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  • @jake-guts said:

    I came in peace.

    reaching out to you guys

    having my bro Jakes MF back when others have forgotten what he has done.

    all i got was hate-o-aid from you negative fukcs

    read the posts.

    now you turn on me

    u guys need to look in the mirror

    go ahead, trash me. i don't give a fukc

    you guys shd be ashamed how u treated someone reaching out

    i got nothing to prove to you losers.

    yea, i'm huge steelers fan. my dad is terry bradshaw. fu

    i have ben posters on my wall.

    FU. you attack me cause you cant look at what loser dicks you are

    I'll still root for jake. you don't deserve him

    Wow.

  • @jake-guts said:

    i got nothing to prove to you losers.

    I'll still root for jake. you don't deserve him

    Dude, you're her solely for our entertainment. Keep going. The mods will let you know when you are finished.

  • Jake Guts I love you. I'm from SC and a Panthers fan since the franchise started, albeit to a very rough start. Jake is the man. He will become the Cleveland Cajun, get his mojo back, and I will rejoice to see him back to his confident awesome self. I still pull for the Cats; no way will my loyalties leave my home team. But I'm a Jake fan through and through and that won't change until he leaves the NFL. The November game will be touchy....... He has "it." Watch for "it." Hey, rehab dude, that was funny as crap........

  • Jake Guts, i appreciated the Delhomme praise and the positive posts but seriously, you need some thicker bark if you're gonna hang out here.

    i can only speak for sisky but if you want to delete those posts, i'll be more than happy to turn my head and act like i never even saw it.

    now raise your damn cup up and let's clink to Jake 2010.

  • Jake Guts, i appreciated the Delhomme praise and the positive posts but seriously, you need some thicker bark if you're gonna hang out here.

    i can only speak for sisky but if you want to delete those posts, i'll be more than happy to turn my head and act like i never even saw it.

    now raise your damn cup up and let's clink to Jake 2010.

    @sisky-fringo said:

    Jake Guts, i appreciated the Delhomme praise and the positive posts but seriously, you need some thicker bark

    bark this.

    want to hang here?

    I gotta wash my MF after posting in this hell hole. Some of your self loathing neg mojo might wear off on me

    to the little wanna be hom% quoting his jerking off fantasy stats to show that Jake will suck

    the giants cut curt warner

    some of you guys know im right

    i can tell by the posts

    the post on the steelers

    spot on

    you losers have MORE posts on your big daddy The pittsburgh steelers

    your loser insecurity is disgusting

    the steelers own you and they own your SOULS

    the are winners

    and you will keep being their little slu# until you change your attitudes

    im the tough love you negative xxxxs need

    this is by far the most hopeless, negative NFL on the planet

    you guys are pathetic

    read the stuff

    you dudes LOSE everything before they even play the GD games

    ever move one of your teams make...you trash.

    you're so used to getting bihcth slapped up the as%.....you save the hope and any chance of let down.

    you start out with the hate.

    IM THE TOUGH LOVE DADDY YOU GUYS NEED. YOU SHOULD BEG ME TO RUN THIS GD FORUM. ID GET YOU A MF RING

    YOU NEED ME. I AM YOUR DADDY.

  • @sisky-fringo said:

    Jake Guts, i appreciated the Delhomme praise and the positive posts but seriously, you need some thicker bark

    bark this.

    want to hang here?

    I gotta wash my MF after posting in this hell hole. Some of your self loathing neg mojo might wear off on me

    to the little wanna be hom% quoting his jerking off fantasy stats to show that Jake will suck

    the giants cut curt warner

    some of you guys know im right

    i can tell by the posts

    the post on the steelers

    spot on

    you losers have MORE posts on your big daddy The pittsburgh steelers

    your loser insecurity is disgusting

    the steelers own you and they own your SOULS

    the are winners

    and you will keep being their little slu# until you change your attitudes

    im the tough love you negative xxxxs need

    this is by far the most hopeless, negative NFL on the planet

    you guys are pathetic

    read the stuff

    you dudes LOSE everything before they even play the GD games

    ever move one of your teams make...you trash.

    you're so used to getting bihcth slapped up the as%.....you save the hope and any chance of let down.

    you start out with the hate.

    IM THE TOUGH LOVE DADDY YOU GUYS NEED. YOU SHOULD BEG ME TO RUN THIS GD FORUM. ID GET YOU A MF RING

    YOU NEED ME. I AM YOUR DADDY.

