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Three ways to fail a sobriety test

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  • ballpeen ballpeenB Conversation Starter Dedicated Reacting Well Very Popular Posting Machine Collaborator First Post One Year In One Month Later Week One Done
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    ballpeenB ballpeen wrote on last edited by
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    If everybody had like minds, we would never learn.
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      The last one was me when I was pulled over by Pittsburgh Police.

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        I heard this story about how one guy failed his sobriety test. He was pulled over by a woman cop. She was certain the guy had been drinking. So she had him walk a straight line which he passed. She had him walk backwards which he passed. She had him stand on one foot which he passed.

        At this point she gave up on conventional methods to get him. So she did a couple of jumping jacks and said "Can you do that" which he did. Then she did a couple of dance moves and said "Can you do that?" After he did those dance moves she said "Those moves were nice. Are you always such a good dancer" and the guy replied

        NO, IT IS BECAUSE I AM DRUNK to which she replied "Thank you, you are under arrest"

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          I heard this story about how one guy failed his sobriety test. He was pulled over by a woman cop. She was certain the guy had been drinking. So she had him walk a straight line which he passed. She had him walk backwards which he passed. She had him stand on one foot which he passed.

          At this point she gave up on conventional methods to get him. So she did a couple of jumping jacks and said "Can you do that" which he did. Then she did a couple of dance moves and said "Can you do that?" After he did those dance moves she said "Those moves were nice. Are you always such a good dancer" and the guy replied

          NO, IT IS BECAUSE I AM DRUNK to which she replied "Thank you, you are under arrest"

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          ClevelandFanForLifeC ClevelandFanForLife wrote on last edited by
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          @dawgtracker said:

          I heard this story about how one guy failed his sobriety test. He was pulled over by a woman cop. She was certain the guy had been drinking. So she had him walk a straight line which he passed. She had him walk backwards which he passed. She had him stand on one foot which he passed.

          At this point she gave up on conventional methods to get him. So she did a couple of jumping jacks and said "Can you do that" which he did. Then she did a couple of dance moves and said "Can you do that?" After he did those dance moves she said "Those moves were nice. Are you always such a good dancer" and the guy replied

          NO, IT IS BECAUSE I AM DRUNK to which she replied "Thank you, you are under arrest"

          that's from reno 911.

          once a fan, always a fan. married to a steeler fan. aaaaaaaaah! --andy
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            I heard this story about how one guy failed his sobriety test. He was pulled over by a woman cop. She was certain the guy had been drinking. So she had him walk a straight line which he passed. She had him walk backwards which he passed. She had him stand on one foot which he passed.

            At this point she gave up on conventional methods to get him. So she did a couple of jumping jacks and said "Can you do that" which he did. Then she did a couple of dance moves and said "Can you do that?" After he did those dance moves she said "Those moves were nice. Are you always such a good dancer" and the guy replied

            NO, IT IS BECAUSE I AM DRUNK to which she replied "Thank you, you are under arrest"

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            yosemitejamY yosemitejam wrote on last edited by
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            @dawgtracker said:

            I heard this story about how one guy failed his sobriety test. He was pulled over by a woman cop. She was certain the guy had been drinking. So she had him walk a straight line which he passed. She had him walk backwards which he passed. She had him stand on one foot which he passed.

            At this point she gave up on conventional methods to get him. So she did a couple of jumping jacks and said "Can you do that" which he did. Then she did a couple of dance moves and said "Can you do that?" After he did those dance moves she said "Those moves were nice. Are you always such a good dancer" and the guy replied

            NO, IT IS BECAUSE I AM DRUNK to which she replied "Thank you, you are under arrest"

            check this out dawg

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              Kosar_For_PresidentK Kosar_For_President wrote on last edited by
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              "e, d, c, b, aaaaaaaa", lol

              "Are you a dancer, no I'm just drunk"

              Reno 911, one of the best shows in history.

              Luck is Tim Couch. Big, Dumb Goofy, slow thinking QB - Ghoolie, 2-28-12
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