Nursery Rhyme for Baby Lummy
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This song used to work extremely well with Paul McDonald and Todd Philcox but the lyrics to Old McDonald work even better today for Dumb Ass and crib songs:
Derek Anderson has the ball
E-I-E-I-OUCH
and on the throw he'll miss them all
E-I-E-I-OUCH
With a pick-pick here and a pick-pick there
Here a pick, there a pick
Everywhere a pick-pick
Derek Anderson has the ball
E-I-E-I-OUCH
And on the throw we say "HELL NO!"
E-I-E-I-OUCH
Cause when it's poor those Rats will score
E-I-E-I-OUCH
It ain't the formula that baby is spitting up on. We're gaggin too.
- Tom F. (I keep thinking my alarm is going to go off and I'm going to wake up an 8-3 record with an intelliegnt QB behind center along with LBers that like to tackle with shoulder pads on the defensive side of the ball)
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Gotta keep things equal ...
Brady Quinn has the ball
E-I-E-I-OUCH
He looks so handsome and so tall
E-I-E-I-OUCH
With a flex here and a flex there
Here a peck, there a peck
Everywhere a peck-peck
Brady Quinn has the ball
E-I-E-I-OUCH
And with each dink we say "Hooray"
E-I-E-I-OUCH
We'll lose each game and be so gay
E-I-E-I-OUCH
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lol, i like 'em both
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The browns team has the ball
E-I-E-I-OUCH
No matter the QB they will fall
E-I-E-I-OUCH
With one drop here
And A bad pass there
Miss a tackle
Limbs do crackle
All The fans begin to Cackle
The browns team has the ball
E-I-E-I-OUCH
The Browns Phone behins to ring
E-I-E-I-OUCH
Looks like we signed Tim Couch
E-I-E-I-.....ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch
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The browns defense now on the field
E-I-E-I-OUCH
Have to stop'em after the fieldgoal from Phil
E-I-E-I-OUCH
With a missed tackle here
And an invisible linebacker there
Here a soft coverage
there a weak pass rush
Everywhere is open for big gains
The browns defense still on the field
E-I-E-I-OUCH
The Browns are going to blow this 14 point lead
E-I-E-I-OUCH
Another off-season filled with need
E-I-E-I-OUCH
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DICEMAN
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?"
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Gotta keep things equal ...
Brady Quinn has the ball
E-I-E-I-OUCH
He looks so handsome and so tall
E-I-E-I-OUCH
With a flex here and a flex there
Here a peck, there a peck
Everywhere a peck-peck
Brady Quinn has the ball
E-I-E-I-OUCH
And with each dink we say "Hooray"
E-I-E-I-OUCH
We'll lose each game and be so gay
E-I-E-I-OUCH
Gotta keep things equal ...
Brady Quinn has the ball
E-I-E-I-OUCH
He looks so handsome and so tall
E-I-E-I-OUCH
With a flex here and a flex there
Here a peck, there a peck
Everywhere a peck-peck
Brady Quinn has the ball
E-I-E-I-OUCH
And with each dink we say "Hooray"
E-I-E-I-OUCH
We'll lose each game and be so gay
E-I-E-I-OUCH
God damn...that's good.
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Gotta keep things equal ...
Brady Quinn has the ball
E-I-E-I-OUCH
He looks so handsome and so tall
E-I-E-I-OUCH
With a flex here and a flex there
Here a peck, there a peck
Everywhere a peck-peck
Brady Quinn has the ball
E-I-E-I-OUCH
And with each dink we say "Hooray"
E-I-E-I-OUCH
We'll lose each game and be so gay
E-I-E-I-OUCH
Gotta keep things equal ...
