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  • jparsh said:

    Don't root for my team if you don't like Cleveland. Simple as that. I've been all over the country, have friends all over the world. And while most other countries stand head and shoulders above Amerikkka when you compare apples to apples within the US, Cleveland is one of the best places to live. No question.

    You must enjoy getting mugged on the way home from work. Inner city Cleveland is one of the most crime ridden regions in Ohio. My uncle lives in Berea, and punched a guy who tried to rob him in his car in front of a blockbuster. AAAANND also almost broke a mans neck who was trying to rob a gas station.

    The rest looks as pretty as Munchkin town.

    @typicalbrowns said:

    You must enjoy getting mugged on the way home from work. Inner city Cleveland is one of the most crime ridden regions in Ohio. My uncle lives in Berea, and punched a guy who tried to rob him in his car in front of a blockbuster. AAAANND also almost broke a mans neck who was trying to rob a gas station.

    The rest looks as pretty as Munchkin town.

    I don't know what you know about Cleveland but I routinely service alarms at cmha which is Cleveland metropolitan housing authority, the poorest of the poor the worst of neighborhoods and I never get messed with, ever.

  • @typicalbrowns said:

    You must enjoy getting mugged on the way home from work. Inner city Cleveland is one of the most crime ridden regions in Ohio. My uncle lives in Berea, and punched a guy who tried to rob him in his car in front of a blockbuster. AAAANND also almost broke a mans neck who was trying to rob a gas station.

    The rest looks as pretty as Munchkin town.

    I don't know what you know about Cleveland but I routinely service alarms at cmha which is Cleveland metropolitan housing authority, the poorest of the poor the worst of neighborhoods and I never get messed with, ever.

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    I don't know what you know about Cleveland but I routinely service alarms at cmha which is Cleveland metropolitan housing authority, the poorest of the poor the worst of neighborhoods and I never get messed with, ever.

    And you live there?

  • I think your mom does.

  • Ahaha. Cleveland is a shit hole. It's 71 degrees, sunny, and it's great in Orlando. I guess I better stop being a Browns fan cuz some fat ginger faggot on the internet said so.

  • Also, you're a complete fucking moron for using your ugly ass work picture in your posts, Jesse. How stupid can a person be? First they must live in Cleveland to be a Browns fan on an internet forum. Second, you post your mug linking to your work. You're just a complete fuck tard.

  • Also, you're a complete fucking moron for using your ugly ass work picture in your posts, Jesse. How stupid can a person be? First they must live in Cleveland to be a Browns fan on an internet forum. Second, you post your mug linking to your work. You're just a complete fuck tard.

    @usfbrown said:

    Also, you're a complete fucking moron for using your ugly ass work picture in your posts, Jesse. How stupid can a person be? First they must live in Cleveland to be a Browns fan on an internet forum. Second, you post your mug linking to your work. You're just a complete fuck tard.

    Post of the year. Dude I didn't even check the picture, I never would of thought in a million years someone would post from their work website, lol.

  • I think your mom does.

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    I think your mom does.

    Quality retort. I think you mean Jessie's mom.

  • Where are the people from Cleveland? Do all you losers live all over the country and just pretend to know shit about my city? I expected a CLEVELAND BROWNS message board to be a bunch of people from CLEVELAND. What a wild assumption of mine.

    jparsh said:

    Where are the people from Cleveland? Do all you losers live all over the country and just pretend to know shit about my city? I expected a CLEVELAND BROWNS message board to be a bunch of people from CLEVELAND. What a wild assumption of mine.

    What a wild and stupid assumption. This is for Browns fans. I venture to say that half the people, like me, live in Northeast Ohio. And many of the rest are transplants from this area. I live in Wadsworth, work in Barberton. Is that OK by you?

  • @bringbackbrownie2 said:

    Your city? Sorry I was under the impression that Moses Cleaveland died 2 centuries ago.. Sadly, you know as much about the Browns as he did..

