Jake WILL take you to playoffs.
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Wow you are pathetic. One person says something and you freak out. If your post got deleted sorry. I would have loved to read it and laugh. i guess the man love comments hit a little to close to home. LOL. You are just jealous that you don't have true and knowledgeable fans like Cleveland. And I know you are still grieving the loss of your man.
It will be ok.
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I enjoyed Jake Guts posts and ageed with most of them, but you went sour on one poster and threw all Cleveland fans under the bus?
You have no right to comment on any Cleveland sports History, the Browns have more Hall of Famers than your team has years in the league.
So what about your history? Oh yea u have none, how bout basketball?...nope, baseball?......nope
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What's wrong Jake guts . Not enough problems in your mediocre life . You want to come in here and make more problems for yourself . Not one guy on this site cares a damn what you think .
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Can you say bipolar?
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Did anyone actually read that extra long post? I know I sure as hell didn't. The Cavs also should have gone deeper in the playoffs than they did. I think real credence can be placed on the lebron mom and Delonte West fiasco. What a damn shame to because this year was as good as any for Lebron to get that ring that Cleveland has wanted for a long, long time.
<------ Cavs fan thanks to Kent State University and Mark Price back in the day. (Also proxy)
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Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Season ends, craziness begins...
Share The shock of last Thursday's Cavaliers elimination is finally reduced to mere throbbing.
Now comes the guessing, the hurtful rumors (to many people in a rumor I won't repeat, and to the City of Cleveland in the rumors about LeBron's destination), the conjecture, the talk about Calipari and LeBron, etc. etc.
Is there any doubt that despite what most basketball writers want--LeBron returning to the Cavaliers--the big boys at ESPN will do anything to stop? Check this website out.
ESPN's entire site geared around LeBron hysteria--and barely any talk about why he should stay in Cleveland. Not to mention the tons of reasons he would.
Thanks @azv321 for the picture.
Posted by Brian at 2:12 PM Labels: Cavaliers, Lebron
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Thursday, May 13, 2010
Day of Reckoning (Part One)
Share Okay, Tuesday night was bad. Wednesday may have been worse with the national media LeBron bash-fest, while Cleveland collectively sat around and tried to figure out what the hell just happened. We still don't know. And we may not even find out tonight. But then again...we may. It's Thursday now.
Despite the sudden bluster from New York thinking this is all of a sudden their golden ticket to the LeBron sweepstakes, this series isn't over. True, the Cavaliers have looked listless, but if anybody doesn't think that a national embarassment can't wake a team up, please check again.
Time to focus on the positive. This team won the most games in the league. They have the best player in the world. He's our guy, and he very well might come back tonight.
Go Cavs.
Share “Good night! Can’t grab a f***ing rebound. Allen is hot. Pierce is into it. Sloppy. No chance. No heart. No mental toughness. They can all go to hell.”
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Such was the “breaking point” moment for CST contributor Froms during last night’s Cavs-Celts Game 5 apocalypse. Froms sent me the above staccato, outrage-fueled text message mere moments after Ray Allen sunk a three-ball near the beginning of the third quarter, when Boston outhustled the lethargic Cavs two possessions in a row to balloon its manageable six-point halftime lead to a seemingly insurmountable 12. At that instant, LeBron James and the Cavs seemed as broken as my melodramatic, text-abusing friend.
What a strange trip this post-season has been. Over my last 20-plus years of Cleveland sports fandom, I’ve seen many inexplicable sights, both good and ill, and have shushed the emotional slalom from its enervating heights to its bone breaking valleys.
Never have I felt such abject dislike for a Cleveland playoff team as I do these Cavs right now. While this fanbase has witnessed its well-documented share of sports disasters, those sickening moments were never due to lack of effort. There is no excuse for the bizarre passivity this team is displaying.
What I saw yesterday – and to some extent throughout these playoffs – is nothing short of mystifying. I have no idea where this roster’s collective head is at. Is it floating in the stratosphere with LeBron James, whose signature Game 3 performance just five days ago now seems like a sweet dream?
LeBron-related rumors of varying paranoia and lunacy are making the rounds on the off day: Local sports blabber Les Levine opined that #23 needs Tommy John-style ligament surgery on his elbow, which would shelve him for the entirety of next year. Message board chatter includes allegations that LeBron is on some kind of talent sapping pain medication, or tanking it on purpose in order to grease the skids of out of C-town, or that he’s otherwise distracted by the champagne wishes and caviar dreams of impending free agency.
Crackpot maunderings aside, there’s certainly something going on with the guy that’s made him a bystander during crucial points of this series. But if LeBron’s elbow is indeed troubling him, then where did that dynamic Game 3 performance come from?
