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  • VaporTrailV VaporTrail

    Dawgfanforever88 said:

    Ok, since I work security at the games I think this would be a great idea, because it gives me a great chance to show off my awesome tackling skills. I really think you should try it. 😆

    Are you one of the guys in blue?

    @vaportrail said:

    Are you one of the guys in blue?

    yep

    What we're seeing here in 2010 is precisely what happened in NE a decade ago. It worked for them then, and it wiill work for us now. Why? Because it's the only way it's ever worked in pro football. Just ask Paul Brown. Or Vince Lombardi. Or Tom Landry. .02, Clemdawg

  • It's important I know how much bail is before Monday.

  • It would depend on a lot of things, but all tolled it would probably cost you 3-4K and 4-5 weekends community service.....that is assuming you don't have any prior transgressions in the last 10 years...if so, add 1.5k to the fine and about double to the service time.

    If everybody had like minds, we would never learn.
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  • Ray Lewis might come off the bench to tackle you.

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  • ballpeenB ballpeen

    It would depend on a lot of things, but all tolled it would probably cost you 3-4K and 4-5 weekends community service.....that is assuming you don't have any prior transgressions in the last 10 years...if so, add 1.5k to the fine and about double to the service time.

    @ballpeen said:

    It would depend on a lot of things, but all tolled it would probably cost you 3-4K and 4-5 weekends community service.....that is assuming you don't have any prior transgressions in the last 10 years...is so, add 1.5k to the fine and about double to the service time.

    totally worth it

  • u will get a lot of publicity ... advertisement deals, movies, cameos in desperate housewives ... u will even get to meet the President. I say do it ! 😛

  • Lerner wouldn't prosecute, he's used to that kind of behaviour at his futbol games.

  • Do it man. I'll be cheering for you in the cheap seats

  • Just run throught the Browns side. no one will be able to tackle you and you will get away clean.

  • ballpeenB ballpeen

    It would depend on a lot of things, but all tolled it would probably cost you 3-4K and 4-5 weekends community service.....that is assuming you don't have any prior transgressions in the last 10 years...if so, add 1.5k to the fine and about double to the service time.

    @ballpeen said:

    It would depend on a lot of things, but all tolled it would probably cost you 3-4K and 4-5 weekends community service.....that is assuming you don't have any prior transgressions in the last 10 years...if so, add 1.5k to the fine and about double to the service time.

    Oy... Really not sure that I'm ok with doing that. If I was living in Cleveland still, then I'd be ok with it, but having to drive there and back for community service every weekend I just don't see it happening.

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  • E Earl34

    Ray Lewis might come off the bench to tackle you.

    @earl34 said:

    Ray Lewis might come off the bench to tackle you.

    ray lewis might come off the bench and stab you

    ❤
  • VaporTrailV VaporTrail

    @ballpeen said:

    It would depend on a lot of things, but all tolled it would probably cost you 3-4K and 4-5 weekends community service.....that is assuming you don't have any prior transgressions in the last 10 years...if so, add 1.5k to the fine and about double to the service time.

    Oy... Really not sure that I'm ok with doing that. If I was living in Cleveland still, then I'd be ok with it, but having to drive there and back for community service every weekend I just don't see it happening.

    @vaportrail said:

    Oy... Really not sure that I'm ok with doing that. If I was living in Cleveland still, then I'd be ok with it, but having to drive there and back for community service every weekend I just don't see it happening.

    It's rare that the judge wouldn't allow the service hours be worked off in your local community. You would be assigned a probation officer in your local community to who you would report.

    It would be best to have an attorney help you with this, so you better hire one when you stand before the judge. Add another 1K to the totals mentioned. 😉

    If everybody had like minds, we would never learn.

  • Unless your already a derelick with a past rap sheet i don't reccomend it.

    On top of bail, plan on quite a few career avenues being closed off for good.

    I know your post is in jest but NFL games are not the place to run onto the feild, try a tennis match your less likely to sufffer major injury.

    guns don't kill kids-pitt bulls do.
  • VaporTrailV VaporTrail

    @ballpeen said:

    It would depend on a lot of things, but all tolled it would probably cost you 3-4K and 4-5 weekends community service.....that is assuming you don't have any prior transgressions in the last 10 years...if so, add 1.5k to the fine and about double to the service time.

    Oy... Really not sure that I'm ok with doing that. If I was living in Cleveland still, then I'd be ok with it, but having to drive there and back for community service every weekend I just don't see it happening.

