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    At the very least they should have been Co-Offensive Players of the week.

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      Big Ben deserved it more plus we are still in the playoff hunt whereas the Browns aren't.

      Big Ben also has two Super Bowl rings. nuff said on that!

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        At the very least they should have been Co-Offensive Players of the week.

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        S Spunkonmyback DPOY wrote on last edited by
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        @birddog1 said:

        At the very least they should have been Co-Offensive Players of the week.

        It goes by who has the most votes so the only way that could happen is if they tied. Thats very unlikely and never happened before. But if the gave out a co-player of the week it wouldn't be fair to Ben as rightfully he was the winner. Although, I certianly wouldn't complain about the two winning a co-award as both were more than deserving of the award. These two players put up what will likely finish as by far the two best performances of the year.

        "Hatred is gained as much by good works as by evil" - Niccolo Machiavelli "Expectation is the root of all heartache." - William Shakespeare "In time we hate that which we often fear. " - William Shakespeare "I DO ROIDS ... and GIVE HEAD" - ATENEARS http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16312 http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06166/698372-66.stm Friday said, "posters on Internet message boards hide behind their keyboards and write things they would never have the courage to say aloud in public. He said posters who write tasteless messages use football and the rivalries between teams as a way of getting out their aggression in a non-violent manner." Predicted 2010 Steelers record from this board: 7-9; 6-10; 8-8; 9-7; 10-6
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          Big Ben deserved it more plus we are still in the playoff hunt whereas the Browns aren't.

          Big Ben also has two Super Bowl rings. nuff said on that!

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          S Speedyd900rr wrote on last edited by Speedyd900rr
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          @bigsteelerfanhere said:

          Big Ben deserved it more plus we are still in the playoff hunt whereas the Browns aren't.

          Big Ben also has two Super Bowl rings. nuff said on that!

          You know how gay you sound when you call him Big Ben? The only thing he deserved was the tears on his team face that day we ruined there playoff hope's.

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            @bigsteelerfanhere said:

            we are still in the playoff hunt Mary. Please get a clue. you ruined nothing ok?

            Oh, we xxxxed up your conference record bitch!

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            • B bigsteelerfanhere

              Big Ben deserved it more plus we are still in the playoff hunt whereas the Browns aren't.

              Big Ben also has two Super Bowl rings. nuff said on that!

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              B blowe wrote on last edited by
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              @bigsteelerfanhere said:

              Big Ben deserved it more plus we are still in the playoff hunt whereas the Browns aren't.

              Big Ben also has two Super Bowl rings. nuff said on that!

              Not to mention a pending rape case! Nuff said on that

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                Harrison has the third most rushing yard in a single game. Ben's performance has only been done twice before both by HOFers. Its unfornunate for Harrison that his legendary performance came on the week of an even better legendary performance.

                I know AP has the single-game rushing record, and Harrison has third place. Isn't Jamal Lewis in second place? In an era of passing the 3 best single-game rushing performances have been done by current players, two of which play for the same team.

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                The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                Sivlerback DPOY said:

                Harrison has the third most rushing yard in a single game. Ben's performance has only been done twice before both by HOFers. Its unfornunate for Harrison that his legendary performance came on the week of an even better legendary performance.

                I know AP has the single-game rushing record, and Harrison has third place. Isn't Jamal Lewis in second place? In an era of passing the 3 best single-game rushing performances have been done by current players, two of which play for the same team.

                Just a correction: BR's total of 503 yards is NOT only the third 500 yard game in history. Here are the players with 500 yard passing games:

                Norm Van Brocklin 554

                Warren Moon 527

                Boomer Esiason 522

                Dan Marino 521

                Phil Simms 513

                Drew Brees 510

                Vince Ferragamo 509

                Y.A. Tittle 505

                Elvis Grbac 504

                Ben Roethlisberger 503

                And you are right about Lewis and Harrison, though Lewis is really no longer playing because he is on IR, and says he is retiring after this year.

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                • B bigsteelerfanhere

                  Big Ben deserved it more plus we are still in the playoff hunt whereas the Browns aren't.

                  Big Ben also has two Super Bowl rings. nuff said on that!

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                  The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                  @bigsteelerfanhere said:

                  Big Ben deserved it more plus we are still in the playoff hunt whereas the Browns aren't.

                  Big Ben also has two Super Bowl rings. nuff said on that!

                  What is "offensive player of the week" going to get BR or Harrison?: Dick.

                  And it ain't gonna get them no Super Bowl.

                  As for being in the playoff hunt....mathematically correct.

                  But it was mathematically possible for me to win the 170 million dollare MegaMillions jackpot when I bought a ticket.

                  I didn't win, and neither will Steelers make the playoffs.