I understand the man is not some basketball cyborg incapable of a bad game. If anything, Cleveland fans have been spoiled by Lebron’s greatness and perhaps unfairly expect a near triple double every time he laces up. LeBron said it himself during last night’s post-game presser: “When you have three bad games in seven years, it's easy to point them out.”
But one underperforming playoff game is not what this is about. No, this is LeBron at least giving the appearance of not giving a damn in what could be called, without hyperbole, the most critical playoff series in franchise history.
Is it his elbow, is it the Celtics’ admittedly stout defense, is it frustration toward Mike Brown’s questionable player rotations and an unhelpful supporting cast? I don’t know, but what we saw last night defied the logic of 600-plus games watching this kid tear up the league:
A tentative LeBron standing motionless on the wing while Anthony Parker or Andy Varejao clomped around the key trying to create their own shots; a timid LeBron deferring again and again even as Boston took control of the game; an impatient LeBron hoisting truly awful looking 20-foot jumpers that clanked off the side of the rim.
Coach Brown, LeBron’s teammates (see Williams, Mo) and a resilient Boston squad are all reasons why Cleveland’s starting down the barrel of elimination today. Still, if the crude saying about “shit rolling downhill” is correct, then that particular ball of excrement was given its first nudge by the King himself.
Posted by Doug at 10:55 PM Labels: Cavaliers
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Everybody hurts
Share The press today about LeBron and the Cavaliers is absolutely amazing. And totally deserved. And totally perplexing. I wonder if we will find out exactly what is going on with LeBron right now.
I'm not piling on, I'm not hating. I'm confused, and hurting.
Breakdown of Game 5.
Horribly true analysis from Adrian Wojnarowski and Brian Windhorst, too.
Posted by Brian at 6:53 PM Labels: Cavs, Lebron
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Game 6 - it's kinda big
Share Sports Guy thinks it's huge.
(Game 6 will be...) a game in which LeBron James and the Cavaliers will have more pressure on them than any team in the history of the second round, and also a game that could determine how the next 12 years of NBA titles unfold and possibly assassinate professional basketball in Cleveland
Posted by Brian at 3:29 PM
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Game 5 Catastrophe
Share I am still too much in pain to put much thoughts into words, but guest Todd sums it up pretty well:
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that game was bullshit.
1. jamison cannot guard garnett. Varejao is the only option, but he's a good and proven one. I still think Jamison should play the 3 and guard Pierce
2. Parker blows anything that walks near him. He's a 25 cent hooker.
3. Moon should be playing until Mo can make a jump shot, drive, or not turn the ball over
4. Shaq can get the entire celtics team to foul out by the third quarter if Brown gives him the minutes.
5. LeBron needs to pull his head out of his ass and drive to the basket. The problem is that the celtics know that Mo and Parker can't shoot for shit, so they all sag off and double/triple him. This is why Moon, Varejao, and Gibson should be used more to bring energy and to keep the defense honest.
6. If Ray Allen doesn't have to play defense or rebound, he saves all his energy to run off screens and shoot 5-6 from 3 pt range. See item 2. Parker and Mo couldn't guard me, and combining that with Jamison on Garnett and it all makes sense.
This is a match-up series and Brown refuses to accept that his beloved Parker and Mo are not getting the job done. They aren't bad players, they're just horrendous match-ups in this series. Jamison is good against most 4's, but Garnett is just too long for him. He's got to adjust and start wearing those old bastards down with some young legs running them all over the floor. At least Moon, Gibson, and Varejao run like crazy. They cut to the basket. They get in your face on defense. They are annoying to guard and to score against. That counts.
Of course all this is irrelevant if LeBron shoots well, but it would be nice to get a tactical win in this series instead of having to rely upon LeBron to just dominate all the time. How many fast breaks did Cleveland have? Steals? How much did they press the ball on either end? How many horrible box outs did Mo and Parker have? At least if Booby misses a box out he is capable of hitting an open 3. The turnovers...puke. Those were a symptom of the horrible spacing and lack of respect that Boston had for Parker and Mo/West to hit open jumpers.
Starting 5:
Shaq
Andy
Jamison
LeBron
Moon
How annoying would it be to have to play against those 5? You've got long, quick defenders around Shaq. They have mismatches all over the floor. Allen gets Moon or LeBron. Pierce can try and post up Jamison. Andy will annoy the crap out of Garnett. Moon or LeBron gets Rondo, both of whom are quick enough and jump high enough to give him trouble shooting. That saves Mo/West/Parker/Z/Hickson to come off the bench. If you only have one of those guys in at a time it won't kill you. I think Z is a good fit in this series as long as Hickson or Andy is out there with him to take Garnett.