    Clueless about Cleveland history. Moses Cleaveland was in Cleveland long enough to make a map of it and he left. That doesn't make it his city. And I know more about the Browns and football then 90% of this board put together. There are people crying to trade all our first and second round draft picks for a teams next 30 5th round draft picks. People are afraid of talent and afraid of winning. But I doubt any of you are real Browns fans anyway. Watching highlights on NFL network doesn't count as a real fan.

    jparsh said:

    Clueless about Cleveland history. Moses Cleaveland was in Cleveland long enough to make a map of it and he left. That doesn't make it his city. And I know more about the Browns and football then 90% of this board put together. There are people crying to trade all our first and second round draft picks for a teams next 30 5th round draft picks. People are afraid of talent and afraid of winning. But I doubt any of you are real Browns fans anyway. Watching highlights on NFL network doesn't count as a real fan.

    Perhaps my next trivia will be on Cleveland Browns history....and we'll see how good you do. A few on here go back as far as Otto Graham. Not me, not quite that far....I only go to Jim Brown, Frank Ryan and Gary Collins etc.

  • Yes, because he mapped it. A guy named Carter was the first settler. And if you ever make it to Cleveland you can see a part of the flats called settlers landing which is where he established himself.

    And I'm sick of the bullshit that a bad draft pick sets you back all these years. Where does this make believe shit come from? First and foremost, any QB we draft can't be any worse the Colt, so we won't be any worse off, that's for sure. We have holes and one of those holes is the QB position. That is the biggest hole. Drafting RG3 and then a WR with 22 or 37 and signing a solid free agent WR would immediately help. But when you suck, like the Browns, you get a top draft pick because talented players help you win. When you trade and get a bunch of mediocre players like Phil Taylor then you never become great, you become destined for being so so.

    jparsh said:

    Yes, because he mapped it. A guy named Carter was the first settler. And if you ever make it to Cleveland you can see a part of the flats called settlers landing which is where he established himself.

    Uhm, go to the "Browns Board Tailgate Party" area and see where we hold our tailgates. Look familiar?

    And I'm sick of the bullshit that a bad draft pick sets you back all these years. Where does this make believe shit come from? First and foremost, any QB we draft can't be any worse the Colt, so we won't be any worse off, that's for sure. We have holes and one of those holes is the QB position. That is the biggest hole. Drafting RG3 and then a WR with 22 or 37 and signing a solid free agent WR would immediately help. But when you suck, like the Browns, you get a top draft pick because talented players help you win. When you trade and get a bunch of mediocre players like Phil Taylor then you never become great, you become destined for being so so.

  • jparsh said:

    Well, don't play video games. I know it's foreign to all you losers, but I have a real life. And don't watch ESPN except for actual games, either NBA or college or football.

    And I'm more than willing to make that bet if you can find Cleveland. But I'm not coming to any hick towns in SC.

    That's why I said Charlotte. The hick town in NC. The same hick town that's over three times the size of Cleveland in area and has nearly double the population. That hick town.

    But since you're too much of a pussy to come here, I'll fly up to your beloved shit city for a game this year, assuming, of course, the river hasn't burnt the city down yet.

    My guess is you'll be too busy blowing dudes behind the Y that day to make it to the game.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    That's why I said Charlotte. The hick town in NC. The same hick town that's over three times the size of Cleveland in area and has nearly double the population. That hick town.

    The Cleveland area population is still far larger than the Charlotte area. (geographic size is irrelevant. Wrangell Alaska is 10 times the land area.)

    But since you're too much of a pussy to come here, I'll fly up to your beloved shit city for a game this year, assuming, of course, the river hasn't burnt the city down yet.

    My guess is you'll be too busy blowing dudes behind the Y that day to make it to the game.

  • @buckeyebrown said:

    Because you have nothing truly damning to say about "Cowtown" that wouldn't also degrade Cleveland.

    Troll.

    P.S Please try and rip Columbus. We are nothing special (and we don't try and claim to be, like fucking cincinatti) but we're a solid city.

    Too conservative for me. I honestly wish Ohio would be broken up into North and South Ohio, too many times the more liberal northern Ohio had to put up with shit voted on by the bible freaks in southern Ohio. Not to mention I'm bitter about having to pay for all of Ohios roads with our northern toll road.

    jparsh said:

    Too conservative for me. I honestly wish Ohio would be broken up into North and South Ohio, too many times the more liberal northern Ohio had to put up with shit voted on by the bible freaks in southern Ohio. Not to mention I'm bitter about having to pay for all of Ohios roads with our northern toll road.