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                    Sivlerback DPOY said:

                    Harrison has the third most rushing yard in a single game. Ben's performance has only been done twice before both by HOFers. Its unfornunate for Harrison that his legendary performance came on the week of an even better legendary performance.

                    I know AP has the single-game rushing record, and Harrison has third place. Isn't Jamal Lewis in second place? In an era of passing the 3 best single-game rushing performances have been done by current players, two of which play for the same team.

                    Just a correction: BR's total of 503 yards is NOT only the third 500 yard game in history. Here are the players with 500 yard passing games:

                    Norm Van Brocklin 554

                    Warren Moon 527

                    Boomer Esiason 522

                    Dan Marino 521

                    Phil Simms 513

                    Drew Brees 510

                    Vince Ferragamo 509

                    Y.A. Tittle 505

                    Elvis Grbac 504

                    Ben Roethlisberger 503

                    And you are right about Lewis and Harrison, though Lewis is really no longer playing because he is on IR, and says he is retiring after this year.

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                    S Spunkonmyback DPOY wrote on last edited by
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                    @the-gipper said:

                    Just a correction: BR's total of 503 yards is NOT only the third 500 yard game in history. Here are the players with 500 yard passing games:

                    Norm Van Brocklin 554

                    Warren Moon 527

                    Boomer Esiason 522

                    Dan Marino 521

                    Phil Simms 513

                    Drew Brees 510

                    Vince Ferragamo 509

                    Y.A. Tittle 505

                    Elvis Grbac 504

                    Ben Roethlisberger 503

                    And you are right about Lewis and Harrison, though Lewis is really no longer playing because he is on IR, and says he is retiring after this year.

                    Yes, I know Ben is the 10th player in league history with 500+ passing yards (and 9th player to win a game with 500+ passing yards) But 7 of the players on that list either threw less than 3 tds or threw a pick. When you factor in having thrown 3+ tds and not throwing a pick that list narrows down to Ben and HOFers Warren Moon and Y.A. Tittle.

                    "Hatred is gained as much by good works as by evil" - Niccolo Machiavelli "Expectation is the root of all heartache." - William Shakespeare "In time we hate that which we often fear. " - William Shakespeare "I DO ROIDS ... and GIVE HEAD" - ATENEARS http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16312 http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06166/698372-66.stm Friday said, "posters on Internet message boards hide behind their keyboards and write things they would never have the courage to say aloud in public. He said posters who write tasteless messages use football and the rivalries between teams as a way of getting out their aggression in a non-violent manner." Predicted 2010 Steelers record from this board: 7-9; 6-10; 8-8; 9-7; 10-6
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                      P Pumpkin Eater wrote on last edited by Pumpkin Eater
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                      @bigsteelerfanhere said:

                      we are still in the playoff hunt Mary. Please get a clue. you ruined nothing ok?

                      Yeah, the Steelfags are in the playoff hunt only if you consider the fact that they have to win both of their remaining games and the Broncos and Ravens have to both lose both of their remaining games while the Jaguars, Dolphins, and Jets ALL have to lose one of their remaining games to really be "in the playoff hunt." The Squeelers are in nothing, they don't control their own destiny, not even the officials on their payroll can them out now. It would be a miracle if the Steelfags somehow backed their way in.. please DO hold your breath waiting for the Squeeler's next playoff game, probably sometime in 2029.

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                        @bigsteelerfanhere said:

                        Big Ben deserved it more plus we are still in the playoff hunt whereas the Browns aren't.

                        Big Ben also has two Super Bowl rings. nuff said on that!

                        What is "offensive player of the week" going to get BR or Harrison?: Dick.

                        And it ain't gonna get them no Super Bowl.

                        As for being in the playoff hunt....mathematically correct.

                        But it was mathematically possible for me to win the 170 million dollare MegaMillions jackpot when I bought a ticket.

                        I didn't win, and neither will Steelers make the playoffs.

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                        B blowe wrote on last edited by
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                        @the-gipper said:

                        What is "offensive player of the week" going to get BR or Harrison?: Dick.

                        Hey now...Steelers QB care about "getting dick"

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                          S Spunkonmyback DPOY wrote on last edited by
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                          Zombo said:

                          Wow ... he almost reached Elvis Grbac status.

                          Zombo

                          --While Jerome obliterated a long-standing JIM BROWN mark...

