Looking at the Browns rebuild
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This is how I feel about what I am seeing with the Browns, using Lewis Black's rant on candy corn as the basis.
"Here Masters! This is the new Browns team/staff that will be good this time!" (watch it) “This looks like crap”’ And every year since then, Football season returns and I, like an Alzheimer’s patient, find myself in front of a TV, and on the TV, is Browns game. And I look at it, as if I’ve never seen it before. “Browns” I think. “Browns that will be better. I can’t wait.” (watch it) “SON OF A BITCH!”
The original for those that want that might want a laugh
“Here Lewis! This is corn that tastes like candy!” (eats it) “This tastes like crap”’ And every year since then, Halloween is returned and I, like an Alzheimer’s patient, find myself in a room, and the room has a table in it, and on the table, is a bowl of candy corn. And I look at it, as if I’ve never seen it before. “Candy corn,” I think. “Corn that tastes like candy. I can’t wait.” (eats it) “SON OF A BITCH!”
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There used to be one with video but this is all they have. If you actually see this expressions and hand gestures while he is doing this, it makes it even funnier.
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Thanks Joker. Here is one that has him and the gestures. This rant is exactly how I feel as a Browns fan.
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This is how I feel about what I am seeing with the Browns, using Lewis Black's rant on candy corn as the basis.
"Here Masters! This is the new Browns team/staff that will be good this time!" (watch it) “This looks like crap”’ And every year since then, Football season returns and I, like an Alzheimer’s patient, find myself in front of a TV, and on the TV, is Browns game. And I look at it, as if I’ve never seen it before. “Browns” I think. “Browns that will be better. I can’t wait.” (watch it) “SON OF A BITCH!”
The original for those that want that might want a laugh
“Here Lewis! This is corn that tastes like candy!” (eats it) “This tastes like crap”’ And every year since then, Halloween is returned and I, like an Alzheimer’s patient, find myself in a room, and the room has a table in it, and on the table, is a bowl of candy corn. And I look at it, as if I’ve never seen it before. “Candy corn,” I think. “Corn that tastes like candy. I can’t wait.” (eats it) “SON OF A BITCH!”
Masters said:
This is how I feel about what I am seeing with the Browns, using Lewis Black's rant on candy corn as the basis."Here Masters! This is the new Browns team/staff that will be good this time!" (watch it) “This looks like crap”’ And every year since then, Football season returns and I, like an Alzheimer’s patient, find myself in front of a TV, and on the TV, is Browns game. And I look at it, as if I’ve never seen it before. “Browns” I think. “Browns that will be better. I can’t wait.” (watch it) “SON OF A BITCH!”
The original for those that want that might want a laugh
“Here Lewis! This is corn that tastes like candy!” (eats it) “This tastes like crap”’ And every year since then, Halloween is returned and I, like an Alzheimer’s patient, find myself in a room, and the room has a table in it, and on the table, is a bowl of candy corn. And I look at it, as if I’ve never seen it before. “Candy corn,” I think. “Corn that tastes like candy. I can’t wait.” (eats it) “SON OF A BITCH!”
Hilarious!! Love Lewis Black too, thanks.
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This is how I feel about what I am seeing with the Browns, using Lewis Black's rant on candy corn as the basis.
"Here Masters! This is the new Browns team/staff that will be good this time!" (watch it) “This looks like crap”’ And every year since then, Football season returns and I, like an Alzheimer’s patient, find myself in front of a TV, and on the TV, is Browns game. And I look at it, as if I’ve never seen it before. “Browns” I think. “Browns that will be better. I can’t wait.” (watch it) “SON OF A BITCH!”
The original for those that want that might want a laugh
“Here Lewis! This is corn that tastes like candy!” (eats it) “This tastes like crap”’ And every year since then, Halloween is returned and I, like an Alzheimer’s patient, find myself in a room, and the room has a table in it, and on the table, is a bowl of candy corn. And I look at it, as if I’ve never seen it before. “Candy corn,” I think. “Corn that tastes like candy. I can’t wait.” (eats it) “SON OF A BITCH!”
Masters said:
This is how I feel about what I am seeing with the Browns, using Lewis Black's rant on candy corn as the basis."Here Masters! This is the new Browns team/staff that will be good this time!" (watch it) “This looks like crap”’ And every year since then, Football season returns and I, like an Alzheimer’s patient, find myself in front of a TV, and on the TV, is Browns game. And I look at it, as if I’ve never seen it before. “Browns” I think. “Browns that will be better. I can’t wait.” (watch it) “SON OF A BITCH!”
The original for those that want that might want a laugh
“Here Lewis! This is corn that tastes like candy!” (eats it) “This tastes like crap”’ And every year since then, Halloween is returned and I, like an Alzheimer’s patient, find myself in a room, and the room has a table in it, and on the table, is a bowl of candy corn. And I look at it, as if I’ve never seen it before. “Candy corn,” I think. “Corn that tastes like candy. I can’t wait.” (eats it) “SON OF A BITCH!”
I caught that on Comedy Central....laughed my ass off.
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