The good news? LeBron has to be really pissed off at himself right now and the winner of game 6 wins the series. Boston is not going to go into Cleveland and win a game 7 if the Cavs play like they should in game 6. The bad news? If they lose game 6 it takes LeBron from 90% back in Cleveland to 30% back in Cleveland. That's a lot worse than a stupid playoff game.
Posted by Brian at 8:20 AM
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Sunday, May 02, 2010
A Game One to Remember
Share Everyone's blood pressure was rising during Game One, and it was an amazing game to be sure. Even in the first half, I was never panicky, because it seemed the Cavs missed a ton of layups--and that is a lot better sign than missing a ton of jump shots, because you know that layups are eventually going to fall, and the fact that the Cavs were getting good looks was a good sign. Not as good a sign, that Rajon Rondo was absolutely unstoppable--again against the Cavs. I don't know what the secret is to stopping Rondo, but my gut says it's initials are D.W.
Anyway, so many amazing moments, from Delonte's swinging dunk, to LeBron's 3rd quarter ending shot, to Shaq's takeoff and throwdown. But of course, it was "Air" Mo Williams huge dunk that got the game totally turned around. It was so unexpected that I didn't realize what happened--it was too loud for me to hear the announcers and I couldn't tell if the layup that I figured Mo was trying to get off actually made it to the rim. But wow--that's the Mo that we wanted to see last year, and the Mo we know we have.
This might be a collection of highlights we want to see for a long time...
Posted by Brian at 7:46 PM Labels: Cavaliers
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Saturday, May 01, 2010
Round Two
Share Well some are playing this up as a possible payback for 2008, where the Celtics knocked the Cavs out in 7 thrilling games, on their way to a bought NBA title. Me, I think it's just payback to a team that the Cavs hate as much as their fans. Between the mindless trash talking of Kevin Garnett, the peskiness of Rajon Rondo, the thumb-twistiness of Glen Davis, the old man camped out shooting threes, and everything else on that team, LeBron can't stand them as much as I can't. So here we go. Twelve to go.
Posted by Brian at 6:27 PM
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Friday, April 30, 2010
The Funniest Team in the NBA
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I mean, we knew that the Cavs had to be one of the closest teams in the NBA. And it isn't just this year, it's every year. LeBron James is like the glue to a team that is so close and so happy, it's infectious. As shown in the famous LeBron-jumps-into-Z's-arms photo after Game 6 of that Detroit series. (That still brings a tear to my eye.
And last year, into this year, it's shown how funny the Cavs are, when it comes to the pregame intro poses, to the music videos that the players randomly put onto YouTube. (Maybe not Cleveland Indians pie-in-the-face funny, but nonetheless.)
A video of Shaq (poorly, but hilariously) lip-syncing to Rick Springfield's "Jesse's Girl" came out today, and it made me laugh out loud. Shaq is hilarious.
And let's not forget Delonte's famous rap...Iced TEA!!!!!!
...and LeBron's acting...
....and of course the LeBron and Kobe puppet...
And Shaq and LeBron dancing...
Posted by Brian at 1:27 PM Labels: Cavaliers, Lebron
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M-V-P!! M-V-P!!
Share To no one's surprise, the Associated Press is reporting that a source says that LeBron James will receive his second MVP award in a ceremony at the University of Akron on Sunday.
Here's to many more in Cleveland, LeBron!
Posted by Brian at 12:03 PM
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Monday, April 26, 2010
Haiku of the Day
Share #Cavs need game 4 win /
LeBron says "Get on my back" /
Not Boobie or Z.
Posted by Brian at 9:28 AM
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Sunday, April 25, 2010
That's better
Share If the Cavaliers' confounding Game 3 loss to Chicago on Thursday night was a "wake-up call," then LeBron and friends spent the first quarter-and-a-half of Game 4 responding to this hypothetical alarm by blearily slapping the snooze button and rolling over for a little extra shut-eye.
When the Cavs finally did come to, however, they did so with a bloody vengeance and played their best game of these young playoffs. As usual with this team, the offense thrived when the defense was making stops. The Cavs strangled the guard penetration and open shots the Bulls used to dice the defense over two-plus games, leading to the smooth transition game that is Cleveland's offensive strength. The half-court offense still needs work as ever - Shaq must go into his move set quicker and the team is taking too many threes. Still, I always enjoy a balanced scoring attack that doesn't include LeBron taking jab-step jumpers with two seconds left on the shot clock.