Brady Quinn has the ball
E-I-E-I-OUCH
LOL! Sick basterd. Staying in the spirit I'm gonna share a dose of reality from 1 of our 3 losses to the ONLY 3 AFC opponents able to win more than 8 games in 2007. Stan looks interested in the science of 3 and outs so here's the 2nd half body by Derek Anderson in our 2007 rematch with Pittsburgh - let's see how many first downs we can count that were gained by our offense and even better point out when the first one you noticed was. If Cribbs doesn't spot us TWO 97+ yard kickoff returns that day - we lose by 17. Enjoy:
3rd Quarter
Pittsburgh - 15:00
PIT kicked off, D. Dinkins returned kickoff for 10 yards
Cleveland - 14:56
1st-10, CLE35 14:56 J. Lewis rushed to the left for 1 yard gain
2nd-9, CLE36 14:20 D. Anderson incomplete pass to the right
3rd-9, CLE36 14:13 D. Anderson incomplete pass down the middle
4th-9, CLE36 13:53 D. Zastudil punt. A. Rossum returned punt for 21 yards
Pittsburgh - 13:53
1st-10, PIT36 13:53 W. Parker rushed to the left for 3 yard gain
2nd-7, PIT39 13:19 W. Parker rushed to the right for no gain
3rd-7, PIT39 12:36 B. Roethlisberger incomplete pass to the left
4th-7, PIT39 12:16 D. Sepulveda punt. J. Cribbs returned punt for 6 yards
Cleveland - 12:16
1st-10, CLE25 12:16 D. Anderson passed to J. Lewis to the right for 1 yard gain
2nd-9, CLE26 11:39 J. Lewis rushed to the left for no gain
3rd-9, CLE26 10:55 D. Anderson incomplete pass to the right
4th-9, CLE26 10:42 D. Zastudil punt, no return
Pittsburgh - 10:42
1st-10, PIT28 10:42 B. Roethlisberger passed to S. Holmes to the right for 13 yard gain
1st-10, PIT41 10:16 B. Roethlisberger sacked by S. Smith. B. Roethlisberger fumbled. H. Miller recovered fumble
2nd-23, PIT28 9:26 N. Davenport rushed to the right for no gain
3rd-23, PIT28 8:43 B. Roethlisberger incomplete pass to the right
4th-23, PIT28 8:26 D. Sepulveda punt, no return
Cleveland - 8:18
1st-10, CLE34 8:18 J. Lewis rushed up the middle for 4 yard gain. J. Lewis fumbled. I. Taylor recovered fumble
Pittsburgh - 8:18
1st-10, CLE38 8:18 B. Roethlisberger passed to H. Ward to the right for 19 yard gain
1st-10, CLE19 7:44 W. Parker rushed up the middle for 2 yard gain
2nd-8, CLE17 7:03 B. Roethlisberger passed to W. Parker to the right for 5 yard gain
3rd-3, CLE12 6:14 B. Roethlisberger passed to H. Ward to the left for 12 yard touchdown. J. Reed made PAT
Pittsburgh - 6:14
PIT kicked off, J. Cribbs returned kickoff for 8 yards
Cleveland - 6:10
1st-10, CLE33 6:10 D. Anderson passed to J. Jurevicius to the left for 9 yard gain
2nd-1, CLE42 5:40 J. Lewis rushed to the right for 2 yard loss
3rd-3, CLE40 4:55 D. Anderson incomplete pass to the right
4th-3, CLE40 4:39 D. Zastudil punt. A. Rossum returned punt for 6 yards
Pittsburgh - 4:39
1st-10, PIT15 4:39 W. Parker rushed to the left for 1 yard gain
2nd-9, PIT16 3:58 B. Roethlisberger passed to N. Washington to the right for 12 yard gain
1st-10, PIT28 3:24 W. Parker rushed to the left for 1 yard gain
2nd-9, PIT29 2:41 B. Roethlisberger sacked by R. Smith
3rd-14, PIT24 2:01 B. Roethlisberger passed to N. Davenport down the middle for 10 yard gain
4th-4, PIT34 1:18 D. Sepulveda punt. J. Cribbs returned punt for 7 yards
Cleveland - 1:18
1st-10, CLE32 1:18 D. Anderson passed to J. Lewis down the middle for 1 yard gain
2nd-9, CLE33 0:40 J. Lewis rushed to the left for 2 yard gain. CLE committed 10 yard penalty
2nd-17, CLE25 0:11 D. Anderson incomplete pass to the left
3rd-17, CLE25 0:07 CLE committed 5 yard penalty
3rd-22, CLE20 0:03 PIT committed 5 yard penalty
4th Quarter
Cleveland continued
3rd-17, CLE25 15:00 D. Anderson incomplete pass down the middle
4th-17, CLE25 14:47 D. Zastudil punt, no return
Pittsburgh - 14:47
1st-10, PIT34 14:47 W. Parker rushed up the middle for 6 yard gain
2nd-4, PIT40 14:16 B. Roethlisberger passed to H. Ward to the left for 18 yard gain
1st-10, CLE42 13:32 W. Parker rushed to the left for 1 yard gain
2nd-9, CLE41 12:58 PIT committed 5 yard penalty
