PLEASE GOD HELP ME
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if anything they probably bought the steelers jerseys over the browns because the black and gold colors. black because of the men they bang and gold because that's their hair color for the week (and it matches her and her man's grillz).
but a lesson in life: if you are attracted to someone who gives a fuk what they're wearing? some of my hottest girlfriends (back in the day, uh-hum) were chicks that i could give a rat's ass what they believed in. put their ankles in the air and it's all good.
if anything they probably bought the steelers jerseys over the browns because the black and gold colors. black because of the men they bang and gold because that's their hair color for the week (and it matches her and her man's grillz).
but a lesson in life: if you are attracted to someone who gives a fuk what they're wearing? some of my hottest girlfriends (back in the day, uh-hum) were chicks that i could give a rat's ass what they believed in. put their ankles in the air and it's all good.
Amen brother!
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Chances are, if a woman wears football gear or decorates their car with team decals its for one of only a few reasons,.
1. This week's boyfriend doesn't feel like getting out of bed to get his own pack of smokes so she throws on her suspended 15 year old son's jacket and runs up to the gas station.
2. She left her good jacket at the bowling alley.
3. She likes the attention she gets on Steeler/Browns week at work. " Well, you know Clair is a Steeler fan, everybody boo her! LOL! You know we love you Clair! XOXO!"
4. It was the newest looking shirt at the Thrift Store one Tuesday mornig at 10am.
5. She's a 20 something bar fly who enjoys abnoxious verbal exchanges at Panini's every Sunday regarding her devotion to the visiting team. It makes her stand out and really that's all its about.!
The point is, don't date a girl that wears football gear. Find a girl who hates football but respects your footbal related activities. It took me two years, but my wife finally realized she needs to shut up on Sundays. In fact, she got so starved for "together time" she sits and watches the games with me now and asks real questions involving strategy, play-calling, and personel packages!
I was trying to explain football to my wife and she said "they just got a first down, why do they need another one?"
I was trying to explain football to my wife and she said "they just got a first down, why do they need another one?"
That's hilarious! I had a girlfriend once who; for the life of her; could not figure out why they continued to run into eachother when there was so much space near the sideline? I didn't even bother explaining. I just pulled her close and told her how cute she was. Works everytime.
"Chances are, if you think Jay Leno is funny, I don't care for you as a person" - Peter Griffin -
I was trying to explain football to my wife and she said "they just got a first down, why do they need another one?"
That's hilarious! I had a girlfriend once who; for the life of her; could not figure out why they continued to run into eachother when there was so much space near the sideline? I didn't even bother explaining. I just pulled her close and told her how cute she was. Works everytime.
That's hilarious! I had a girlfriend once who; for the life of her; could not figure out why they continued to run into eachother when there was so much space near the sideline? I didn't even bother explaining. I just pulled her close and told her how cute she was. Works everytime.
My favorite is when they always ask why do they run up the middle it never works.
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Their women what did you expect, they cant make up their minds on what they like.
one minute they are hot then the next they are cold.
They are hungry but to fat to eat even though they weigh 95lbs.
When you figure'em out let me know.... but i'm resting on my beliefs that they are all psycho!
You're being too nice to them then. They want guys they can change from cocky to what they want so if you are a nice dude up front it will work for a minute and then they will get cold cuz there is no challenge. That's why they get cold after starting off so hot. Not all women (Kathy) but many are like this hands down. Doesn't matter the age either until around 45.
I'll be here all week.....hey, it's better than cousin advice.
You're being too nice to them then. They want guys they can change from cocky to what they want so if you are a nice dude up front it will work for a minute and then they will get cold cuz there is no challenge. That's why they get cold after starting off so hot. Not all women (Kathy) but many are like this hands down. Doesn't matter the age either until around 45.
I'll be here all week.....hey, it's better than cousin advice.
I would have to agree with you. They like to try and "change" or "tame" you. Once that happens, they get bored. If you're too nice, then the project they so dearly love to tackle isn't present. No project, no game, no point.
