Tale of the Tape - Browns @ Buccaneers
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I was wondering how we were dressed in white last week.
Don't most brides dress in white before a good fucking??
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Here’s the TV map for the game.
As expected, there’s little national interest in a couple 0-1 teams with not great expectations.
Most of Ohio gets the game. The exceptions are those of us in the southwest, our Buckeyes in the southeast, and my forsaken homies in Van Wert. Suck it Dayton and Marietta, and Van Wert.
The greater Tampa area gets the game of course.
Oddly enough, there’s a sizable chunk of Oklahoma tuning in to this game. Like, MOST of Oklahoma, except for the udders and the phallic part.
I assume that means Oklahoma still loves Baker. Can you guys think of any other motivating factor why Oklahoma would tune in to that game?
I was in Oklahoma. The musical, not the state.
I played the sheriff character, Cord Elam. Zero solos were involved, which was great because l suck at singing, and most of my parts were in the first act.
It was my senior year of HS, the spring musical. My Senioritis levels were high.
Our director was a highly religious woman who always gave us a good half hour gap between the end of school and the start of rehearsal, so of course l was getting baked before rehearsals.
It was fun, and after it was all said and done, she gave me an award for my enthusiasm and support during the production.
I’ve never actually been to Oklahoma, but l feel like someone there owes me a beer for how well l represented them.
https://506sports.com/nfl.php?yr=2026&wk=2
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Here’s the TV map for the game.
As expected, there’s little national interest in a couple 0-1 teams with not great expectations.
Most of Ohio gets the game. The exceptions are those of us in the southwest, our Buckeyes in the southeast, and my forsaken homies in Van Wert. Suck it Dayton and Marietta, and Van Wert.
The greater Tampa area gets the game of course.
Oddly enough, there’s a sizable chunk of Oklahoma tuning in to this game. Like, MOST of Oklahoma, except for the udders and the phallic part.
I assume that means Oklahoma still loves Baker. Can you guys think of any other motivating factor why Oklahoma would tune in to that game?
I was in Oklahoma. The musical, not the state.
I played the sheriff character, Cord Elam. Zero solos were involved, which was great because l suck at singing, and most of my parts were in the first act.
It was my senior year of HS, the spring musical. My Senioritis levels were high.
Our director was a highly religious woman who always gave us a good half hour gap between the end of school and the start of rehearsal, so of course l was getting baked before rehearsals.
It was fun, and after it was all said and done, she gave me an award for my enthusiasm and support during the production.
I’ve never actually been to Oklahoma, but l feel like someone there owes me a beer for how well l represented them.
https://506sports.com/nfl.php?yr=2026&wk=2
I’ve never actually been to Oklahoma, but l feel like someone there owes me a beer for how well l represented them.
What does it matter? 1:26 mark
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Here’s the TV map for the game.
As expected, there’s little national interest in a couple 0-1 teams with not great expectations.
Most of Ohio gets the game. The exceptions are those of us in the southwest, our Buckeyes in the southeast, and my forsaken homies in Van Wert. Suck it Dayton and Marietta, and Van Wert.
The greater Tampa area gets the game of course.
Oddly enough, there’s a sizable chunk of Oklahoma tuning in to this game. Like, MOST of Oklahoma, except for the udders and the phallic part.
I assume that means Oklahoma still loves Baker. Can you guys think of any other motivating factor why Oklahoma would tune in to that game?
I was in Oklahoma. The musical, not the state.
I played the sheriff character, Cord Elam. Zero solos were involved, which was great because l suck at singing, and most of my parts were in the first act.
It was my senior year of HS, the spring musical. My Senioritis levels were high.
Our director was a highly religious woman who always gave us a good half hour gap between the end of school and the start of rehearsal, so of course l was getting baked before rehearsals.
It was fun, and after it was all said and done, she gave me an award for my enthusiasm and support during the production.
I’ve never actually been to Oklahoma, but l feel like someone there owes me a beer for how well l represented them.
https://506sports.com/nfl.php?yr=2026&wk=2
Here’s the TV map for the game.
As expected, there’s little national interest in a couple 0-1 teams with not great expectations.
Most of Ohio gets the game. The exceptions are those of us in the southwest, our Buckeyes in the southeast, and my forsaken homies in Van Wert. Suck it Dayton and Marietta, and Van Wert.
The greater Tampa area gets the game of course.
Oddly enough, there’s a sizable chunk of Oklahoma tuning in to this game. Like, MOST of Oklahoma, except for the udders and the phallic part.
I assume that means Oklahoma still loves Baker. Can you guys think of any other motivating factor why Oklahoma would tune in to that game?
I was in Oklahoma. The musical, not the state.
I played the sheriff character, Cord Elam. Zero solos were involved, which was great because l suck at singing, and most of my parts were in the first act.
It was my senior year of HS, the spring musical. My Senioritis levels were high.
Our director was a highly religious woman who always gave us a good half hour gap between the end of school and the start of rehearsal, so of course l was getting baked before rehearsals.
It was fun, and after it was all said and done, she gave me an award for my enthusiasm and support during the production.
I’ve never actually been to Oklahoma, but l feel like someone there owes me a beer for how well l represented them.
https://506sports.com/nfl.php?yr=2026&wk=2
Oklahoma is actually a decent place to visit if you've got a camper like me. Lots of scenic & peaceful spots.
Regarding the game, I was pretty optimistic the Browns could win this before the season started.
The way the Browns D played vs Jax, wow, it was horrible. I'm hoping that was just an aberration. If that continues, well it's going to be another horrible season.
I feel like I'm rooting for an accounting firm, not a football team. Salary cap BS, we hate it.
Go Browns
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we are headed to the coast for the weekend ,sunny skies awesome seafood cold local beer and fires on the beach, beats the hell out of watching the browns getting their teeth kicked in on sunday.
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After seeing game 1, how is any sane person going to argue with you guys? We were inept in every facet of offense and defense.
I'll say one thing though, that TD to Boston...60 yards in the air, right on the money. Ya gotta make an NFL QB feel safe back there.
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