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Peyton Hillis is DA MAN !

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  • Great timing to read this since we just lost our 2nd round drafted running back. Hillis has looked very good this year and seems capable of doing anything asked of him. We have had discussion on how many carries he can handle with that running style but that seems to have been a great trade by the browns when we origninally said "Peyton who?"

    @dawgtracker said:

    Great timing to read this since we just lost our 2nd round drafted running back. Hillis has looked very good this year and seems capable of doing anything asked of him. We have had discussion on how many carries he can handle with that running style but that seems to have been a great trade by the browns when we origninally said "Peyton who?"

    You bring up a good point, how many carries can he handle with that running style? Could he be a throwback of yesteryear? or will he be destined to miss action due to his style. This much I know, I'm glad that is our problem to have to deal with.

  • The dude needs a middle-name moniker of his own. I've been calling him Peyton "Dozer" Hillis on the Broncos forums where I hang out. He's actually more like one of those "Bobcat" utility vehicles fitted with a rusty bulldozer shovel in the front end, but "Bobcat" doesn't sound as imposing as "Dozer".

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    Plus, there was also that character from "The Matrix" called "Dozer". It took 12 million volts of electricity to bring the dude down!

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    By the way, I'm a Broncos fan, but I've lived in the Seattle area since 1987 so I know a little something about your new Big Gun, Mike "The Walrus" Holmgren. He'll be a great addition to your front office and is the first piece you need to turn your team around. I'm not surprised he didn't fire Mangini right away, but I don't think Mangini is your long-term solution at HC.

  • actually in matrix dozer went right down, it was the other guy that survived

  • actually in matrix dozer went right down, it was the other guy that survived

    @alendor said:

    actually in matrix dozer went right down, it was the other guy that survived

    True, but who wouldn't go down after getting zapped by 12 million volts. Wasn't the other guy called 'Tank'?

    Another possible name might be Peyton "Big Bada Boom" Hillis (from 'The Fifth Element').

  • @alendor said:

    actually in matrix dozer went right down, it was the other guy that survived

    True, but who wouldn't go down after getting zapped by 12 million volts. Wasn't the other guy called 'Tank'?

    Another possible name might be Peyton "Big Bada Boom" Hillis (from 'The Fifth Element').

    @armchair-bronco said:

    Another possible name might be Peyton "Big Bada Boom" Hillis (from 'The Fifth Element').

    LOL, I remembered that line. Just imagine a hot orange headed woman dropping into your sky cab

  • Lets just call him "Ton". Its takes a ton of guys to bring him down and he gets a ton of yards during the game. Im going to go drink a ton of beer now.

  • I think TANK makes sense.....after al...

    Hillis a tank!

    Mike

  • One of the most popular names on the Denver boards is "Rhino."

  • you dont' just sit down and come up with a nickname, they have to be a spur of the moment thing. thinking one up cheapens it

  • One of the most popular names on the Denver boards is "Rhino."

    @the-hawg said:

    One of the most popular names on the Denver boards is "Rhino."

    Really? I dunno. Maybe "White Rhino"...but rhinos in general aren't very imposing. They're all about posturing, but at the end of the day they'd rather avoid a confrontation and just go eat their grass (or smoke it -- "Rhino" also means spleef) in privacy.

    I see where they're going with this with the strength and the horn and all that, but good luck trying to find a decent picture of a charging rhino about to eviscerate some hapless victim.

    Now, a "Dozer on the Loose" I can totally see. Just imagine a bulldozer gone wild at some kind of public gathering, with bodies strewn left and right, some of them caught up in the treads, some of them crushed under the rusty scoop.

  • @the-hawg said:

    One of the most popular names on the Denver boards is "Rhino."

    Really? I dunno. Maybe "White Rhino"...but rhinos in general aren't very imposing. They're all about posturing, but at the end of the day they'd rather avoid a confrontation and just go eat their grass (or smoke it -- "Rhino" also means spleef) in privacy.

    I see where they're going with this with the strength and the horn and all that, but good luck trying to find a decent picture of a charging rhino about to eviscerate some hapless victim.

    Now, a "Dozer on the Loose" I can totally see. Just imagine a bulldozer gone wild at some kind of public gathering, with bodies strewn left and right, some of them caught up in the treads, some of them crushed under the rusty scoop.

    @armchair-bronco said:

    Really? I dunno. Maybe "White Rhino"...but rhinos in general aren't very imposing. They're all about posturing, but at the end of the day they'd rather avoid a confrontation and just go eat their grass (or smoke it -- "Rhino" also means spleef) in privacy.

    Thank you Cliff Claven

  • Possible nicknames:

    1. Freight Train

    2. Peyton "Runnin' Down" Hillis

    3. The Hammerin' Hog (he's a Razorback)

  • i like Peyton 'Runaway Train' Hillis

  • Peyton "Running Down Hillis or simply "Down Hillis".

  • I like Hammering Hog. (If this name were chosen, he would probably prefer Hammerin' Hawg, just to feel at home.)

  • Peyton "Place" Hillis

    Peyton "Dragster" Hillis

    Peyton "Sasquatch" Hillis (then he could have a tag line like "Don't mess with the Sasquatch!")

    Peyton "Bruiser" Hillis

    Peyton "I'm Fast Enough and Mean Enough, and Dawg' Gonnit: People Like Me!" Hillis

    Peyton "Eat This!" Hillis

    Peyton "North/South" Hillis

    Peyton "Hillbilly" Hillis

    Peyton "No Nonsense" Hillis

    Peyton "Da Rock" Hillis

  • Zombo said:

    Peyton "I Better Look Into A Restraining Order From This Armchair Guy" Hillis

    Naw, I just want to see him do well in Cleveland. Plus, the better he does, the worse Josh "Stalin" McStalin will look for trading him.

  • I drafted both Harrison and Hillis. I believe our rb's are going to make waves behind this oline.

    @calfoxwc said:

    I drafted both Harrison and Hillis. I believe our rb's are going to make waves behind this oline.

    Please tell me you're in a 40 team league.

  • Peyton Hills IS NO ALSTOTT

  • Peyton Hills IS NO ALSTOTT

    @bucsfan411 said:

    Peyton Hills IS NO ALSTOTT

    So?