Really, this was precisely the convincing win this squad needed. Victory is inevitable at this stage of the post-season, meaning how the Cavs compete is just as important as the results. If Thursday's disheartening game ends up being the cold shower that awakens the Cavs for the rest of the playoffs, then so be it.
P
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Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Season ends, craziness begins...
Share The shock of last Thursday's Cavaliers elimination is finally reduced to mere throbbing.
Now comes the guessing, the hurtful rumors (to many people in a rumor I won't repeat, and to the City of Cleveland in the rumors about LeBron's destination), the conjecture, the talk about Calipari and LeBron, etc. etc.
Is there any doubt that despite what most basketball writers want--LeBron returning to the Cavaliers--the big boys at ESPN will do anything to stop? Check this website out.
ESPN's entire site geared around LeBron hysteria--and barely any talk about why he should stay in Cleveland. Not to mention the tons of reasons he would.
Thanks @azv321 for the picture.
Posted by Brian at 2:12 PM Labels: Cavaliers, Lebron
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Thursday, May 13, 2010
Day of Reckoning (Part One)
Share Okay, Tuesday night was bad. Wednesday may have been worse with the national media LeBron bash-fest, while Cleveland collectively sat around and tried to figure out what the hell just happened. We still don't know. And we may not even find out tonight. But then again...we may. It's Thursday now.
Despite the sudden bluster from New York thinking this is all of a sudden their golden ticket to the LeBron sweepstakes, this series isn't over. True, the Cavaliers have looked listless, but if anybody doesn't think that a national embarassment can't wake a team up, please check again.
Time to focus on the positive. This team won the most games in the league. They have the best player in the world. He's our guy, and he very well might come back tonight.
Go Cavs.
Share “Good night! Can’t grab a f***ing rebound. Allen is hot. Pierce is into it. Sloppy. No chance. No heart. No mental toughness. They can all go to hell.”
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Such was the “breaking point” moment for CST contributor Froms during last night’s Cavs-Celts Game 5 apocalypse. Froms sent me the above staccato, outrage-fueled text message mere moments after Ray Allen sunk a three-ball near the beginning of the third quarter, when Boston outhustled the lethargic Cavs two possessions in a row to balloon its manageable six-point halftime lead to a seemingly insurmountable 12. At that instant, LeBron James and the Cavs seemed as broken as my melodramatic, text-abusing friend.
What a strange trip this post-season has been. Over my last 20-plus years of Cleveland sports fandom, I’ve seen many inexplicable sights, both good and ill, and have shushed the emotional slalom from its enervating heights to its bone breaking valleys.
Never have I felt such abject dislike for a Cleveland playoff team as I do these Cavs right now. While this fanbase has witnessed its well-documented share of sports disasters, those sickening moments were never due to lack of effort. There is no excuse for the bizarre passivity this team is displaying.
What I saw yesterday – and to some extent throughout these playoffs – is nothing short of mystifying. I have no idea where this roster’s collective head is at. Is it floating in the stratosphere with LeBron James, whose signature Game 3 performance just five days ago now seems like a sweet dream?
LeBron-related rumors of varying paranoia and lunacy are making the rounds on the off day: Local sports blabber Les Levine opined that #23 needs Tommy John-style ligament surgery on his elbow, which would shelve him for the entirety of next year. Message board chatter includes allegations that LeBron is on some kind of talent sapping pain medication, or tanking it on purpose in order to grease the skids of out of C-town, or that he’s otherwise distracted by the champagne wishes and caviar dreams of impending free agency.
Crackpot maunderings aside, there’s certainly something going on with the guy that’s made him a bystander during crucial points of this series. But if LeBron’s elbow is indeed troubling him, then where did that dynamic Game 3 performance come from?
I understand the man is not some basketball cyborg incapable of a bad game. If anything, Cleveland fans have been spoiled by Lebron’s greatness and perhaps unfairly expect a near triple double every time he laces up. LeBron said it himself during last night’s post-game presser: “When you have three bad games in seven years, it's easy to point them out.”
But one underperforming playoff game is not what this is about. No, this is LeBron at least giving the appearance of not giving a damn in what could be called, without hyperbole, the most critical playoff series in franchise history.
Is it his elbow, is it the Celtics’ admittedly stout defense, is it frustration toward Mike Brown’s questionable player rotations and an unhelpful supporting cast? I don’t know, but what we saw last night defied the logic of 600-plus games watching this kid tear up the league:
A tentative LeBron standing motionless on the wing while Anthony Parker or Andy Varejao clomped around the key trying to create their own shots; a timid LeBron deferring again and again even as Boston took control of the game; an impatient LeBron hoisting truly awful looking 20-foot jumpers that clanked off the side of the rim.