I like to act like I don't care for a while and then throw in an occasional sarcastic, witty, elequently worded sexual reference. This gets em all curious and eager to see what you're all about. Also, saying something negative about another girl in the bar who looks better than them. Something like, "geez, somebody give her a cheeseburger." Or "how much did that tan cost you?" They love that. It makes them think you are on their side. You find a common enemy that way. Plus, they think you have some level of integrity and they are more likely to try harder to impress you. They think they have finally found a guy who isn't shallow and will appreciate them even though they can afford to lose 5 pounds. Problem is, they tend to get really clingy really fast. You fix this by waking up in the morning (her place of course) and saying "I don't think this is going to work out".
Of course, the rules when trying to develope a serious relationship are totally different. Then, you just have to be bluntly honest about everything. Its not as fun, but its still very rewarding. I went with this approach with my wife. She is WAAAAY out of my league so I figured, I have nothing to lose. She won't sleep with me anyways. Turns out, she appreciated honesty and now here I am, married to somebody who could have married Antonio Banderes but chose instead some poor kid from Ravenna. Ohio, not Italy.
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You're being too nice to them then. They want guys they can change from cocky to what they want so if you are a nice dude up front it will work for a minute and then they will get cold cuz there is no challenge. That's why they get cold after starting off so hot. Not all women (Kathy) but many are like this hands down. Doesn't matter the age either until around 45.
I'll be here all week.....hey, it's better than cousin advice.
I would have to agree with you. They like to try and "change" or "tame" you. Once that happens, they get bored. If you're too nice, then the project they so dearly love to tackle isn't present. No project, no game, no point.
I like to act like I don't care for a while and then throw in an occasional sarcastic, witty, elequently worded sexual reference. This gets em all curious and eager to see what you're all about. Also, saying something negative about another girl in the bar who looks better than them. Something like, "geez, somebody give her a cheeseburger." Or "how much did that tan cost you?" They love that. It makes them think you are on their side. You find a common enemy that way. Plus, they think you have some level of integrity and they are more likely to try harder to impress you. They think they have finally found a guy who isn't shallow and will appreciate them even though they can afford to lose 5 pounds. Problem is, they tend to get really clingy really fast. You fix this by waking up in the morning (her place of course) and saying "I don't think this is going to work out".
Of course, the rules when trying to develope a serious relationship are totally different. Then, you just have to be bluntly honest about everything. Its not as fun, but its still very rewarding. I went with this approach with my wife. She is WAAAAY out of my league so I figured, I have nothing to lose. She won't sleep with me anyways. Turns out, she appreciated honesty and now here I am, married to somebody who could have married Antonio Banderes but chose instead some poor kid from Ravenna. Ohio, not Italy.
I would have to agree with you. They like to try and "change" or "tame" you. Once that happens, they get bored. If you're too nice, then the project they so dearly love to tackle isn't present. No project, no game, no point.
I like to act like I don't care for a while and then throw in an occasional sarcastic, witty, elequently worded sexual reference. This gets em all curious and eager to see what you're all about. Also, saying something negative about another girl in the bar who looks better than them. Something like, "geez, somebody give her a cheeseburger." Or "how much did that tan cost you?" They love that. It makes them think you are on their side. You find a common enemy that way. Plus, they think you have some level of integrity and they are more likely to try harder to impress you. They think they have finally found a guy who isn't shallow and will appreciate them even though they can afford to lose 5 pounds. Problem is, they tend to get really clingy really fast. You fix this by waking up in the morning (her place of course) and saying "I don't think this is going to work out".
Of course, the rules when trying to develope a serious relationship are totally different. Then, you just have to be bluntly honest about everything. Its not as fun, but its still very rewarding. I went with this approach with my wife. She is WAAAAY out of my league so I figured, I have nothing to lose. She won't sleep with me anyways. Turns out, she appreciated honesty and now here I am, married to somebody who could have married Antonio Banderes but chose instead some poor kid from Ravenna. Ohio, not Italy.