    I guess you make a point. Why should the road from Youngstown to Toledo be a toll road, but the one that goes from Cleveland through Columbus to Cinci not be? As best I can figure out is that it is simply tradition....or an effort to tax the traffic that goes from NYC to Chicago and beyond.

  • jparsh said:

    Where are the people from Cleveland? Do all you losers live all over the country and just pretend to know shit about my city? I expected a CLEVELAND BROWNS message board to be a bunch of people from CLEVELAND. What a wild assumption of mine.

    Im from Cleveland. However, I hate the Browns with a burning passion! Yinz know what I'm talkin' 'bout. I've been roaming this board for years and one thing I know is most of the people on this board love the Browns and cant stand us Steelers fans. They do however let us trade jabs and that makes these peeps cool in my book.

    This is weird. I've never seen a disgruntled fan poke on his own kind right from jump street. You gotta be impersonating a Browns fan or your other name is King Ghoolie.

    @supersteelers said:

    Im from Cleveland. However, I hate the Browns with a burning passion! Yinz know what I'm talkin' 'bout. I've been roaming this board for years and one thing I know is most of the people on this board love the Browns and cant stand us Steelers fans. They do however let us trade jabs and that makes these peeps cool in my book.

    This is weird. I've never seen a disgruntled fan poke on his own kind right from jump street. You gotta be impersonating a Browns fan or your other name is King Ghoolie.

    Someone like you is a fucking FRAK and not worth the smegma that comes off our penises.

    And FYI, we don't mind good, honest Western PA Steeler fans. They should naturally stand by their home. Guys like you are Benedict Arnold's. It would surprise me to find that you are an Al-Qaeda supporter.

  • Every player/member of the Browns organization should just get the fuck out unless they were born in Cleveland Clinic according to general major douche bag JDouche

  • jparsh said:

    Where are the people from Cleveland? Do all you losers live all over the country and just pretend to know shit about my city? I expected a CLEVELAND BROWNS message board to be a bunch of people from CLEVELAND. What a wild assumption of mine.

    What an asshole. How's this for Cleveland roots, my great grandfather literally put the needle on the Terminal Tower, my grandmother was Jim Brown and George Steinbrenner's personal photographer and my other grandmother started AA for women in Cleveland.

    No we don't live there because it sucks monkey balls. Anyone that tells you different hasn't lived anywhere else.

    This guy is more annoying than Zombo.

    @kosar_for_president said:

    What an asshole. How's this for Cleveland roots, my great grandfather literally put the needle on the Terminal Tower, my grandmother was Jim Brown and George Steinbrenner's personal photographer and my other grandmother started AA for women in Cleveland.

    No we don't live there because it sucks monkey balls. Anyone that tells you different hasn't lived anywhere else.

    This guy is more annoying than Zombo.

    I have lived elsewhere...I have lived in Cleveland, in the Akron area,and in Florida....and the answer is that Cleveland sucks no more monkey balls than anywhere else.

    If you are bored living here, that is because YOU are a boring person. Whatever issues you have they are your issues, not the issues with the town you live in. I have good friends who lived several years in LA. Where are they now? Back here in NE Ohio.

  • @kosar_for_president said:

    What an asshole. How's this for Cleveland roots, my great grandfather literally put the needle on the Terminal Tower, my grandmother was Jim Brown and George Steinbrenner's personal photographer and my other grandmother started AA for women in Cleveland.

    No we don't live there because it sucks monkey balls. Anyone that tells you different hasn't lived anywhere else.

    This guy is more annoying than Zombo.

    Don't root for my team if you don't like Cleveland. Simple as that. I've been all over the country, have friends all over the world. And while most other countries stand head and shoulders above Amerikkka when you compare apples to apples within the US, Cleveland is one of the best places to live. No question.

    jparsh said:

    Don't root for my team if you don't like Cleveland. Simple as that. I've been all over the country, have friends all over the world. And while most other countries stand head and shoulders above Amerikkka when you compare apples to apples within the US, Cleveland is one of the best places to live. No question.