Coach Brown, LeBron’s teammates (see Williams, Mo) and a resilient Boston squad are all reasons why Cleveland’s starting down the barrel of elimination today. Still, if the crude saying about “shit rolling downhill” is correct, then that particular ball of excrement was given its first nudge by the King himself.
Posted by Doug at 10:55 PM Labels: Cavaliers
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Everybody hurts
Share The press today about LeBron and the Cavaliers is absolutely amazing. And totally deserved. And totally perplexing. I wonder if we will find out exactly what is going on with LeBron right now.
I'm not piling on, I'm not hating. I'm confused, and hurting.
Breakdown of Game 5.
Horribly true analysis from Adrian Wojnarowski and Brian Windhorst, too.
Posted by Brian at 6:53 PM Labels: Cavs, Lebron
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Game 6 - it's kinda big
Share Sports Guy thinks it's huge.
(Game 6 will be...) a game in which LeBron James and the Cavaliers will have more pressure on them than any team in the history of the second round, and also a game that could determine how the next 12 years of NBA titles unfold and possibly assassinate professional basketball in Cleveland
Posted by Brian at 3:29 PM
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Game 5 Catastrophe
Share I am still too much in pain to put much thoughts into words, but guest Todd sums it up pretty well:
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that game was bullshit.
1. jamison cannot guard garnett. Varejao is the only option, but he's a good and proven one. I still think Jamison should play the 3 and guard Pierce
2. Parker blows anything that walks near him. He's a 25 cent hooker.
3. Moon should be playing until Mo can make a jump shot, drive, or not turn the ball over
4. Shaq can get the entire celtics team to foul out by the third quarter if Brown gives him the minutes.
5. LeBron needs to pull his head out of his ass and drive to the basket. The problem is that the celtics know that Mo and Parker can't shoot for shit, so they all sag off and double/triple him. This is why Moon, Varejao, and Gibson should be used more to bring energy and to keep the defense honest.
6. If Ray Allen doesn't have to play defense or rebound, he saves all his energy to run off screens and shoot 5-6 from 3 pt range. See item 2. Parker and Mo couldn't guard me, and combining that with Jamison on Garnett and it all makes sense.
This is a match-up series and Brown refuses to accept that his beloved Parker and Mo are not getting the job done. They aren't bad players, they're just horrendous match-ups in this series. Jamison is good against most 4's, but Garnett is just too long for him. He's got to adjust and start wearing those old bastards down with some young legs running them all over the floor. At least Moon, Gibson, and Varejao run like crazy. They cut to the basket. They get in your face on defense. They are annoying to guard and to score against. That counts.
Of course all this is irrelevant if LeBron shoots well, but it would be nice to get a tactical win in this series instead of having to rely upon LeBron to just dominate all the time. How many fast breaks did Cleveland have? Steals? How much did they press the ball on either end? How many horrible box outs did Mo and Parker have? At least if Booby misses a box out he is capable of hitting an open 3. The turnovers...puke. Those were a symptom of the horrible spacing and lack of respect that Boston had for Parker and Mo/West to hit open jumpers.
Starting 5:
Shaq
Andy
Jamison
LeBron
Moon
How annoying would it be to have to play against those 5? You've got long, quick defenders around Shaq. They have mismatches all over the floor. Allen gets Moon or LeBron. Pierce can try and post up Jamison. Andy will annoy the crap out of Garnett. Moon or LeBron gets Rondo, both of whom are quick enough and jump high enough to give him trouble shooting. That saves Mo/West/Parker/Z/Hickson to come off the bench. If you only have one of those guys in at a time it won't kill you. I think Z is a good fit in this series as long as Hickson or Andy is out there with him to take Garnett.
The good news? LeBron has to be really pissed off at himself right now and the winner of game 6 wins the series. Boston is not going to go into Cleveland and win a game 7 if the Cavs play like they should in game 6. The bad news? If they lose game 6 it takes LeBron from 90% back in Cleveland to 30% back in Cleveland. That's a lot worse than a stupid playoff game.
Posted by Brian at 8:20 AM
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Sunday, May 02, 2010
A Game One to Remember
Share Everyone's blood pressure was rising during Game One, and it was an amazing game to be sure. Even in the first half, I was never panicky, because it seemed the Cavs missed a ton of layups--and that is a lot better sign than missing a ton of jump shots, because you know that layups are eventually going to fall, and the fact that the Cavs were getting good looks was a good sign. Not as good a sign, that Rajon Rondo was absolutely unstoppable--again against the Cavs. I don't know what the secret is to stopping Rondo, but my gut says it's initials are D.W.
