Is There Anyone From Cleveland In The Place?

[Kosar_For_President]

@horse-balls said:

Ya, your fiance is from Cleveland, and she's right here sucking on my ballsack as we speak.

Thanks dude I just spit out my coffee.

[Kosar_For_President]

jparsh said:

Where are the people from Cleveland? Do all you losers live all over the country and just pretend to know shit about my city? I expected a CLEVELAND BROWNS message board to be a bunch of people from CLEVELAND. What a wild assumption of mine.

What an asshole. How's this for Cleveland roots, my great grandfather literally put the needle on the Terminal Tower, my grandmother was Jim Brown and George Steinbrenner's personal photographer and my other grandmother started AA for women in Cleveland.

No we don't live there because it sucks monkey balls. Anyone that tells you different hasn't lived anywhere else.

This guy is more annoying than Zombo.

[Kosar_For_President]

@vaportrail said:

Seriously, he's about as bad as Lumburgh was.

What ever happened to him?

[Tour2ma]

jparsh said:

Where are the people from Cleveland? Do all you losers live all over the country and just pretend to know shit about my city? I expected a CLEVELAND BROWNS message board to be a bunch of people from CLEVELAND. What a wild assumption of mine.

I'm betting your childhood was spent whacking hornets' nests with a whiffleball bat...

Born and raised... Parma Heights here (we had stripes around the tops of our white socks)... Did Nickle Days at Euclid Beach Park (R.I.P. The Flying Turns was the greatest ride ever) and Nickel Nites at Geauga Lake Park (R.I.P.)... Valley Forge H.S. ... CWRU... Moved to Texas (a 'hicktown' called Houston) cause that's where Diamond Shamrock's jobs were.

Hope the latter doesn't DQ me...

@tim-couch-pulls-out said:

You've yet to show even an iota of knowledge.

Using the Browns in Madden doesn't make you a real fan...

But it does make you a better player... And I can't remember the last time I read the word "iota".

@buckeyebrown said:

We are nothing special (and we don't try and claim to be, like fucking cincinatti) but we're a solid city.

Columbus is cool... humble, but cool... Love your German section... Schmidt's especially...

Cinci is uptight...

I've found a few cities whose two major "industries" are state government and state U's that have something special going for them. Columbus is a great example, but Austin, TX probably tops the list. Little Rock, AR and Raleigh, NC are two others.

@thaak said:

... I buy NFL Sunday Package so I can watch the Browns each and every week.

Was there with you until last year... Just couldn't take the increased pain I knew was sure to come without the company of others, so I reverted to Sports Bars... It helped... a little.

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We now return you to your regularly scheduled flame war...

[1 more season]

@cantonlegend said:

I'm from canton. Born in Akron. Raised down the road from the pro football hall of fame and fawcett where I'd go once a year to watch one of the biggest high school rivalries in the country

Went to school at Jackson in Massillon and coach high school football in Akron/tallmadge area

Saints fan!

[Harry Buffalo]

jparsh said:

Better than nothing I guess.

Seriously though what is your problem. Of course this board has a lot of people who don't live in Cleveland or Ohio cause how else are they going to be able to have serious discussions about the Browns when all their neighbors and friends root for different teams. Hell we got two guys who live in England on here. Should they have to leave cause they don't live in Cleveland. Fucking stupid.

[jparsh]

@kosar_for_president said:

What an asshole. How's this for Cleveland roots, my great grandfather literally put the needle on the Terminal Tower, my grandmother was Jim Brown and George Steinbrenner's personal photographer and my other grandmother started AA for women in Cleveland.

No we don't live there because it sucks monkey balls. Anyone that tells you different hasn't lived anywhere else.

This guy is more annoying than Zombo.

Don't root for my team if you don't like Cleveland. Simple as that. I've been all over the country, have friends all over the world. And while most other countries stand head and shoulders above Amerikkka when you compare apples to apples within the US, Cleveland is one of the best places to live. No question.

[Kosar_For_President]

jparsh said:

Cleveland is one of the best places to live. No question.

Now I know why you sound like you do. Your fucking Retarded.

[Mark O]

I grew up in Cleveland and I now live in California. I make one trip every year back to Cleveland to go to a Browns game and I also pay for the Sunday Ticket and watch every game at home on Sundays.

