd half of last season REALLY strong giving up ZERO sacks all season on a team hot enough to land in the National Championship Game. I'm not ready to put my village idiot hat back on - but I dare say I think somebody is drafting him in round 2 tonight.. Don't be surprised if the same team that drafted 2 rookie QBs last year - is the same one that drafts Bell tonight as another OTackle. "Yo quiero Taco Bell."
It's getting kind of cold - is there a DRAFT in here???
I welcome the only Defensive Coordinator to earn a Superbowl Ring in New Orleans while understanding Revenge of the Nerds is a sequel. "Come get some!" -
Watch your dirty pirate whore mouth, sir.
Please don’t speak this into existence.
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I got hooked on Fano when that Bill Cowher jaw line started his presser at the Combine ?
In Blue collar Cleveland ? I Love the fit !
I found the emoticon but it looks like it was made after Cowher chewed the lips off it. ? Apparently he mistakenly showed a video of what happened to Greg Lloyd after his "PHYSICAL" command got trucked by Kevin Mack. Thank goodness for smelling salts when there's no roosters, alarm clocks or hotel wake up calls accessible on the gridiron. Greg Lloyd did wake back up - it just took him awhile to remember who and where he was...
I was happy for Fano; but it's going to be quite a jump for a rookie going from Utah's schedule to the AFC North so he's got a lot of work ahead on flaws that aren't forgiven at the next level. I was worried about that for Lomu too if he was selected. I'm getting the impression the Browns may have other ideas at LT; because in a room full of people I thought I heard someone on TV mentioning Fano could possibly play Guard or Center or Tackle (probably the RT comfort zone his college coach preferred him at). I have me a feeling they could be drafting their LT tonight. I'm no psychic but I'm thinking Miami's LT Markel Bell is a 6'9" giant that closed the 2nd half of last season REALLY strong giving up ZERO sacks all season on a team hot enough to land in the National Championship Game. I'm not ready to put my village idiot hat back on - but I dare say I think somebody is drafting him in round 2 tonight.. Don't be surprised if the same team that drafted 2 rookie QBs last year - is the same one that drafts Bell tonight as another OTackle. "Yo quiero Taco Bell."
It's getting kind of cold - is there a DRAFT in here???
I'm no psychic but I'm thinking Miami's LT Markel Bell is a 6'9" giant that closed the 2nd half of last season REALLY strong giving up ZERO sacks all season on a team hot enough to land in the National Championship Game.
(if i have to hear renegade 1 more F'ing time? ? )
we're sending in the goons (where's Abba, Fernado 
)
As I mentioned before.. Markell Bell vs Texas A&M in CFP (around Xmas), was ranked 310 on consensus board and I knew than, that was crazy thinking on their scale. I can't see Bell getting to day 3.. He should be gone tonight
Browns & Buffett: Got to go fishin, Down to rock bottom again, with just a few Friends -
I'm no psychic but I'm thinking Miami's LT Markel Bell is a 6'9" giant that closed the 2nd half of last season REALLY strong giving up ZERO sacks all season on a team hot enough to land in the National Championship Game.
(if i have to hear renegade 1 more F'ing time? ? )
we're sending in the goons (where's Abba, Fernado )
As I mentioned before.. Markell Bell vs Texas A&M in CFP (around Xmas), was ranked 310 on consensus board and I knew than, that was crazy thinking on their scale. I can't see Bell getting to day 3.. He should be gone tonight
(if i have to hear renegade 1 more F'ing time? ? )
we're sending in the goons (where's Abba, Fernado )
As I mentioned before.. Markell Bell vs Texas A&M in CFP (around Xmas), was ranked 310 on consensus board and I knew than, that was crazy thinking on their scale. I can't see Bell getting to day 3.. He should be gone tonight
interesting guy, Bell. Not much on run blocking, but pass blocking - he's terrific.
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I'm no psychic but I'm thinking Miami's LT Markel Bell is a 6'9" giant that closed the 2nd half of last season REALLY strong giving up ZERO sacks all season on a team hot enough to land in the National Championship Game.
(if i have to hear renegade 1 more F'ing time? ? )
we're sending in the goons (where's Abba, Fernado )
As I mentioned before.. Markell Bell vs Texas A&M in CFP (around Xmas), was ranked 310 on consensus board and I knew than, that was crazy thinking on their scale. I can't see Bell getting to day 3.. He should be gone tonight
(if i have to hear renegade 1 more F'ing time? ? )
we're sending in the goons (where's Abba, Fernado )
As I mentioned before.. Markell Bell vs Texas A&M in CFP (around Xmas), was ranked 310 on consensus board and I knew than, that was crazy thinking on their scale. I can't see Bell getting to day 3.. He should be gone tonight
Exactly!!!
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