Honesty is always the best approach when committed to finding a real relationship. But, as much as a woman loves how you are the best guy around there is still something inherent in them that makes them want a naughty boy that isn't so easy to change. One of the most confounding and complex things about women is this trait, but it's also usually the attractive ones who take this approach. Something about good lucking gals where they have different genes than those not so good looking. They also have weird little idiosyncrasies like having to feel a "sexual pull" to a guy, and even though that guy is good looking doesn't mean they have it. When the hell does a guy ever turn down a good looking chick cuz he doesn't feel a "pull" sexually? Uh, never.
Complex creatures to the max. There is also no doubt in my mind they can be ten times more evil then the biggest dbag out there.
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A wise man once told me that " no matter how hot a girl is there is always a guy out there that is sick of her".
There is alot of truth to that if you think about it.
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A wise man once told me that " no matter how hot a girl is there is always a guy out there that is sick of her".
There is alot of truth to that if you think about it.
A wise man once told me that " no matter how hot a girl is there is always a guy out there that is sick of her".
There is alot of truth to that if you think about it.
Oh, I'm not saying that just because is gal is hot that every man is going to be sexually attracted to her after he knows her. I'm saying that if two people say meet on a blind date before any words are spoken and they are by all accounts both good looking people, the man will be interested in seeing if she is worth it. A woman can not feel a sexual pull at the onset and know there will never be one and the guy could look like Mark Malone I mean Tom Selleck.
I've been happy many times to let a hot bitch know I could give two shits about ever getting in her pants if she was a shitty person.
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I'm not an overly religious man or anything but consider my morals strong. Not sure what I've ever done so wrong to have to deal with Pittspuke fan coming out my ass in my home state but this shit has got to change and soon. Every freaking women I meet is a happy happy little Steeler girl who prances around in their Steeler gear. I live in fooking Akron, OH for God's sakes.
It's to the point now that when I meet a Browns gal they are few and real far between and usually diehards. You don't find the chick tweener fans that are commonplace with most sports teams like Cavs fans or the 90's Tribe teams, they are either hardcore or root for the fairies from Western PA.
All it would take is about two years of sweeping them and going around 10-6 while they go 6-10. If that happens, I swear to you this stuff will stop and stop quick. It is sickening and driving me crazy. I don't care if every burnout, Taco Bell worker or Neckar loving mechanic roots for them but the chick thing has to stop and stop soon.
I'm not an overly religious man or anything but consider my morals strong. Not sure what I've ever done so wrong to have to deal with Pittspuke fan coming out my ass in my home state but this shit has got to change and soon. Every freaking women I meet is a happy happy little Steeler girl who prances around in their Steeler gear. I live in fooking Akron, OH for God's sakes.
It's to the point now that when I meet a Browns gal they are few and real far between and usually diehards. You don't find the chick tweener fans that are commonplace with most sports teams like Cavs fans or the 90's Tribe teams, they are either hardcore or root for the fairies from Western PA.
All it would take is about two years of sweeping them and going around 10-6 while they go 6-10. If that happens, I swear to you this stuff will stop and stop quick. It is sickening and driving me crazy. I don't care if every burnout, Taco Bell worker or Neckar loving mechanic roots for them but the chick thing has to stop and stop soon.
LOL...Poor baby. Positives At Least Your still attracting Women. And your women like WInners... Good luck with the "sweep" thing , not so sure The Steelers are ready for that yet. Funny Problem though.
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Went to Giant Eagle yesterday. Saw a few big fat women wearing Steeler Sweats. Looked like about size XXXL. Skin tight too. The Squeeler fans are bottom feeders. They can have them.
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its easy...... and has its roots in biology...... natural selection.
Like it or Not the Browns symbolize losing...... the Steelers symbolize winning when compared to regional choices....... Black and Yellow stand out more (women like attention) IF they are casual or just looking for something to connect with for whatever purpose color choice and winning...... well they will pick the Steelers.
I think Cal pointed out that IF the Browns dominate and win for a couple of years those women will change their predisposition because utlimately they like winners regardless of color scheme...
Just my opinion
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its easy...... and has its roots in biology...... natural selection.