[TypicalBrowns]

jparsh said:

Don't root for my team if you don't like Cleveland. Simple as that. I've been all over the country, have friends all over the world. And while most other countries stand head and shoulders above Amerikkka when you compare apples to apples within the US, Cleveland is one of the best places to live. No question.

You must enjoy getting mugged on the way home from work. Inner city Cleveland is one of the most crime ridden regions in Ohio. My uncle lives in Berea, and punched a guy who tried to rob him in his car in front of a blockbuster. AAAANND also almost broke a mans neck who was trying to rob a gas station.

The rest looks as pretty as Munchkin town.

[The Cysko Kid]

@typicalbrowns said:

You must enjoy getting mugged on the way home from work. Inner city Cleveland is one of the most crime ridden regions in Ohio. My uncle lives in Berea, and punched a guy who tried to rob him in his car in front of a blockbuster. AAAANND also almost broke a mans neck who was trying to rob a gas station.

The rest looks as pretty as Munchkin town.

I don't know what you know about Cleveland but I routinely service alarms at cmha which is Cleveland metropolitan housing authority, the poorest of the poor the worst of neighborhoods and I never get messed with, ever.

[Kosar_For_President]

@the-cysko-kid said:

I don't know what you know about Cleveland but I routinely service alarms at cmha which is Cleveland metropolitan housing authority, the poorest of the poor the worst of neighborhoods and I never get messed with, ever.

And you live there?

[The Cysko Kid]

I think your mom does.

[USFBrown]

Ahaha. Cleveland is a shit hole. It's 71 degrees, sunny, and it's great in Orlando. I guess I better stop being a Browns fan cuz some fat ginger faggot on the internet said so.

[USFBrown]

Also, you're a complete fucking moron for using your ugly ass work picture in your posts, Jesse. How stupid can a person be? First they must live in Cleveland to be a Browns fan on an internet forum. Second, you post your mug linking to your work. You're just a complete fuck tard.

[Kosar_For_President]

@usfbrown said:

Also, you're a complete fucking moron for using your ugly ass work picture in your posts, Jesse. How stupid can a person be? First they must live in Cleveland to be a Browns fan on an internet forum. Second, you post your mug linking to your work. You're just a complete fuck tard.

Post of the year. Dude I didn't even check the picture, I never would of thought in a million years someone would post from their work website, lol.

[Kosar_For_President]

@the-cysko-kid said:

I think your mom does.

Quality retort. I think you mean Jessie's mom.

[The Gipper]

jparsh said:

Where are the people from Cleveland? Do all you losers live all over the country and just pretend to know shit about my city? I expected a CLEVELAND BROWNS message board to be a bunch of people from CLEVELAND. What a wild assumption of mine.

What a wild and stupid assumption. This is for Browns fans. I venture to say that half the people, like me, live in Northeast Ohio. And many of the rest are transplants from this area. I live in Wadsworth, work in Barberton. Is that OK by you?

[The Gipper]

jparsh said:

Clueless about Cleveland history. Moses Cleaveland was in Cleveland long enough to make a map of it and he left. That doesn't make it his city. And I know more about the Browns and football then 90% of this board put together. There are people crying to trade all our first and second round draft picks for a teams next 30 5th round draft picks. People are afraid of talent and afraid of winning. But I doubt any of you are real Browns fans anyway. Watching highlights on NFL network doesn't count as a real fan.

Perhaps my next trivia will be on Cleveland Browns history....and we'll see how good you do. A few on here go back as far as Otto Graham. Not me, not quite that far....I only go to Jim Brown, Frank Ryan and Gary Collins etc.

[The Gipper]

jparsh said:

Yes, because he mapped it. A guy named Carter was the first settler. And if you ever make it to Cleveland you can see a part of the flats called settlers landing which is where he established himself.

Uhm, go to the "Browns Board Tailgate Party" area and see where we hold our tailgates. Look familiar?

And I'm sick of the bullshit that a bad draft pick sets you back all these years. Where does this make believe shit come from? First and foremost, any QB we draft can't be any worse the Colt, so we won't be any worse off, that's for sure. We have holes and one of those holes is the QB position. That is the biggest hole. Drafting RG3 and then a WR with 22 or 37 and signing a solid free agent WR would immediately help. But when you suck, like the Browns, you get a top draft pick because talented players help you win. When you trade and get a bunch of mediocre players like Phil Taylor then you never become great, you become destined for being so so.