    @jake-guts said:

    bark this.

    want to hang here?

    I gotta wash my MF after posting in this hell hole. Some of your self loathing neg mojo might wear off on me

    to the little wanna be hom% quoting his jerking off fantasy stats to show that Jake will suck

    the giants cut curt warner

    some of you guys know im right

    i can tell by the posts

    the post on the steelers

    spot on

    you losers have MORE posts on your big daddy The pittsburgh steelers

    your loser insecurity is disgusting

    the steelers own you and they own your SOULS

    the are winners

    and you will keep being their little slu# until you change your attitudes

    im the tough love you negative xxxxs need

    this is by far the most hopeless, negative NFL on the planet

    you guys are pathetic

    read the stuff

    you dudes LOSE everything before they even play the GD games

    ever move one of your teams make...you trash.

    you're so used to getting bihcth slapped up the as%.....you save the hope and any chance of let down.

    you start out with the hate.

    IM THE TOUGH LOVE DADDY YOU GUYS NEED. YOU SHOULD BEG ME TO RUN THIS GD FORUM. ID GET YOU A MF RING

    YOU NEED ME. I AM YOUR DADDY.

    Self delusion is great. Go away, xxxxhole.

  • @sisky-fringo said:

    Jake Guts, i appreciated the Delhomme praise and the positive posts but seriously, you need some thicker bark

    bark this.

    want to hang here?

    I gotta wash my MF after posting in this hell hole. Some of your self loathing neg mojo might wear off on me

    to the little wanna be hom% quoting his jerking off fantasy stats to show that Jake will suck

    the giants cut curt warner

    some of you guys know im right

    i can tell by the posts

    the post on the steelers

    spot on

    you losers have MORE posts on your big daddy The pittsburgh steelers

    your loser insecurity is disgusting

    the steelers own you and they own your SOULS

    the are winners

    and you will keep being their little slu# until you change your attitudes

    im the tough love you negative xxxxs need

    this is by far the most hopeless, negative NFL on the planet

    you guys are pathetic

    read the stuff

    you dudes LOSE everything before they even play the GD games

    ever move one of your teams make...you trash.

    you're so used to getting bihcth slapped up the as%.....you save the hope and any chance of let down.

    you start out with the hate.

    IM THE TOUGH LOVE DADDY YOU GUYS NEED. YOU SHOULD BEG ME TO RUN THIS GD FORUM. ID GET YOU A MF RING

    YOU NEED ME. I AM YOUR DADDY.

    @jake-guts said:

    bark this.

    want to hang here?

    I gotta wash my MF after posting in this hell hole. Some of your self loathing neg mojo might wear off on me

    to the little wanna be hom% quoting his jerking off fantasy stats to show that Jake will suck

    the giants cut curt warner

    some of you guys know im right

    i can tell by the posts

    the post on the steelers

    spot on

    you losers have MORE posts on your big daddy The pittsburgh steelers

    your loser insecurity is disgusting

    the steelers own you and they own your SOULS

    the are winners

    and you will keep being their little slu# until you change your attitudes

    im the tough love you negative xxxxs need

    this is by far the most hopeless, negative NFL on the planet

    you guys are pathetic

    read the stuff

    you dudes LOSE everything before they even play the GD games

    ever move one of your teams make...you trash.

    you're so used to getting bihcth slapped up the as%.....you save the hope and any chance of let down.

    you start out with the hate.

    IM THE TOUGH LOVE DADDY YOU GUYS NEED. YOU SHOULD BEG ME TO RUN THIS GD FORUM. ID GET YOU A MF RING

    YOU NEED ME. I AM YOUR DADDY.

    I can picture him, sitting by his computer, drool coming from his mouth, with a slight grin.

  • lol....grade school english is not your strong suit i suppose. that crap is harder to read than a rednecks pecker peakin at his sister in the shower....

  • Jake Guts is a Steelers troll in disguise. Promise.

    Zombo said:

    @nobuo said:

    Jake Guts is a Steelers troll in disguise. Promise.

    Nice call.

    And what a classic meltdown.

    Zombo

    --I love being a Browns fan.

    🥷

    That was a pretty hilarious meltdown.

  • That guy is def a Steeler troll. That cannot be real.