Anyway, so many amazing moments, from Delonte's swinging dunk, to LeBron's 3rd quarter ending shot, to Shaq's takeoff and throwdown. But of course, it was "Air" Mo Williams huge dunk that got the game totally turned around. It was so unexpected that I didn't realize what happened--it was too loud for me to hear the announcers and I couldn't tell if the layup that I figured Mo was trying to get off actually made it to the rim. But wow--that's the Mo that we wanted to see last year, and the Mo we know we have.
This might be a collection of highlights we want to see for a long time...
Posted by Brian at 7:46 PM Labels: Cavaliers
0 comments
Saturday, May 01, 2010
Round Two
Share Well some are playing this up as a possible payback for 2008, where the Celtics knocked the Cavs out in 7 thrilling games, on their way to a bought NBA title. Me, I think it's just payback to a team that the Cavs hate as much as their fans. Between the mindless trash talking of Kevin Garnett, the peskiness of Rajon Rondo, the thumb-twistiness of Glen Davis, the old man camped out shooting threes, and everything else on that team, LeBron can't stand them as much as I can't. So here we go. Twelve to go.
Posted by Brian at 6:27 PM
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Friday, April 30, 2010
The Funniest Team in the NBA
Share
I mean, we knew that the Cavs had to be one of the closest teams in the NBA. And it isn't just this year, it's every year. LeBron James is like the glue to a team that is so close and so happy, it's infectious. As shown in the famous LeBron-jumps-into-Z's-arms photo after Game 6 of that Detroit series. (That still brings a tear to my eye.
And last year, into this year, it's shown how funny the Cavs are, when it comes to the pregame intro poses, to the music videos that the players randomly put onto YouTube. (Maybe not Cleveland Indians pie-in-the-face funny, but nonetheless.)
A video of Shaq (poorly, but hilariously) lip-syncing to Rick Springfield's "Jesse's Girl" came out today, and it made me laugh out loud. Shaq is hilarious.
And let's not forget Delonte's famous rap...Iced TEA!!!!!!
...and LeBron's acting...
....and of course the LeBron and Kobe puppet...
And Shaq and LeBron dancing...
Posted by Brian at 1:27 PM Labels: Cavaliers, Lebron
0 comments
M-V-P!! M-V-P!!
Share To no one's surprise, the Associated Press is reporting that a source says that LeBron James will receive his second MVP award in a ceremony at the University of Akron on Sunday.
Here's to many more in Cleveland, LeBron!
Posted by Brian at 12:03 PM
0 comments
Monday, April 26, 2010
Haiku of the Day
Share #Cavs need game 4 win /
LeBron says "Get on my back" /
Not Boobie or Z.
Posted by Brian at 9:28 AM
0 comments
Sunday, April 25, 2010
That's better
Share If the Cavaliers' confounding Game 3 loss to Chicago on Thursday night was a "wake-up call," then LeBron and friends spent the first quarter-and-a-half of Game 4 responding to this hypothetical alarm by blearily slapping the snooze button and rolling over for a little extra shut-eye.
When the Cavs finally did come to, however, they did so with a bloody vengeance and played their best game of these young playoffs. As usual with this team, the offense thrived when the defense was making stops. The Cavs strangled the guard penetration and open shots the Bulls used to dice the defense over two-plus games, leading to the smooth transition game that is Cleveland's offensive strength. The half-court offense still needs work as ever - Shaq must go into his move set quicker and the team is taking too many threes. Still, I always enjoy a balanced scoring attack that doesn't include LeBron taking jab-step jumpers with two seconds left on the shot clock.
Really, this was precisely the convincing win this squad needed. Victory is inevitable at this stage of the post-season, meaning how the Cavs compete is just as important as the results. If Thursday's disheartening game ends up being the cold shower that awakens the Cavs for the rest of the playoffs, then so be it.
P
Jake fag.
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Hey Jake, just remember 6 weeks without Big Gay Ben guarantees no playoffs again this year.
Have fun bangin your sister in the 2011 off-season.
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@jake-guts said:
I came in peace.reaching out to you guys
having my bro Jakes MF back when others have forgotten what he has done.
all i got was hate-o-aid from you negative fukcs
read the posts.
now you turn on me
u guys need to look in the mirror
go ahead, trash me. i don't give a fukc
you guys shd be ashamed how u treated someone reaching out
i got nothing to prove to you losers.
yea, i'm huge steelers fan. my dad is terry bradshaw. fu
i have ben posters on my wall.
FU. you attack me cause you cant look at what loser dicks you are
I'll still root for jake. you don't deserve him
Wow.
