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  • Hats Off To Israel

    FINALLY — A great alternative to body scanners at airports . . .

    The Israelis are developing an airport security device

    that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners

    at the airports.

    It’s a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but

    will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

    They see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of this

    crap about racial profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of a

    long and expensive trial. Justice would be swift. Case closed!

    You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled

    explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes ;

    "Attention standby passengers — we now have a seat available on

    flight number XXXX. Shalom!"