  • Here's the honesty about the situation. I too am shocked we picked up Delhomme BUT with the GM's track record Im gonna roll with it, did any of you forget what our first 7 games were like last season? Our quartbacks were drinking gatorade spiked with ambian and vicadin. He is a good leader and with a west coast offense the way it is set up, we will be able to do things we have not done since the 1980's

  • That guy is def a Steeler troll. That cannot be real.

    @halfsane said:

    That guy is def a Steeler troll. That cannot be real.

    It's pretty obvious that guy is a nut job and needs help. What's funny is the fact that they say a criminal always returns to the scene of the crime and if you didnt notice all the new trolls that have joined up in the last week or 2 always seem to post in this thread just to keep it open. Hell, someone as messed up as this person might even make a new name acting like a Browns fan just to keep the topic going. If someone is willing to devote hours everyday to try and take away the enjoyment others get over the internet that person is capable of doing just about anything imho.

  • Tried to tell you MOFO's. Still dont believe?.......you will.

    Browns teammates call Jake Delhomme "great" and "amazing"

    Posted by Michael David Smith on August 16, 2010 10:47 AM ET

    The reviews are in from Jake Delhomme's first preseason game in a Cleveland Browns uniform, and his teammates like what they see from their new quarterback.

    "Jake did a great job," said tight end Evan Moore, who caught two passes from Delhomme in the preseason opener against the Packers. "He's a guy we all trust. Even though we haven't played with him much, the trust is there because of his track record and how long he's been playing. It was a great way to start the game."

    Moore wasn't the only one raving about Delhomme, who completed six of seven passes and got the Browns off to a big start before leaving the game in the first quarter.

    "Jake looked amazing," said Browns running back Jerome Harrison. "And the offensive line, tight ends, everybody gave him all the time he needed to throw. The receivers ran the right routes and got open -- what we've been working on. It looked good and felt good. It was great to see our hard work pay off."

    Delhomme wasn't called great or amazing very often last year, when he threw 18 interceptions in 11 games with the Panthers. But he says he's getting a fresh start in Cleveland.

    "It just feels different for me," Delhomme said. "This is new and fresh. I know I keep saying that, but it's a whole new atmosphere and it's fun."

  • I'm not a troll. I'm an honest-to-goodness Panther fan and PSL holder (since day one).

    Jake Delhomme introduced himself in Carolina by coming in at halftime, throwing two interceptions, and three touchdowns. He assembled a rating of 77.08 in that game. The Panthers won on a last-second touchdown pass, and it wasn't long before "Got Jake?" shirts started popping up in the Carolinas.

    Everyone loved him, and everyone thought he was an awesome quarterback. No one cared about picks, yards per attempt, fumbles, sacks, stupid mistakes, or the goofy haircut. He won games. That's what happens to a fan base that's a year removed from 1-15.

    Jake will start for you and throw interceptions. Then he'll calmly march you down the field and hand off the ball for a TD that should belong to him but instead goes to a back. He will never have good stats. And he may be done. Or maybe not.

    I love the guy, but since we hired Jeff Davidson as our OC, we've never seemed to have good QB play. Jake did it almost by himself in 2008, but last year when he was struggling we inexplicably called more downfield passing plays, and then we had a game where we didn't call hardly any passes at all. There must have been some sort of new-age "Get your QB's confidence back" groove that we were riding, but it wasn't effective, and made things worse.

    I'm not saying Davidson sucks. After all, he was the assistant Tight Ends coach at New England, so he must have some special kind of genius I don't know about. And I'm sure his decision to bring in his buddy from Cleveland to help his experienced, winning QB get better was the right call. But it didn't work. Maybe he did it because of stuff he saw in practice. Maybe he was just mad at Jake because he took the blame for the play-calling in the playoff game (we stopped running after the first drive--go figure that out). Maybe Delhomme has no arm left at all.

    Obviously, Davidson + Delhomme = bad QB play. It really could be Delhomme. Or Holmgren is smarter than Davidson, and Delhomme is a fit for you.

    One thing is for sure, Jake's in the right kind of offense to get his mojo back. There isn't anything quite like short controlled passes to give a QB confidence, and if Jake is in his groove in the fourth quarter he honestly does become one of the best in the game. Go look at his situational stats for 2003-2008 in the fourth quarter if you don't believe me. He can be a terror to opposing defenses when the game's on the line.

    At least he used to be. If he still has it, you've got three years of high level play and the best mentor you could hope for before McCoy shows you what he's got. If not, well have you really lost anything for trying?