    Don't root for YOUR team. Sorry Lerner. Jesus I root for the Browns cause I love the team, not the city. The Cavaliers could relocate and the Indian's could move down to AAA and I wouldn't bat an eye lash cause I don't give a shit about those teams. I also root for the Reds, but I hate the city of Cincy, and I love the Buckeye's even though that place is a shit hole filled with douchebags.

  • jparsh said:

    Cleveland is one of the best places to live. No question.

    Now I know why you sound like you do. Your fucking Retarded.

    @kosar_for_president said:

    Now I know why you sound like you do. Your fucking Retarded.

    No. Cleveland is one of the best places to live in the nation.

    The area has issues...but every area has issues.

    I did an extensive analysis....and discovered that in 10 areas of "quality of life" when comparing Cleveland to San Diego....it was Cleveland that was superior in 9 of the 10 categories.

    The only one it lost to SD on was "winter weather". Yea,, OK, but when it came to congestion, unemployment, crime, cost of living, cultural amenities etc. etc. Cleveland was better in every one....and better than most other places in the country as well.

  • @kosar_for_president said:

    What an asshole. How's this for Cleveland roots, my great grandfather literally put the needle on the Terminal Tower, my grandmother was Jim Brown and George Steinbrenner's personal photographer and my other grandmother started AA for women in Cleveland.

    No we don't live there because it sucks monkey balls. Anyone that tells you different hasn't lived anywhere else.

    This guy is more annoying than Zombo.

    I have lived elsewhere...I have lived in Cleveland, in the Akron area,and in Florida....and the answer is that Cleveland sucks no more monkey balls than anywhere else.

    If you are bored living here, that is because YOU are a boring person. Whatever issues you have they are your issues, not the issues with the town you live in. I have good friends who lived several years in LA. Where are they now? Back here in NE Ohio.

    @the-gipper said:

    I have lived elsewhere...I have lived in Cleveland, in the Akron area,and in Florida....and the answer is that Cleveland sucks no more monkey balls than anywhere else.

    If you are bored living here, that is because YOU are a boring person. Whatever issues you have they are your issues, not the issues with the town you live in. I have good friends who lived several years in LA. Where are they now? Back here in NE Ohio.

    Wrong Gip. People that live in Cleveland are miserable, they are a glutton for punishment. Plain and simple. It sucked when I moved back, twice (family was sick), now I have 60 degree heat down here on the Outer Banks and a 15 second walk to the beach from my house. I fish for yellow tail tuna, Clevelander's fish for 3 eyed perch. I got 1,000 20-25 year old hot Russian exchange students looking for a husband in the summers. We had one murder here, 5 years ago. Cleveland had a murder 5 minutes ago. I am sure you catch my drift. Sure home is where the heart is, but not when my heart is in a sinking economic depression, high crime rates, snow, cold, and the list goes on.

  • Zombo said:

    Cleveland's great.

    Well there you go. If you didn't need more proof Cleveland sucks....

  • @kosar_for_president said:

    Now I know why you sound like you do. Your fucking Retarded.

    No. Cleveland is one of the best places to live in the nation.

    The area has issues...but every area has issues.

    I did an extensive analysis....and discovered that in 10 areas of "quality of life" when comparing Cleveland to San Diego....it was Cleveland that was superior in 9 of the 10 categories.

    The only one it lost to SD on was "winter weather". Yea,, OK, but when it came to congestion, unemployment, crime, cost of living, cultural amenities etc. etc. Cleveland was better in every one....and better than most other places in the country as well.

    @the-gipper said:

    No. Cleveland is one of the best places to live in the nation.

    The area has issues...but every area has issues.

    I did an extensive analysis....and discovered that in 10 areas of "quality of life" when comparing Cleveland to San Diego....it was Cleveland that was superior in 9 of the 10 categories.

    The only one it lost to SD on was "winter weather". Yea,, OK, but when it came to congestion, unemployment, crime, cost of living, cultural amenities etc. etc. Cleveland was better in every one....and better than most other places in the country as well.

    Who the fuck wants to live in California.