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@jake-guts said:
i got nothing to prove to you losers.I'll still root for jake. you don't deserve him
Dude, you're her solely for our entertainment. Keep going. The mods will let you know when you are finished.
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Jake Guts I love you. I'm from SC and a Panthers fan since the franchise started, albeit to a very rough start. Jake is the man. He will become the Cleveland Cajun, get his mojo back, and I will rejoice to see him back to his confident awesome self. I still pull for the Cats; no way will my loyalties leave my home team. But I'm a Jake fan through and through and that won't change until he leaves the NFL. The November game will be touchy....... He has "it." Watch for "it." Hey, rehab dude, that was funny as crap........
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Jake Guts, i appreciated the Delhomme praise and the positive posts but seriously, you need some thicker bark if you're gonna hang out here.
i can only speak for sisky but if you want to delete those posts, i'll be more than happy to turn my head and act like i never even saw it.
now raise your damn cup up and let's clink to Jake 2010.
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Jake Guts, i appreciated the Delhomme praise and the positive posts but seriously, you need some thicker bark if you're gonna hang out here.
i can only speak for sisky but if you want to delete those posts, i'll be more than happy to turn my head and act like i never even saw it.
now raise your damn cup up and let's clink to Jake 2010.
Jake Guts, i appreciated the Delhomme praise and the positive posts but seriously, you need some thicker bark
bark this.
want to hang here?
I gotta wash my MF after posting in this hell hole. Some of your self loathing neg mojo might wear off on me
to the little wanna be hom% quoting his jerking off fantasy stats to show that Jake will suck
the giants cut curt warner
some of you guys know im right
i can tell by the posts
the post on the steelers
spot on
you losers have MORE posts on your big daddy The pittsburgh steelers
your loser insecurity is disgusting
the steelers own you and they own your SOULS
the are winners
and you will keep being their little slu# until you change your attitudes
im the tough love you negative xxxxs need
this is by far the most hopeless, negative NFL on the planet
you guys are pathetic
read the stuff
you dudes LOSE everything before they even play the GD games
ever move one of your teams make...you trash.
you're so used to getting bihcth slapped up the as%.....you save the hope and any chance of let down.
you start out with the hate.
IM THE TOUGH LOVE DADDY YOU GUYS NEED. YOU SHOULD BEG ME TO RUN THIS GD FORUM. ID GET YOU A MF RING
YOU NEED ME. I AM YOUR DADDY.
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Jake Guts, i appreciated the Delhomme praise and the positive posts but seriously, you need some thicker bark
bark this.
want to hang here?
I gotta wash my MF after posting in this hell hole. Some of your self loathing neg mojo might wear off on me
to the little wanna be hom% quoting his jerking off fantasy stats to show that Jake will suck
the giants cut curt warner
some of you guys know im right
i can tell by the posts
the post on the steelers
spot on
you losers have MORE posts on your big daddy The pittsburgh steelers
your loser insecurity is disgusting
the steelers own you and they own your SOULS
the are winners
and you will keep being their little slu# until you change your attitudes
im the tough love you negative xxxxs need
this is by far the most hopeless, negative NFL on the planet
you guys are pathetic
read the stuff
you dudes LOSE everything before they even play the GD games
ever move one of your teams make...you trash.
you're so used to getting bihcth slapped up the as%.....you save the hope and any chance of let down.
you start out with the hate.
IM THE TOUGH LOVE DADDY YOU GUYS NEED. YOU SHOULD BEG ME TO RUN THIS GD FORUM. ID GET YOU A MF RING
YOU NEED ME. I AM YOUR DADDY.
bark this.
want to hang here?
I gotta wash my MF after posting in this hell hole. Some of your self loathing neg mojo might wear off on me
to the little wanna be hom% quoting his jerking off fantasy stats to show that Jake will suck
the giants cut curt warner
some of you guys know im right
i can tell by the posts
the post on the steelers
spot on
you losers have MORE posts on your big daddy The pittsburgh steelers
your loser insecurity is disgusting
the steelers own you and they own your SOULS
the are winners
and you will keep being their little slu# until you change your attitudes
im the tough love you negative xxxxs need
this is by far the most hopeless, negative NFL on the planet
you guys are pathetic
read the stuff
you dudes LOSE everything before they even play the GD games
ever move one of your teams make...you trash.
you're so used to getting bihcth slapped up the as%.....you save the hope and any chance of let down.
you start out with the hate.
IM THE TOUGH LOVE DADDY YOU GUYS NEED. YOU SHOULD BEG ME TO RUN THIS GD FORUM. ID GET YOU A MF RING
YOU NEED ME. I AM YOUR DADDY.