2nd-14, CLE46 12:38 B. Roethlisberger passed to N. Washington to the right for 16 yard gain
1st-10, CLE30 11:55 B. Roethlisberger incomplete pass down the middle
2nd-10, CLE30 11:47 B. Roethlisberger incomplete pass down the middle
3rd-10, CLE30 11:32 B. Roethlisberger rushed up the middle for 30 yard touchdown. 2pt attempt converted, B. Roethlisberger pass to H. Ward
Pittsburgh - 11:14
PIT kicked off, J. Cribbs returned kickoff for 100 yard touchdown
Cleveland - 11:14
CLE kicked off, A. Rossum returned kickoff for 2 yards
Pittsburgh - 11:10
1st-10, PIT22 11:10 W. Parker rushed up the middle for 2 yard gain
2nd-8, PIT24 10:39 W. Parker rushed up the middle for 2 yard gain
3rd-6, PIT26 9:57 B. Roethlisberger passed to S. Holmes to the left for 18 yard gain
1st-10, PIT44 9:18 B. Roethlisberger passed to S. Holmes to the left for 15 yard gain
1st-10, CLE41 8:45 W. Parker rushed to the left for 6 yard gain
2nd-4, CLE35 8:11 B. Roethlisberger passed to H. Miller to the left for 10 yard gain
1st-10, CLE25 7:37 W. Parker rushed up the middle for 3 yard gain
2nd-7, CLE22 6:58 B. Roethlisberger sacked by E. Wright
3rd-18, CLE33 6:21 B. Roethlisberger passed to H. Miller to the right for 20 yard gain
1st-10, CLE13 5:33 W. Parker rushed to the right for 1 yard gain
2nd-9, CLE12 4:52 W. Parker incomplete pass to the right
3rd-9, CLE12 4:47 B. Roethlisberger rushed to the right for 10 yard gain
1st-2, CLE2 3:58 N. Davenport rushed up the middle for no gain
2nd-2, CLE2 3:13 B. Roethlisberger passed to H. Miller down the middle for 2 yard touchdown. J. Reed made PAT
Pittsburgh - 3:13
PIT kicked off, J. Cribbs returned kickoff for 6 yards
Cleveland - 3:10
1st-10, CLE25 3:10 D. Anderson incomplete pass down the middle
2nd-10, CLE25 3:06 D. Anderson incomplete pass to the right
3rd-10, CLE25 3:01 D. Anderson incomplete pass to the left
4th-10, CLE25 2:42 D. Zastudil punt, no return
Pittsburgh - 2:42
1st-10, PIT11 2:42 W. Parker rushed up the middle for 1 yard gain
2nd-9, PIT12 2:38 W. Parker rushed up the middle for 2 yard gain
3rd-7, PIT14 2:00 B. Roethlisberger rushed up the middle for no gain
4th-7, PIT14 1:04 D. Sepulveda punt. J. Cribbs returned punt for no gain. CLE committed 10 yard penalty
Cleveland - 1:04
1st-10, CLE33 1:04 D. Anderson incomplete pass to the right
2nd-10, CLE33 1:00 D. Anderson passed to J. Jurevicius to the left for 16 yard gain
1st-10, CLE49 0:41 D. Anderson incomplete pass down the middle
2nd-10, CLE49 0:38 D. Anderson passed to K. Winslow to the left for 13 yard gain
1st-10, PIT38 0:27 D. Anderson incomplete pass down the middle
2nd-10, PIT38 0:22 D. Anderson passed to J. Jurevicius down the middle for 3 yard gain
3rd-7, PIT35 0:11 D. Anderson incomplete pass down the middle
4th-7, PIT35 0:06 P. Dawson missed a 52-yard field goal
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Do you see what I see?
A bum a bum
who's really freakin dumb
with a mind as useless can be
and an arm that's worthless to me
Said the Steeler fans to the Cleveland fans
"He's a freakin keeper
looks good looks good
especially in our hood
with an IQ as big as his 3
with an IQ as big as his 3."
And now we got the entire male cheerleading section from Oregon State telling us how great he is.
- Tom F. (Defense looked good when they weren't sucking gas. Can you get any more help from the STs than that? The DA fans blamed our D after one without REALLY looking at it the FULL picture. 3 and outs are brutal)
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lol these are all funny heres mine..
The cleveland browns play at home again.. E-I-E-I-OH
Without brady quinn they cannot win.. E-I-E-I-OH
With a pick pick here and bad pass there anderson makes the fans boo and swear..
The cleveland browns play at home again.. E-I-E-I-OH
And on the field they just cant win... E-I-E-I-OH
With no rush here and a predictable blitz there manning can throw it everywhere..
The cleveland browns play at home again.. E-I-E-I-OH..
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