    Best of luck, and take care of Jake for us. 🙂

  • Tried to tell you MOFO's. Still dont believe?.......you will.

    Browns teammates call Jake Delhomme "great" and "amazing"

    Posted by Michael David Smith on August 16, 2010 10:47 AM ET

    The reviews are in from Jake Delhomme's first preseason game in a Cleveland Browns uniform, and his teammates like what they see from their new quarterback.

    "Jake did a great job," said tight end Evan Moore, who caught two passes from Delhomme in the preseason opener against the Packers. "He's a guy we all trust. Even though we haven't played with him much, the trust is there because of his track record and how long he's been playing. It was a great way to start the game."

    Moore wasn't the only one raving about Delhomme, who completed six of seven passes and got the Browns off to a big start before leaving the game in the first quarter.

    "Jake looked amazing," said Browns running back Jerome Harrison. "And the offensive line, tight ends, everybody gave him all the time he needed to throw. The receivers ran the right routes and got open -- what we've been working on. It looked good and felt good. It was great to see our hard work pay off."

    Delhomme wasn't called great or amazing very often last year, when he threw 18 interceptions in 11 games with the Panthers. But he says he's getting a fresh start in Cleveland.

    "It just feels different for me," Delhomme said. "This is new and fresh. I know I keep saying that, but it's a whole new atmosphere and it's fun."

    @jake-guts said:

    Tried to tell you MOFO's. Still dont believe?.......you will.

    Browns teammates call Jake Delhomme "great" and "amazing"

    Posted by Michael David Smith on August 16, 2010 10:47 AM ET

    The reviews are in from Jake Delhomme's first preseason game in a Cleveland Browns uniform, and his teammates like what they see from their new quarterback.

    "Jake did a great job," said tight end Evan Moore, who caught two passes from Delhomme in the preseason opener against the Packers. "He's a guy we all trust. Even though we haven't played with him much, the trust is there because of his track record and how long he's been playing. It was a great way to start the game."

    Moore wasn't the only one raving about Delhomme, who completed six of seven passes and got the Browns off to a big start before leaving the game in the first quarter.

    "Jake looked amazing," said Browns running back Jerome Harrison. "And the offensive line, tight ends, everybody gave him all the time he needed to throw. The receivers ran the right routes and got open -- what we've been working on. It looked good and felt good. It was great to see our hard work pay off."

    Delhomme wasn't called great or amazing very often last year, when he threw 18 interceptions in 11 games with the Panthers. But he says he's getting a fresh start in Cleveland.

    "It just feels different for me," Delhomme said. "This is new and fresh. I know I keep saying that, but it's a whole new atmosphere and it's fun."

    Im starting to believe man, im wanting to believe..to me its not jake im worried about now...he is likely the best QB the browns have fielded since 1993 now its more about our unproven HC and OC but i will say things are looking up and the regime made the right moves in ridding us of DA/BQ and securing the club 2 good QBs...now if holmgren was right in keeping mangini and crew the browns could be one of the nfl's biggest suprizes this year, or at the very least be competitive and tough with a big upside..

  • Jake has never been a question mark for me. You just don't go from "real good", to, "forgetting how to play the game", in a season. There were other things last year that greatly contributed to Jakes poor season...............................I'm worried about our defense, just like I have been ever since we returned. No matter how well Jake plays, we won't win consistently until we have a defense that can get the hell off the field.............PERIOD.

  • I like Jake. I have faith in him. We have had so many seasons of wishy-washy QB's that we are going to shit when Jake adds some stability to the position.

  • Wow it gets mighty nasty in here. There's really no call for it, dudes, and I'm not just saying that 'cause I'm a girl, I'm saying it because if the guys on the field acted this ugly they'd get called out and kicked out of the game. I think the mods need to be patroling the boards here and pull out the machine guns more often. If you're on the Browns forum, you're here because you're interested in the Browns. If not, or if only to smack-talk the ones who are, then move on. There are plenty of places on the 'net to go if you just want to curse or talk like a 12-year-old neglected juvey. We're here for interest in the sport and the team. Go Browns! Jake, you still got the mojo, I think some folks just need to see for themselves..........

  • It does get nasty in here. The internet is the modern wild west and Zombo is the Dirty Harry of our time!

  • If he is durable and can make plays from the pocket I think he calll help us win some balllgames

    Please no scrambling or roll outs...His 35yo body can't take a whole bunch of hits from 325 lb, sub 5 sec, pissed off defensinve linemen