Like it or Not the Browns symbolize losing...... the Steelers symbolize winning when compared to regional choices....... Black and Yellow stand out more (women like attention) IF they are casual or just looking for something to connect with for whatever purpose color choice and winning...... well they will pick the Steelers.
I think Cal pointed out that IF the Browns dominate and win for a couple of years those women will change their predisposition because utlimately they like winners regardless of color scheme...
Just my opinion
its easy...... and has its roots in biology...... natural selection.
Like it or Not the Browns symbolize losing...... the Steelers symbolize winning when compared to regional choices....... Black and Yellow stand out more (women like attention) IF they are casual or just looking for something to connect with for whatever purpose color choice and winning...... well they will pick the Steelers.
I think Cal pointed out that IF the Browns dominate and win for a couple of years those women will change their predisposition because utlimately they like winners regardless of color scheme...
Just my opinion
I said it first but you are correct also and so is Cal.
The gal I'm seeing now actually finally admitted she only became a Steeler fan a few years back and she used to be a Browns fan. She said her and a bunch of her friends do it just to piss the guys off in the area. I said yeah but a ton of the guys are Puker fans too so what's the difference? I go with the color thing too, it really stands out and it is more schematic with other clothes, like fat black jeans.
Oh, she know the Roid Monk family and finds that term offensive hee hee. She's okay with Big Gay Ben though cuz she knows he's not gay since he's a rapist.
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its easy...... and has its roots in biology...... natural selection.
Like it or Not the Browns symbolize losing...... the Steelers symbolize winning when compared to regional choices....... Black and Yellow stand out more (women like attention) IF they are casual or just looking for something to connect with for whatever purpose color choice and winning...... well they will pick the Steelers.
I think Cal pointed out that IF the Browns dominate and win for a couple of years those women will change their predisposition because utlimately they like winners regardless of color scheme...
Just my opinion
its easy...... and has its roots in biology...... natural selection.
Like it or Not the Browns symbolize losing...... the Steelers symbolize winning when compared to regional choices....... Black and Yellow stand out more (women like attention) IF they are casual or just looking for something to connect with for whatever purpose color choice and winning...... well they will pick the Steelers.
I think Cal pointed out that IF the Browns dominate and win for a couple of years those women will change their predisposition because utlimately they like winners regardless of color scheme...
Just my opinion
all you little quiffing punks forgot one thing. f'ing pride. you wouldn't know pride if it hit you in your toothless mug. pride from school to school, state to state and country to country. ben's findlay team used to come in to sandusky during the season. doesn't matter if they were better than us or not, if they popped off they'd get their asses beat. anyone that grows up in ohio should have an ohio team as his favorite. not this bullshit cowboys or yankees crap. be a f'ing man and where the browns colors with pride. f those biotches you're talkin' about. believe me, by the end of the morning that bitch would be pimpin my browns jacket and shakin' that ass lovely doin' it. sounds like you got a bunch of pussis where you're from that are afraid of girls. i wouldn't piss on black and gold if it was on fire. f off you pimply chin pricks!!
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I was trying to explain football to my wife and she said "they just got a first down, why do they need another one?"
That's hilarious! I had a girlfriend once who; for the life of her; could not figure out why they continued to run into eachother when there was so much space near the sideline? I didn't even bother explaining. I just pulled her close and told her how cute she was. Works everytime.
That's hilarious! I had a girlfriend once who; for the life of her; could not figure out why they continued to run into eachother when there was so much space near the sideline? I didn't even bother explaining. I just pulled her close and told her how cute she was. Works everytime.
One of my sons says, "You're not supposed to understand women, you're just supposed to enjoy them." I think he's got something.
I once had a roommate who was a cheerleader in high school. For four years she cheered at football games and by the time I knew her, she still didn't know how many points a team got for a touchdown. She also went to countless softball games to watch her various boyfriends play. We were watching a game once and she was asking me questions. Suddenly she sat up and declared, with astonishment, "There's strategy to this!" For a smart girl, she was a knucklehead about sports. I have no defense for females like her except to say that she never spent much time with people who knew anything about the games she was watching so they could explain what was going on. (How you get through four years of watching football without figuring out that a TD is 6 points remains a mystery to me.)