    @vaportrail said:

    Oy... Really not sure that I'm ok with doing that. If I was living in Cleveland still, then I'd be ok with it, but having to drive there and back for community service every weekend I just don't see it happening.

    Dude, that is only if you get caught. Surely you aren't planning on being tackled are you?

    (I bet Zombo could do it, make it to the far side, hop back into the stands and blend in)

  • Actually, I would like to see you do something really brave, like run through a Browns tailgate,

    grab a beer from Atenears, a bbq sandwich from Flugels, slap Zombo and a few others,

    then try to make it to the far side.

    THAT would be really daring, and a lot more fun to watch ! (you wouldn't have to worry about being arrested, at all !).

    Or, you could do the same at a ratbird or steeler tailgate, but by the time they'd figure out what you did, you could be

    at the game for the first ten minutes laughing about it. They aren't very smart...

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  • VaporTrailV VaporTrail

    Run in front of Cribbs while he's trying to field a kickoff, catch the kick, then turn it upfield and try to make it to the dawg pound.

    A) Do you think I would make it?

    😎 What would the penalty be?

    @vaportrail said:

    Run in front of Cribbs while he's trying to field a kickoff, catch the kick, then turn it upfield and try to make it to the dawg pound.

    A) Do you think I would make it?

    😎 What would the penalty be?

    You would more than likely get a perma ban from the stadium.

    Why do it when Cribbs has the ball? If you were going to do something like this, why not just steel the ball from the ravens as they are about to catch it? You would still get banned but would probably be a hometown hero.

  • F Fan Of STEEL 1

    @vaportrail said:

    Run in front of Cribbs while he's trying to field a kickoff, catch the kick, then turn it upfield and try to make it to the dawg pound.

    A) Do you think I would make it?

    😎 What would the penalty be?

    You would more than likely get a perma ban from the stadium.

    Why do it when Cribbs has the ball? If you were going to do something like this, why not just steel the ball from the ravens as they are about to catch it? You would still get banned but would probably be a hometown hero.

    @fan-of-steel-1 said:

    You would more than likely get a perma ban from the stadium.

    Why do it when Cribbs has the ball? If you were going to do something like this, why not just steel the ball from the ravens as they are about to catch it? You would still get banned but would probably be a hometown hero.

    Excellent....have your picture hung and a permanently reserved bar stool in every sports bar in the county

    If everybody had like minds, we would never learn.

  • Don't do it.

    I've been to the City Jail, downtown. (It's on the 6th floor of the Justice building.) I got into some trouble at a nightclub, one night. I woke up with terrible hangover, sleeping on a stained mat on the floor of the cell. My cellmate was a crack dealer who had just been busted. I noticed there were fleas crawling all over me. I spent most of my time in there smashing cockroaches with my [shoe-stringless] shoes. The whole floor smelled like piss, too. I was one of the only two white guys in there. The other guys in jail called me "Snowflake." It's one of the worst places I have ever visited. I don't recommend it to anyone.

  • Oh... And the community service... They will allocate that to your hometown. You won't have to drive to Cleveland except to appear in Court. [After you are fined, you will be given a piss test, too.] As far as I know, anyone convicted of a crime in Cleveland that requires probation, is required to be piss tested. Probation usually lasts until your community service is completed.

    (My community service was followed up by a probation officer in the Trumbull County Courthouse, because I was living in Warren at the time of the incident.)

  • C calfoxwc

    Actually, I would like to see you do something really brave, like run through a Browns tailgate,

    grab a beer from Atenears, a bbq sandwich from Flugels, slap Zombo and a few others,

    then try to make it to the far side.

    THAT would be really daring, and a lot more fun to watch ! (you wouldn't have to worry about being arrested, at all !).

    Or, you could do the same at a ratbird or steeler tailgate, but by the time they'd figure out what you did, you could be

    at the game for the first ten minutes laughing about it. They aren't very smart...

    @calfoxwc said:

    Actually, I would like to see you do something really brave, like run through a Browns tailgate,

    grab a beer from Atenears, a bbq sandwich from Flugels, slap Zombo and a few others,

    then try to make it to the far side.

    THAT would be really daring, and a lot more fun to watch ! (you wouldn't have to worry about being arrested, at all !).

    Or, you could do the same at a ratbird or steeler tailgate, but by the time they'd figure out what you did, you could be

    at the game for the first ten minutes laughing about it. They aren't very smart...

    Some lady ran into our tailgate party once and tried to snatch the beer out of my grasp.

    (They later thought she got mauled by a large Chimp and had her on Oprah)

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