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  • Zombo said:

    The only thing they changed was the length of gym shorts.

    Otherwise, they are known for choking ... and cheating.

    Everyone remembers Scott Norwood too ... and the 1919 Black Sox.

    Zombo

    Have you seen ESPN's special on the Fab Five? It is pretty good

  • Zombo said:

    The only thing they changed was the length of gym shorts.

    Otherwise, they are known for choking ... and cheating.

    Everyone remembers Scott Norwood too ... and the 1919 Black Sox.

    Zombo

    They didn't change the length of gym shorts, that was Michael Jordan who started wearing longer shorts long before the Fab Five came around. As a Cavs fan, MJ certainly deserves a spot on this list...and here he is appropriately:

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  • Zombo said:

    ...for choking.

    Z

    Sure, if you want to Retardedly forget everything else they did and changed...

    People remember who were in the Fab Five. People have a hard time remembering who won the championship recently let alone who was on the team.

    How do I remember (ok not remember, more like think of) Woody Hayes?

    Oh yeah that moron punched a Clemson player in the neck

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    @mld-woody said:

    Sure, if you want to Retardedly forget everything else they did and changed...

    People remember who were in the Fab Five. People have a hard time remembering who won the championship recently let alone who was on the team.

    How do I remember (ok not remember, more like think of) Woody Hayes?

    Oh yeah that moron punched a Clemson player in the neck

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    Well, obviously you were named for him. So I guess the dickhead doesn't fall far from the tree.

    And OK, Tressel didn't rat on his players who sold a few trinkets for tattoos...which had nothing to do with the on field competition. Recall what those trinkets were: Gold pants awarded to OSU players for beating Michigan. Those players clearly thought that beating Michigan was of such little significance that those items of memorabilia didn't mean that much to them....or more likely, they had so many of those trinkets for beating Michigan so many times they all felt that they could afford to part with some of those trophies because they had others in reserve.

    Refresh my memory: How many times did Pryor beat Michigan? Every time they played.

    By the way, here is ML Woody's favorite magazine prescription:

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  • Zombo said:

    Yes I have. It's all about choking, cheating and length of shorts.

    I like Derrick Rose.

    The other guys are idiots, especially Webber.

    Zombo

    Did you mean Jalen Rose?:

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  • OK, can we all agree that these are really, truly some serious Dickheads?:

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  • OK, can we all agree that these are really, truly some serious Dickheads?:

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    @the-gipper said:

    OK, can we all agree that these are really, truly some serious Dickheads?:

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    For real those assholes are dickheads. The worst part is they make kids stand out there with that bullshit. Fuck them.

  • @mld-woody said:

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    Actually...they would have gone to Kenyon, Oberlin, Denison, Wooster, Ohio Wesleyan, Case Western Reserve etc.

  • OK, can we all agree that these are really, truly some serious Dickheads?:

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    @the-gipper said:

    OK, can we all agree that these are really, truly some serious Dickheads?:

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    I just saw doc. not long ago about those guys. They are completely out of there minds.

  • OK, can we all agree that these are really, truly some serious Dickheads?:

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    @the-gipper said:

    OK, can we all agree that these are really, truly some serious Dickheads?:

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    No kidding.

    If they showed up at some funeral I attended, be it family or friend. I'd end up arrested for assault, at minimum.

    I'd break my knuckles on somebody's face.

  • @the-gipper said:

    OK, can we all agree that these are really, truly some serious Dickheads?:

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    No kidding.

    If they showed up at some funeral I attended, be it family or friend. I'd end up arrested for assault, at minimum.

    I'd break my knuckles on somebody's face.

    @ballpeen said:

    No kidding.

    If they showed up at some funeral I attended, be it family or friend. I'd end up arrested for assault, at minimum.

    I'd break my knuckles on somebody's face.

    I did 5 years active and 6 in the guard, and they showed up at one of our funerals and we were ordered not to engage them on any topic or disturb them.

    I wanted to ring every one of their faggot necks

  • Love your parade! The first picture is the perfect choice for the Leader of the Losers! No HOF for you beotch!

  • @the-gipper said:

    OK, can we all agree that these are really, truly some serious Dickheads?:

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    No kidding.

    If they showed up at some funeral I attended, be it family or friend. I'd end up arrested for assault, at minimum.

    I'd break my knuckles on somebody's face.

    @ballpeen said:

    No kidding.

    If they showed up at some funeral I attended, be it family or friend. I'd end up arrested for assault, at minimum.

    I'd break my knuckles on somebody's face.

    Oh my friend I would not be that nice to them. Id follow them back to their cars, hotel whatever. They would remember that funeral forever, that was the day some of their members never made it back home. They would describe the scene as grusome and Id carve my service buddies name into them (just for fun). You better do your freedom speech somewhere else motherfkr.

  • And you'd be no better than they are

    (Well you'd be better, just not by much)

  • @mld-woody said:

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    Actually...they would have gone to Kenyon, Oberlin, Denison, Wooster, Ohio Wesleyan, Case Western Reserve etc.

    @the-gipper said:

    Actually...they would have gone to Kenyon, Oberlin, Denison, Wooster, Ohio Wesleyan, Case Western Reserve etc.

    Well that quote on the picture really didn't make sense. I mean, just because they cared about academics doesn't mean they could have gotten into a better school.

    I don't get what you said though. Are we pretending those schools are all just as good as Michigan? (Case is pretty good though). Or are you saying they would have stayed in state?

  • @the-gipper said:

    Actually...they would have gone to Kenyon, Oberlin, Denison, Wooster, Ohio Wesleyan, Case Western Reserve etc.

    Well that quote on the picture really didn't make sense. I mean, just because they cared about academics doesn't mean they could have gotten into a better school.

    I don't get what you said though. Are we pretending those schools are all just as good as Michigan? (Case is pretty good though). Or are you saying they would have stayed in state?

    @mld-woody said:

    Well that quote on the picture really didn't make sense. I mean, just because they cared about academics doesn't mean they could have gotten into a better school.

    I don't get what you said though. Are we pretending those schools are all just as good as Michigan? (Case is pretty good though). Or are you saying they would have stayed in state?

    I am saying those schools are all better than Michigan....academic wise and that if it weren't for football they would have attended one of those schools possibly. And FYI, by not posting photos you are holding up the parade. This is Dickheads on parade.

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  • You really think all those schools are better at academics than Michigan?

    I'm in class, so I'll post a picture later

  • You really think all those schools are better at academics than Michigan?

    I'm in class, so I'll post a picture later

    @mld-woody said:

    You really think all those schools are better at academics than Michigan?

    I'm in class, so I'll post a picture later

    Did I stutter? Those are small, liberal arts colleges so in their niche, yes, they are considered better. They don't have things like business schools, engineering schools, tech schools etc. etc. that a larger university would have.

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  • OK, I will concede this: this guy is a bit of a numbnuts:

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