What Being A Dirty Stinkin Ratbird Fan Must Be Like...
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You khow how you can be on a trip, and not driving... and you have your head against the window, snoozing.... and your chin is on your hand? And then
the driver stops for gas, and when you hit the bump at the entrance of the gas station, your chin falls off your hand and you poke yourself in the eye?
Kinda like that.
You know it couldn't be helped, it sucks, but kinda stupid, and everybody else is laughing....
Or, like when you walk down a set of dark, frozen stairs outside a building, at night, all alone, and you slip and fall and you just get up and pretend that
you didn't badly bruise or fracture your ribs, even though nobody saw you fall? A whole lot stupid. You aren't smart enough to fool yourself...
Or... like when you watch somebody steal a candy bar from a candy machine, and you decide to steal one too after he leaves, but you get caught, and you pretend
it was yours all along and make dumbass excuses and say it was the other guy? and you pretend everything is cool ? Kinda wimpy, AND stupid, AND screwed up.
So much excellently cooler to be a Browns fan. @@
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