                          To bad Elvis didn't throw as many tds and/or threw interceptions. 😆

                          "Hatred is gained as much by good works as by evil" - Niccolo Machiavelli "Expectation is the root of all heartache." - William Shakespeare "In time we hate that which we often fear. " - William Shakespeare "I DO ROIDS ... and GIVE HEAD" - ATENEARS http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16312 http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06166/698372-66.stm Friday said, "posters on Internet message boards hide behind their keyboards and write things they would never have the courage to say aloud in public. He said posters who write tasteless messages use football and the rivalries between teams as a way of getting out their aggression in a non-violent manner." Predicted 2010 Steelers record from this board: 7-9; 6-10; 8-8; 9-7; 10-6
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                            @bigsteelerfanhere said:

                            we are still in the playoff hunt Mary. Please get a clue. you ruined nothing ok?

                            Yeah, the Steelfags are in the playoff hunt only if you consider the fact that they have to win both of their remaining games and the Broncos and Ravens have to both lose both of their remaining games while the Jaguars, Dolphins, and Jets ALL have to lose one of their remaining games to really be "in the playoff hunt." The Squeelers are in nothing, they don't control their own destiny, not even the officials on their payroll can them out now. It would be a miracle if the Steelfags somehow backed their way in.. please DO hold your breath waiting for the Squeeler's next playoff game, probably sometime in 2029.

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                            S Spunkonmyback DPOY wrote on last edited by
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                            @pumpkin-eater said:

                            Yeah, the Steelfags are in the playoff hunt only if you consider the fact that they have to win both of their remaining games and the Broncos and Ravens have to both lose both of their remaining games while the Jaguars, Dolphins, and Jets ALL have to lose one of their remaining games to really be "in the playoff hunt." The Squeelers are in nothing, they don't control their own destiny, not even the officials on their payroll can them out now. It would be a miracle if the Steelfags somehow backed their way in.. please DO hold your breath waiting for the Squeeler's next playoff game, probably sometime in 2029.

                            It actually a little easier than that. If we win out the Dolphins or Ravens won't keep us from the playoffs. The Broncos just need to lose one game becuase we own the tiebreaker. They play Philly. Jaguars need to lose a game and they play the Pats in NE. The Jets need to lose just one and they play both the Colts and the Bengals. By the end of the week the Steeler could very well be in the playoffs with control of their destiny.

                            "Hatred is gained as much by good works as by evil" - Niccolo Machiavelli "Expectation is the root of all heartache." - William Shakespeare "In time we hate that which we often fear. " - William Shakespeare "I DO ROIDS ... and GIVE HEAD" - ATENEARS http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=16312 http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06166/698372-66.stm Friday said, "posters on Internet message boards hide behind their keyboards and write things they would never have the courage to say aloud in public. He said posters who write tasteless messages use football and the rivalries between teams as a way of getting out their aggression in a non-violent manner." Predicted 2010 Steelers record from this board: 7-9; 6-10; 8-8; 9-7; 10-6
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                              Tim Couch Pulls OutT Tim Couch Pulls Out wrote on last edited by
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                              @bigsteelerfanhere said:

                              I think the Browns nation wants a sniff of ben's Super Bowl rings... O where O where is the Browns lombardi trophies? aren't good enough? can't measure up? got sand kicked in your face as a kid?

                              1950, 1954, 1955, 1964, respectively. Granted, they weren't Lombardi trophies then, because Vince Lombardi was still alive. But still, ten years before you guys won your first. Judging by those dates, I believe we were the ones kicking the sand in the playground as kids.

                              As adults, on the other hand, we haven't had near as much success.

                              I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins. Ghoolie 12/2/2012: I have absolutely no skills, training or pride
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                                @bigsteelerfanhere said:

                                I think the Browns nation wants a sniff of ben's Super Bowl rings... O where O where is the Browns lombardi trophies? aren't good enough? can't measure up? got sand kicked in your face as a kid?

                                1950, 1954, 1955, 1964, respectively. Granted, they weren't Lombardi trophies then, because Vince Lombardi was still alive. But still, ten years before you guys won your first. Judging by those dates, I believe we were the ones kicking the sand in the playground as kids.

                                As adults, on the other hand, we haven't had near as much success.

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                                B bigsteelerfanhere wrote on last edited by
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                                @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

                                1950, 1954, 1955, 1964, respectively. Granted, they weren't Lombardi trophies then, because Vince Lombardi was still alive. But still, ten years before you guys won your first. Judging by those dates, I believe we were the ones kicking the sand in the playground as kids.

                                As adults, on the other hand, we haven't had near as much success.

                                oh yes I forgot about the cheesy championship days of the browns that don't measure up in today's NFL.

                                you forgot the AAFC backyard football games..LOL a seven team league...

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                                  hey bigsteelersfan: why don't you go play on a steeler's forum you flippin' fag! hines ward and roethlisberger are there wiaitng for you with your butt plug. what a douche.

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                                    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

                                    1950, 1954, 1955, 1964, respectively. Granted, they weren't Lombardi trophies then, because Vince Lombardi was still alive. But still, ten years before you guys won your first. Judging by those dates, I believe we were the ones kicking the sand in the playground as kids.