Self delusion is great. Go away, xxxxhole.
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Jake Guts, i appreciated the Delhomme praise and the positive posts but seriously, you need some thicker bark
bark this.
want to hang here?
I gotta wash my MF after posting in this hell hole. Some of your self loathing neg mojo might wear off on me
to the little wanna be hom% quoting his jerking off fantasy stats to show that Jake will suck
the giants cut curt warner
some of you guys know im right
i can tell by the posts
the post on the steelers
spot on
you losers have MORE posts on your big daddy The pittsburgh steelers
your loser insecurity is disgusting
the steelers own you and they own your SOULS
the are winners
and you will keep being their little slu# until you change your attitudes
im the tough love you negative xxxxs need
this is by far the most hopeless, negative NFL on the planet
you guys are pathetic
read the stuff
you dudes LOSE everything before they even play the GD games
ever move one of your teams make...you trash.
you're so used to getting bihcth slapped up the as%.....you save the hope and any chance of let down.
you start out with the hate.
IM THE TOUGH LOVE DADDY YOU GUYS NEED. YOU SHOULD BEG ME TO RUN THIS GD FORUM. ID GET YOU A MF RING
YOU NEED ME. I AM YOUR DADDY.
bark this.
want to hang here?
I gotta wash my MF after posting in this hell hole. Some of your self loathing neg mojo might wear off on me
to the little wanna be hom% quoting his jerking off fantasy stats to show that Jake will suck
the giants cut curt warner
some of you guys know im right
i can tell by the posts
the post on the steelers
spot on
you losers have MORE posts on your big daddy The pittsburgh steelers
your loser insecurity is disgusting
the steelers own you and they own your SOULS
the are winners
and you will keep being their little slu# until you change your attitudes
im the tough love you negative xxxxs need
this is by far the most hopeless, negative NFL on the planet
you guys are pathetic
read the stuff
you dudes LOSE everything before they even play the GD games
ever move one of your teams make...you trash.
you're so used to getting bihcth slapped up the as%.....you save the hope and any chance of let down.
you start out with the hate.
IM THE TOUGH LOVE DADDY YOU GUYS NEED. YOU SHOULD BEG ME TO RUN THIS GD FORUM. ID GET YOU A MF RING
YOU NEED ME. I AM YOUR DADDY.
I can picture him, sitting by his computer, drool coming from his mouth, with a slight grin.
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That guy is def a Steeler troll. That cannot be real.
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Here's the honesty about the situation. I too am shocked we picked up Delhomme BUT with the GM's track record Im gonna roll with it, did any of you forget what our first 7 games were like last season? Our quartbacks were drinking gatorade spiked with ambian and vicadin. He is a good leader and with a west coast offense the way it is set up, we will be able to do things we have not done since the 1980's
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That guy is def a Steeler troll. That cannot be real.
It's pretty obvious that guy is a nut job and needs help. What's funny is the fact that they say a criminal always returns to the scene of the crime and if you didnt notice all the new trolls that have joined up in the last week or 2 always seem to post in this thread just to keep it open. Hell, someone as messed up as this person might even make a new name acting like a Browns fan just to keep the topic going. If someone is willing to devote hours everyday to try and take away the enjoyment others get over the internet that person is capable of doing just about anything imho.
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Tried to tell you MOFO's. Still dont believe?.......you will.
Browns teammates call Jake Delhomme "great" and "amazing"
Posted by Michael David Smith on August 16, 2010 10:47 AM ET
The reviews are in from Jake Delhomme's first preseason game in a Cleveland Browns uniform, and his teammates like what they see from their new quarterback.
"Jake did a great job," said tight end Evan Moore, who caught two passes from Delhomme in the preseason opener against the Packers. "He's a guy we all trust. Even though we haven't played with him much, the trust is there because of his track record and how long he's been playing. It was a great way to start the game."
Moore wasn't the only one raving about Delhomme, who completed six of seven passes and got the Browns off to a big start before leaving the game in the first quarter.
"Jake looked amazing," said Browns running back Jerome Harrison. "And the offensive line, tight ends, everybody gave him all the time he needed to throw. The receivers ran the right routes and got open -- what we've been working on. It looked good and felt good. It was great to see our hard work pay off."
Delhomme wasn't called great or amazing very often last year, when he threw 18 interceptions in 11 games with the Panthers. But he says he's getting a fresh start in Cleveland.
"It just feels different for me," Delhomme said. "This is new and fresh. I know I keep saying that, but it's a whole new atmosphere and it's fun."
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