So... a neighbor of mine hung up a Steelers flag outside his house yesterday

[DeadWombat]

I'm already preparing a ransom note. I fully intend to steal the ugly thing with the intentions of giving it back under certain stipulations. What should I ask for?

Nothing serious like money, folks... This is just for fun, and I know the family pretty well.

Also, I'm open to any other suggestions in addition to flag kidnapping.

[razor1414]

steal it and take photos of someone wearing it as a cape doing very homoerotic things. I would suggest a drunk freshman. then slide the photos under their door.

[PlayoffsIN09]

BURN IT!!

[chumpchange]

Do you have children? A Steelers flag would make a great diaper. (Which is about all it's good for.)

[car ramrod]

@deadwombat said:

I'm already preparing a ransom note. I fully intend to steal the ugly thing with the intentions of giving it back under certain stipulations. What should I ask for?

Nothing serious like money, folks... This is just for fun, and I know the family pretty well.

Also, I'm open to any other suggestions in addition to flag kidnapping.

My question is he a new Steeler fan or a old Steeler fan?

[ATENEARS]

Replace it with a Browns flag

[SoCalBrownsFan]

Wait till your neighbor is outside to notice you washing your car with it.

[Gips]

@atenears said:

Replace it with a Browns flag

OMG the ultimate humiliation for a steeler fan to wake up with a browns flag on the pole/porch...hell now that i stop and think...its humiliating as a browns fan to fly the colors! hehehehe

[d531]

Burn his house down and leave the flag as a reminder to all of the other Steeler fans to stay in Phttsbhrg

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[Steeler SChick]

@d531 said:

Burn his house down and leave the flag as a reminder to all of the other Steeler fans to stay in Pittsburg

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Regards

.... an'at

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[playerjdd]

You could steal it and then have it show up in a paper bag covered in cleveland browns pooh

[broncoinskinland]

@deadwombat said:

I'm already preparing a ransom note. I fully intend to steal the ugly thing with the intentions of giving it back under certain stipulations. What should I ask for?

Nothing serious like money, folks... This is just for fun, and I know the family pretty well.

Also, I'm open to any other suggestions in addition to flag kidnapping.

Turn it upside down (symbol of distress), then liberally apply superglue to both the flag and the post to prevent it being removed. Spray paint 3-2 on the flag in Brown paint for additional points. If you decide to go with the ransom, go for something small, a Browns keychain or something, just making him purchase it and explain at the store should make his eye twitch a bit.

[DumAssWhiteGuy]

You could replace it with a Rainbow flag then put the Steelers flag back up at half mast, upside down.

[Sez.EJ]

call the cops on him for offensive propaganda..

[Sez.EJ]

use it for a diaper for your dog and walk him by the guys house.

[beefjerky]

@atenears said:

Replace it with a Browns flag

+1

this seems about the only "reasonable" thing you can do here.

[yourdaddyaskyermom]

Wait until after the asskickery the Steelers unleash on that scoring powerhouse of a dysfunctional team you've got, then quietly ask him where you can get one?

Pops

[TheClevelandSound]

wear it as a toga and mow your lawn.

[BUNSofSTEEL08]

First off WHERE do you live (in general). And I agree New Fan or Old School Steeler guy. If you took mine you had BETTER Be a good friend of mine also. Otherwise you would be a jackazz... But a little Fun is Just taht Fun. Even in relation to the NoFunLeague !!!

[BUNSofSTEEL08]

@gips said:

OMG the ultimate humiliation for a steeler fan to wake up with a browns flag on the pole/porch...hell now that i stop and think...its humiliating as a browns fan to fly the colors! hehehehe

Agreed ...I Would be Horrified !!! My Flag goes in my Window INSIDE . Though there are tons of Brother Steeler Fans in the Youngstown - Warren Area.