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Peyton Hillis is DA MAN !

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  • The dude needs a middle-name moniker of his own. I've been calling him Peyton "Dozer" Hillis on the Broncos forums where I hang out. He's actually more like one of those "Bobcat" utility vehicles fitted with a rusty bulldozer shovel in the front end, but "Bobcat" doesn't sound as imposing as "Dozer".

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    Plus, there was also that character from "The Matrix" called "Dozer". It took 12 million volts of electricity to bring the dude down!

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    By the way, I'm a Broncos fan, but I've lived in the Seattle area since 1987 so I know a little something about your new Big Gun, Mike "The Walrus" Holmgren. He'll be a great addition to your front office and is the first piece you need to turn your team around. I'm not surprised he didn't fire Mangini right away, but I don't think Mangini is your long-term solution at HC.

  • actually in matrix dozer went right down, it was the other guy that survived

  • A Alendor

    actually in matrix dozer went right down, it was the other guy that survived

    @alendor said:

    actually in matrix dozer went right down, it was the other guy that survived

    True, but who wouldn't go down after getting zapped by 12 million volts. Wasn't the other guy called 'Tank'?

    Another possible name might be Peyton "Big Bada Boom" Hillis (from 'The Fifth Element').

  • A Armchair Bronco

    @alendor said:

    actually in matrix dozer went right down, it was the other guy that survived

    True, but who wouldn't go down after getting zapped by 12 million volts. Wasn't the other guy called 'Tank'?

    Another possible name might be Peyton "Big Bada Boom" Hillis (from 'The Fifth Element').

    @armchair-bronco said:

    Another possible name might be Peyton "Big Bada Boom" Hillis (from 'The Fifth Element').

    LOL, I remembered that line. Just imagine a hot orange headed woman dropping into your sky cab

  • Lets just call him "Ton". Its takes a ton of guys to bring him down and he gets a ton of yards during the game. Im going to go drink a ton of beer now.

  • I think TANK makes sense.....after al...

    Hillis a tank!

    Mike

    IN DORSEY I TRUST

  • One of the most popular names on the Denver boards is "Rhino."

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  • you dont' just sit down and come up with a nickname, they have to be a spur of the moment thing. thinking one up cheapens it

  • T The Hawg

    One of the most popular names on the Denver boards is "Rhino."

    @the-hawg said:

    One of the most popular names on the Denver boards is "Rhino."

    Really? I dunno. Maybe "White Rhino"...but rhinos in general aren't very imposing. They're all about posturing, but at the end of the day they'd rather avoid a confrontation and just go eat their grass (or smoke it -- "Rhino" also means spleef) in privacy.

    I see where they're going with this with the strength and the horn and all that, but good luck trying to find a decent picture of a charging rhino about to eviscerate some hapless victim.

    Now, a "Dozer on the Loose" I can totally see. Just imagine a bulldozer gone wild at some kind of public gathering, with bodies strewn left and right, some of them caught up in the treads, some of them crushed under the rusty scoop.

  • A Armchair Bronco

    @the-hawg said:

    One of the most popular names on the Denver boards is "Rhino."

    Really? I dunno. Maybe "White Rhino"...but rhinos in general aren't very imposing. They're all about posturing, but at the end of the day they'd rather avoid a confrontation and just go eat their grass (or smoke it -- "Rhino" also means spleef) in privacy.

    I see where they're going with this with the strength and the horn and all that, but good luck trying to find a decent picture of a charging rhino about to eviscerate some hapless victim.

    Now, a "Dozer on the Loose" I can totally see. Just imagine a bulldozer gone wild at some kind of public gathering, with bodies strewn left and right, some of them caught up in the treads, some of them crushed under the rusty scoop.

    @armchair-bronco said:

    Really? I dunno. Maybe "White Rhino"...but rhinos in general aren't very imposing. They're all about posturing, but at the end of the day they'd rather avoid a confrontation and just go eat their grass (or smoke it -- "Rhino" also means spleef) in privacy.

    Thank you Cliff Claven

  • Possible nicknames:

    1. Freight Train

    2. Peyton "Runnin' Down" Hillis

    3. The Hammerin' Hog (he's a Razorback)

  • i like Peyton 'Runaway Train' Hillis

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  • Peyton "Running Down Hillis or simply "Down Hillis".

    Is a pig's ass pork?

  • I like Hammering Hog. (If this name were chosen, he would probably prefer Hammerin' Hawg, just to feel at home.)

  • Peyton "Place" Hillis

    Peyton "Dragster" Hillis

    Peyton "Sasquatch" Hillis (then he could have a tag line like "Don't mess with the Sasquatch!")

    Peyton "Bruiser" Hillis

    Peyton "I'm Fast Enough and Mean Enough, and Dawg' Gonnit: People Like Me!" Hillis

    Peyton "Eat This!" Hillis

    Peyton "North/South" Hillis

    Peyton "Hillbilly" Hillis

    Peyton "No Nonsense" Hillis

    Peyton "Da Rock" Hillis

  • Zombo said:

    Peyton "I Better Look Into A Restraining Order From This Armchair Guy" Hillis

    Naw, I just want to see him do well in Cleveland. Plus, the better he does, the worse Josh "Stalin" McStalin will look for trading him.

  • C calfoxwc

    I drafted both Harrison and Hillis. I believe our rb's are going to make waves behind this oline.

    @calfoxwc said:

    I drafted both Harrison and Hillis. I believe our rb's are going to make waves behind this oline.

    Please tell me you're in a 40 team league.

  • Peyton Hills IS NO ALSTOTT

  • B BUCSFAN411

    Peyton Hills IS NO ALSTOTT

    @bucsfan411 said:

    Peyton Hills IS NO ALSTOTT

    So?

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  • I *had* to resurrect this thread after Peyton Hillis's career performance against the New England Patriots in Week #9.

    184 rushing yards, 2 rushing TD's, and 3 receptions for 36 yards. Are you kidding me? There were at least three "highlight reel" plays in that game, too (Hillis leaping over a defender to start the game, his schweet sideline catch for nearly 30 yards, and his bust-away run to seal the deal at the end of the game).

    I couldn't be happier for the guy. Stoopid Josh "Stalin" McDaniels deserves to be shredded for trading away Hillis, and Holmgren deserves unending praise for being able to spot this diamond in the rough. (Actually, all Holmgren had to do was watch highlights from the Broncos 2008 season when Hillis ripped it up. Apparently, McDaniels is too smart to have watched any highlight reels from 2008 when he took over the Broncos and promptly dismantled the team.)

    Here's a link to Yahoo! Sports, where McDoofus is called out for making one of the most terrible, most lopsided trades in Broncos history:

    http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AsiJ...andlosers110710

    Go Hillis! You 'da man!

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