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  • the audience in denver on the set of espn's 'first take' behind skip bayless was embarrassing and at the same time frightening. seeing the ravenous and obviously dumb as rocks people salivating at the chance to chant 'tebow tebow' reminded me of the old film clips of nazi germany.

    on that same token, i remember being appalled when we lost a few years ago to Baltimore with DA under center, and the entire stadium chanting for brady quinn.

    Agent K nails it...

  • VaporTrailV VaporTrail

    the audience in denver on the set of espn's 'first take' behind skip bayless was embarrassing and at the same time frightening. seeing the ravenous and obviously dumb as rocks people salivating at the chance to chant 'tebow tebow' reminded me of the old film clips of nazi germany.

    on that same token, i remember being appalled when we lost a few years ago to Baltimore with DA under center, and the entire stadium chanting for brady quinn.

    Agent K nails it...

    @vaportrail said:

    the audience in denver on the set of espn's 'first take' behind skip bayless was embarrassing and at the same time frightening. seeing the ravenous and obviously dumb as rocks people salivating at the chance to chant 'tebow tebow' reminded me of the old film clips of nazi germany.

    on that same token, i remember being appalled when we lost a few years ago to Baltimore with DA under center, and the entire stadium chanting for brady quinn.

    Agent K nails it...

    MIND BLOWN.

  • here's a good read by someone who can articulate thoughts better than me:

    http://www.jeffpearlman.com/i-want-tim-tebow-to-fail

    here's tebow evangelist website:

    http://www.btea.org/whatwebelieve.asp

    VaporTrailV 1 Reply

  • here's the real tim tebow with the late great john ritter:

  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    here's a good read by someone who can articulate thoughts better than me:

    http://www.jeffpearlman.com/i-want-tim-tebow-to-fail

    here's tebow evangelist website:

    http://www.btea.org/whatwebelieve.asp

    @miktoxic said:

    here's a good read by someone who can articulate thoughts better than me:

    http://www.jeffpearlman.com/i-want-tim-tebow-to-fail

    here's tebow evangelist website:

    http://www.btea.org/whatwebelieve.asp

    I dislike him for the same reasons, but what's the point in wishing him to fail? He's here, he has a following, and us wishing it were different isn't doing anything. At this point, all we can do is combat ignorance with education through logic and reason. America's youngest generations are becoming increasingly secular, and in spite of the Tea Party, I'd say that we're pretty quickly moving away from bible thumping. I bet we'll see an atheist/agnostic president before I expire (hell, I think Obama is secretly a non-believer, the lengths he's gone through to allow for the recognition of secular citizens is one of the few things I've liked about his presidency).

  • what the red sea was already parted?? no divine intervention. hahaha you sheep.

    this:

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    Whoever we are, wherever we're from, we shoulda noticed by now our behaviour is dumb

    And if our chances expect to improve it's gonna take a lot more than tryin' to remove the other race or the other whatever from the face of the planet altogether

    They call it "The Earth" which is a dumb kinda name but they named it right 'cause we behave the same

    We are dumb all over

    Dumb all over, yes we are, dumb all over, near and far, dumb all over, black 'n white, people, we is not wrapped tight

    And nerds on the left, nerds on the right

    Religious fanatics on the air every night, sayin' the bible tells the story and makes the details sound real gory about what to do if the geeks over there don't believe in the book we got over here

    You can't run a race without no feet

    And pretty soon there won't be no street for dummies to jog on or doggies to dog on

    Religious fanatics can make it be all gone

    I mean it won't blow up and disappear, it'll just look ugly for a thousand years

    You can't run a country by a book of religion

    Not by a heap or a lump or a smidgeon of foolish rules of ancient date, designed to make you all feel great while you fold, spindle and mutilate those unbelievers from a neighbouring state

    To arms, to arms

    Hooray! That's great, two legs ain't bad

    Unless there's a crate they ship the parts to mama in

    For souvenirs: two ears (Get down)

    Not his, not hers but what the hey

    The good book says, "It's gotta be that way"

    But their book says, "Revenge the crusades"

    With whips 'n chains and hand grenades

    Two arms, two arms

    Have another and another

    Our Cod says, "There ain't no other"

    Our Cod says, "It's all ok"

    Our god says "This is the way"

    It says in the book, "Burn and destroy"

    And repent and redeem and revenge and deploy and rumble thee forth to the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side

    'Cause they don't go for what's in the book and that makes 'em bad

    So verily we must choppeth them up and stompeth them down

    Or rent a nice French bomb to poof them out of existence while leaving their real estate just where we need it to use again for temples in which to praise our god, 'cause he can really take care of business

    And when his humble TV servant with humble white hair and humble glasses and a nice brown suit and maybe a blonde wife who takes phone calls, tells us our god says it's ok to do this stuff, then we gotta do it

    'Cause if we don't do it we ain't "Gwine up to hebbin"

    Depending on which book you're using at the time

    Can't use theirs, it don't work, it's all lies, gotta use mine

    Ain't that right?

    That's what they say

    Every night, everyday

    Hey, we can't really be dumb if we're just following god's orders

    Well let's get serious, god knows what he's doin'

    He wrote this book here and the book says, "He made us all to be just like him"

    So, if we're dumb, then god is dumb and maybe even a little ugly on the side

    Dumb all over, a little ugly on the side

    Dumb all over, a little ugly on the side

    Dumb all over, a little ugly on the side

    Dumb all over, a little ugly on the side

  • and for little yinzes:

  • Mark OM Mark O

    Any QB who goes 7-1 as a starter, no matter how ugly the games have looked, can play for my team anytime he wants to.

    @mark-o said:

    Any QB who goes 7-1 as a starter, no matter how ugly the games have looked, can play for my team anytime he wants to.

    I will take his team's defense and running game and say Colt McCoy at QB (or name someone else at random), and do just as well..

  • Actually, Tim-uh, to get where he is, went where Robert Johnson went before him:

  • Sometimes though, that deal that you make with the devil just doesn't come out like you planned.:

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