As a female, I have to say that it's a real pleasure to meet a man who genuinely likes and appreciates women without reservation. Men like that are the exception.
Vive la différence!
Woof Woof, Kathy http://cognitivemanifesto.com/ http://www.skadden.com/index.cfm?contentID=49&officeID=9 Bendix ESP -
akronflyers said:
You need helpFunny. I was thinking you were the one needing help.
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akronflyers said:
You need help russ hanson. Why would you care about woman when clearly you are a homosexual. Your signature that you changed on your facebook page clearly shows that you are partial to man meat. Also why did you change your facebook photo from a bench warming scrub walking with mommy and daddy after a high school game to some fat ugly slug drinking a beer? You trying to make people think your a tough guy all of a sudden? The reality is your a punk. You live your life through a cities sport teams that are losers. Cleveland was voted most miserable city and akron is not far behind. For a hick like you to talk about anyone else is truly amazing considering how much of a fockup you are. Go back and suckle your mommys tit you pathetic bastard!Oh oh, an internet stalker.
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its easy...... and has its roots in biology...... natural selection.
Like it or Not the Browns symbolize losing...... the Steelers symbolize winning when compared to regional choices....... Black and Yellow stand out more (women like attention) IF they are casual or just looking for something to connect with for whatever purpose color choice and winning...... well they will pick the Steelers.
I think Cal pointed out that IF the Browns dominate and win for a couple of years those women will change their predisposition because utlimately they like winners regardless of color scheme...
Just my opinion
all you little quiffing punks forgot one thing. f'ing pride. you wouldn't know pride if it hit you in your toothless mug. pride from school to school, state to state and country to country. ben's findlay team used to come in to sandusky during the season. doesn't matter if they were better than us or not, if they popped off they'd get their asses beat. anyone that grows up in ohio should have an ohio team as his favorite. not this bullshit cowboys or yankees crap. be a f'ing man and where the browns colors with pride. f those biotches you're talkin' about. believe me, by the end of the morning that bitch would be pimpin my browns jacket and shakin' that ass lovely doin' it. sounds like you got a bunch of pussis where you're from that are afraid of girls. i wouldn't piss on black and gold if it was on fire. f off you pimply chin pricks!!
all you little quiffing punks forgot one thing. f'ing pride. you wouldn't know pride if it hit you in your toothless mug. pride from school to school, state to state and country to country. ben's findlay team used to come in to sandusky during the season. doesn't matter if they were better than us or not, if they popped off they'd get their asses beat. anyone that grows up in ohio should have an ohio team as his favorite. not this bullshit cowboys or yankees crap. be a f'ing man and where the browns colors with pride. f those biotches you're talkin' about. believe me, by the end of the morning that bitch would be pimpin my browns jacket and shakin' that ass lovely doin' it. sounds like you got a bunch of pussis where you're from that are afraid of girls. i wouldn't piss on black and gold if it was on fire. f off you pimply chin pricks!!
Wow, are you ok?
I think someone needs a hug.
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akronflyers said:
You need help russ hanson. Why would you care about woman when clearly you are a homosexual. Your signature that you changed on your facebook page clearly shows that you are partial to man meat. Also why did you change your facebook photo from a bench warming scrub walking with mommy and daddy after a high school game to some fat ugly slug drinking a beer? You trying to make people think your a tough guy all of a sudden? The reality is your a punk. You live your life through a cities sport teams that are losers. Cleveland was voted most miserable city and akron is not far behind. For a hick like you to talk about anyone else is truly amazing considering how much of a fockup you are. Go back and suckle your mommys tit you pathetic bastard!Post of the year.
This is Steeler fan stalker at his best.
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its easy...... and has its roots in biology...... natural selection.
Like it or Not the Browns symbolize losing...... the Steelers symbolize winning when compared to regional choices....... Black and Yellow stand out more (women like attention) IF they are casual or just looking for something to connect with for whatever purpose color choice and winning...... well they will pick the Steelers.