                                    As adults, on the other hand, we haven't had near as much success.

                                    oh yes I forgot about the cheesy championship days of the browns that don't measure up in today's NFL.

                                    you forgot the AAFC backyard football games..LOL a seven team league...

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                                    Tim Couch Pulls OutT Tim Couch Pulls Out wrote on last edited by
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                                    @bigsteelerfanhere said:

                                    oh yes I forgot about the cheesy championship days of the browns that don't measure up in today's NFL.

                                    you forgot the AAFC backyard football games..LOL a seven team league...

                                    I didn't count the AAFC Championships because they are just that- AAFC Championships. We're talking about NFL Championships. If the times were so "cheesy" when we won the titles, where were the Steelers? If they truly are God's greatest team, you'd think they would have been winning back then, too.

                                    And, to tell you the truth, I'd take football in the 50's, 60's and 70's over football today any day of the week. Those were American football's glory days. You didn't have prima donna receivers running their mouths and showboating. You didn't have thug linebackers killing people or beating their stripper girlfriends. Men played football to play the game, they weren't getting paid millions of dollars. In the late 1950's, the average player was earning less than $6,000 per season. The Baltimore Colts were known for paying their players in free beer. It wasn't until 1970 that a league minimum was even established, and even then it was set at a mere $10,000.

                                    But you can say what you want, your opinion matters very little in this board. And in the real world, for that matter. In 5 years, you'll just be a Saints fan anyway.

                                    I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins. Ghoolie 12/2/2012: I have absolutely no skills, training or pride
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                                      @the-gipper said:

                                      Just a correction: BR's total of 503 yards is NOT only the third 500 yard game in history. Here are the players with 500 yard passing games:

                                      Norm Van Brocklin 554

                                      Warren Moon 527

                                      Boomer Esiason 522

                                      Dan Marino 521

                                      Phil Simms 513

                                      Drew Brees 510

                                      Vince Ferragamo 509

                                      Y.A. Tittle 505

                                      Elvis Grbac 504

                                      Ben Roethlisberger 503

                                      And you are right about Lewis and Harrison, though Lewis is really no longer playing because he is on IR, and says he is retiring after this year.

                                      Yes, I know Ben is the 10th player in league history with 500+ passing yards (and 9th player to win a game with 500+ passing yards) But 7 of the players on that list either threw less than 3 tds or threw a pick. When you factor in having thrown 3+ tds and not throwing a pick that list narrows down to Ben and HOFers Warren Moon and Y.A. Tittle.

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                                      The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                                      Sivlerback DPOY said:

                                      Yes, I know Ben is the 10th player in league history with 500+ passing yards (and 9th player to win a game with 500+ passing yards) But 7 of the players on that list either threw less than 3 tds or threw a pick. When you factor in having thrown 3+ tds and not throwing a pick that list narrows down to Ben and HOFers Warren Moon and Y.A. Tittle.

                                      OK, well, you could dance on the head of a pin with a statistic like that if you want.

                                      You know like in baseball you could probably come up with a stat somewhere where you could say that "the only people in history to accomplish this feat are Babe Ruth, Hank Aaron, and Coco Crisp" or some such foolishness.

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                                        Zombo said:

                                        Wow ... he almost reached Elvis Grbac status.

                                        Zombo

                                        --While Jerome obliterated a long-standing JIM BROWN mark...

                                        To bad Elvis didn't throw as many tds and/or threw interceptions. 😆

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                                        Sivlerback DPOY said:

                                        To bad Elvis didn't throw as many tds and/or threw interceptions. 😆

                                        Did they both win the game? That is really all that counts.

                                        So, Ben gets 500+ yards in a game, and wins. Brady Quinn got like 90 yards in the Browns win vs. the Steelers....a game far more significant to the Steelers than him getting those 500 yards vs. Green Bay.

                                        Ask anyone: it was far more important for the Steelers to beat the Browns than to beat the Packers. That division/conference loss to the Browns was far more devastating than a loss to the Packers would have been.

                                        I'm sorry, I don't mean to rub this in. I mean merely to remind you of the fact.

                                        (By the way, did I tell you that the Steelers loss to the Browns was far more devastating to their playoff chances than a loss to the Packers would have been? Oh, I did remind you, OK)

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                                          The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                                          @bigsteelerfanhere said:

                                          I think the Browns nation wants a sniff of ben's Super Bowl rings... O where O where is the Browns lombardi trophies? aren't good enough? can't measure up? got sand kicked in your face as a kid?

                                          We got 13 titles. Call us when you catch up...or have your great great grandchildren call our great great grandchildren.

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