I think Cal pointed out that IF the Browns dominate and win for a couple of years those women will change their predisposition because utlimately they like winners regardless of color scheme...
Just my opinion
its easy...... and has its roots in biology...... natural selection.
Like it or Not the Browns symbolize losing...... the Steelers symbolize winning when compared to regional choices....... Black and Yellow stand out more (women like attention) IF they are casual or just looking for something to connect with for whatever purpose color choice and winning...... well they will pick the Steelers.
I think Cal pointed out that IF the Browns dominate and win for a couple of years those women will change their predisposition because utlimately they like winners regardless of color scheme...
Just my opinion
You obviously don't know women. Women like pink, and blue, and mauve etc.
In some aspects of things, women....and many younger men, choose a team's gear because it is the hip thing to do, not because they actually follow or care a whit about the team. It is a fashion statement.
For many years, young black men would wear Raiders gear because it was affiliated with hip hop and gangsters. It had nothing to do with football....or winning or losing. Some high schools even had to ban the wearing of Raiders gear because of its affiliation with gangs.
And the same is true of the Steelers gear. It is the color combination, not the winning or losing that they go for. They think it is hip, or hip hop, or cool or something. I have even asked a few women I saw wearing it. They said, "nah, I don't know nothing about the team, I just like the jacket". So, it seems to me that the hip hop crowd really just gets attracted to anything with a black color scheme. Winning and losing was an irrelevency to many.
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its easy...... and has its roots in biology...... natural selection.
Like it or Not the Browns symbolize losing...... the Steelers symbolize winning when compared to regional choices....... Black and Yellow stand out more (women like attention) IF they are casual or just looking for something to connect with for whatever purpose color choice and winning...... well they will pick the Steelers.
I think Cal pointed out that IF the Browns dominate and win for a couple of years those women will change their predisposition because utlimately they like winners regardless of color scheme...
Just my opinion
You obviously don't know women. Women like pink, and blue, and mauve etc.
In some aspects of things, women....and many younger men, choose a team's gear because it is the hip thing to do, not because they actually follow or care a whit about the team. It is a fashion statement.
For many years, young black men would wear Raiders gear because it was affiliated with hip hop and gangsters. It had nothing to do with football....or winning or losing. Some high schools even had to ban the wearing of Raiders gear because of its affiliation with gangs.
And the same is true of the Steelers gear. It is the color combination, not the winning or losing that they go for. They think it is hip, or hip hop, or cool or something. I have even asked a few women I saw wearing it. They said, "nah, I don't know nothing about the team, I just like the jacket". So, it seems to me that the hip hop crowd really just gets attracted to anything with a black color scheme. Winning and losing was an irrelevency to many.
You obviously don't know women. Women like pink, and blue, and mauve etc.
In some aspects of things, women....and many younger men, choose a team's gear because it is the hip thing to do, not because they actually follow or care a whit about the team. It is a fashion statement.
For many years, young black men would wear Raiders gear because it was affiliated with hip hop and gangsters. It had nothing to do with football....or winning or losing. Some high schools even had to ban the wearing of Raiders gear because of its affiliation with gangs.
And the same is true of the Steelers gear. It is the color combination, not the winning or losing that they go for. They think it is hip, or hip hop, or cool or something. I have even asked a few women I saw wearing it. They said, "nah, I don't know nothing about the team, I just like the jacket". So, it seems to me that the hip hop crowd really just gets attracted to anything with a black color scheme. Winning and losing was an irrelevency to many.
thats fine you are entitled to your opinion which I do think has merit because to lump one possible motivation or causation to the "why" question when dealing with an extremely large and diverse group is silly.
I do agree with you opinion that some may be influenced by exactly what you are stating.
I do however believe very strongly in natural selection qualities like winning and bright colors are something most females are attracted to. If I dont "know" women well...... i totally agree with you...... I am still trying to figure the one i have children with and frankly dont EVER think I will "know" her........ I just chalk it up to she is a woman and I dont need to understand her fully just enough to stay out of trouble for myself
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guys....
take these chicks home
slip on a browns condom.
guess what girl you just got .......
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